Christies Cabaret
1675 W Baseline Rd Tempe, AZ 85283

This Place is Just OK

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Phoenixrick
Jan 13, 2022, 1:58 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

I came here on a Monday around 5 pm. The friends I was with wanted to go and we were drinking so I was like ok even though my recent experiences here have been hit or miss. I've been here more than any other strip club just based upon location (close to a friends house). It's located south of Arizona Mills mall off of Baseline and is in an ok neighborhood (not good or bad really). It's good enough to feel safe I guess but then occasionally you'll see some sketch people on drugs walking around outside near the parking lot when you're leaving in the middle of the night. As you walk in, the DJ, bar and bathroom are on the left. VIP is in the back of the place. There's a big stage in the middle (it's a pretty big club). I usually sit either on the right as you go in or opposite the stage more in the back area where it's not as bright. On this trip, we were tipping at the stage and we were the only ones at the stage. It was pretty dead with maybe 7 girls and 7-10 clients. The girls were pretty enough with a range of around 5-8 which is about what I expected. Cover was $7 daytime and $10 night. Beer was $7. If you buy a drink for a stripper they upcharge you and give the girl a kick back. I did buy one girl a drink and it was $10. I remembered about the upcharge after I bought that drink and that's why I usually don't buy girls drinks there. There's a bouncer there, but no bathroom assistant while I was there. There's usually a bathroom guy there at weekend nights.

Floor dances are $10 and they suck now. I used to get pretty good grind and grab some titties with a floor dance - not anymore. That's really all the mileage I'm looking for and when I could get it for $10 I was happy enough with this place. One girl (Phoenix) was acting like I was lucky that she took her top off during a floor dance. I didn't even know what to respond... I mean, really, what's the point of the dance then if there's hardly any grind and no tits? Anyway, she was pretty and nice, but I wouldn't get a dance from her. One girl (Suki) was a petite asian girl with a blond wig? Or bleached? who knows? Anyway, cute enough, but her hustle was bugging me with like this pretend that VIP in the back will be good mileage in a flirty way, but I'm pretty sure in this place it's not worth it. She got mad when I flat out told her I wouldn't do VIP because I knew there wouldn't be any mileage and then she walked off. Oh well... Best dancer was a girl named Bella. Black hair, big fake tits. I got some $25 dances from her but not a private room. Her dances were what I would call typical Bourbon Street dances where you get a good grind and some boobs. I was happy with that. If you are looking for mileage I wouldn't necessarily come here. This was at the end of day shift, and then starting to be the beginning of night shift so there might be better girls on night? Dayshift wasn't too great with the exception being Bella.

Bartender and waitress were pretty and nice. Service was good and they kept the drinks flowing. I spent a couple hundred after getting a couple lap dances (floor and back), tipping and buying some drinks and didn't really get any moneys worth but still had an ok time. My favorite part was just hanging out with friends and tipping at the stage. I won't come back here unless with a friend or someone that wants to specifically come here. It's not horrible, but just don't expect mileage or girls as pretty as Bourbon.

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