My First Time in Disneyland of the South (For Men)

Here is a little story (super long). Let's just say I had some help and I'm glad that I did. By the time you finish reading this story, you good sir will know who you are that showed me the ropes. Thank you!

I am from the east coast. I travel sparingly for work and was set up to go to a conference in the west coast. This was my chance to actually go for it after finding this site and reading about the rated #1 strip club in the world.

As I was doing my research (youtubing how to cross the border, reading countless reviews, etc) I came about a thread on the discussion board. I don't remember what it was about but I commented on the thread that I was going to go on my first trip in a few weeks. From there I got a friendly reply that this veteran of the game was going as well.