I got to admit, I'm not into incest at all but if that was my daughter hell I'd make an exception. I'm about to go all Woody Allen up in here.
But I would require she not lick a toilet for at least 30 minutes prior to any intercourse. Especially a toilet I may have used, no, Good Lord no. That's just wrong.


It's always funny when I talk to the girls about their parents. I always ask them how old their parents are. Most of the time, I"m older than their parents.
Thank goodness I have sons. I would not be fair to a daughter. I'd never let her out of the house.