‘My father had an affair with a stripper, and now my mother is going out for goo

Interesting story. Possibly a cautionary warning for some of the members here.

It’s a miserable situation, and going public with this sort of story only makes it more difficult for everyone involved - especially the kids.

The heading limit made the message that Mom is going out for “goo”
This has the added benefit of potentially being true if she is mad enough.