Club Tease (formally Club Skinn) Was Not A Tease On This Day

This is my first visit to Club Tease which was formally Club Skinn. I attempted to check this place out awhile back on a Saturday afternoon, but it was closed. I found out, this place in the past has had some activity out and inside the club that required police presence in this shady neighborhood. With that, the OLCC (Oregon Liquor Control Commission) made it mandatory that they have extra security on the weekends. The club decided to close on the weekends instead of paying the extra money for security. I have made it a point not to be in strip clubs after dark to avoid seeing anything that requires police assistance, as well as drunks. Club Tease neighborhood seemed pretty tame on this Wednesday at 11:30AM.

Their decent size parking lot was fairly empty on this day. The building is not very wide but fairly long, and looked like the typical Portland dive bar on the outside. I grabbed my mask and headed to the door. There was no mask required sign, no bouncer, no ID check and no cover. There was a sign, after I entered, that said check in at the bar, but not sure what that meant. I did not check in. After you enter you have to go either left or right. The bar and stage is to the left and there are around five lap dance booths with curtains on the right. The stage is against the outside wall and there is only seating along the front of the stage, eight chairs. There are a few table/chairs around the bar area and plenty of seating at the bar. There is just a walk isle between the front part of the stage and the bar, which is awkward. In other words, people coming in/out or heading to the lap dance booths walk right behind you, so don’t scoot your chair out too far. I got my $4 coke from a very cute and friendly bartender (wishing she would go up on stage). I noticed four dancer names on the board, Cecelia, Sunshine, Sapphire and Erotica. All were a 7 or better in body and were HWP except Cecelia, who is borderline spinner. All were friendly, carried a decent conversation, no major tats, and a 7 or better in looks except Cecelia, maybe a 6. I tipped $2 a song and each dancer did two song sets. All were white except Sapphire, an AA.

First up was Cecelia and for those who have been to Shimmers, she is the same Cecelia. Great body with amazing c to d natural ta tas with nipples that are offset some. She is not very aggressive at the rack and is a little awkward in the conversation department, but friendly. A very nice lady, but I have had lap dances from her in the past, not real exciting. They were totally nude the last time, $20/dance at Shimmers anyways, and she just likes to sit sideways on your lap and rub those gorgeous boobies against you. To her credit from the other three dancers, she did get totally nude at the stage.