Back to Church
Went in on a Tuesday around 1230 pm. Stayed about an hour total. It was not very busy upon arrival but was getting a little more people as the hour went on. I paid 5$ to get in then through the metal detector. Went to the restroom first thing and no attendant. Washed up and found a seat on the left of the stage. There are 2 bars one on each side of the stage along the wall. Some guy sat at the next table and ordered lunch and had a long conversation with the waitress. She finally came over to me and I ordered a Blue Moon, my usual there. She looked at me funny and said "I don't think we have that let me check." I was like thats what I always get here, but it has been a while since I was last there. It takes her a while but she comes back confirming they no longer serve Blue Moon. Bummer its my favorite beer. So I just get a coors and chill ($7 dollars +1 tip). Several dancers come up and offer company but none that I found super attractive. They all seemed to be in the 5-7 category. At least one AA, a few Hispanic and several white girls. Finally Crystal comes over, a tall white girl with dark curly hair. I had been watching her for a few minutes walk around the club. She was round in the middle and looking back I wonder if she was pregnant. But her tits were small and did not fit her frame at all. I ended up getting some dances from her. We go back to the semi private rooms and she waits for the next song to start. She is doing just a regular dance topless for the first song and I start to fell her tits with no objection from her. She turns around and puts them right in my face, so whats a guy to do but start sucking on them! On the second song I start to rub her pussy over her gstring, again no objection. So I unzip and pull the little guy out and she grabs it and I am like great! But she puts it back in my pants and says the manager is gonna come by. So its kinda in my pants but she isn't insisting I zip up or anything and she keeps dancing. So I get him out again and she turns around and is grinding her ass on my lap with my dick between her ass checks. This feels really good but she only does it for a few seconds. She does this several more times but only for 10 or 15 seconds at a time, just not long enough. If she would have done it for longer I probably would've popped. But the song ends and I am not getting any vibe that more is on the menu. So I tell her thats enough. Now I was thinking that was 4 songs but she says, to my surprise, it was 3 songs. So I give her 60 and head out.
Overall it was a decent time.
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