Stripper Celebrity Crushes

Warning: Spoiler for the the movie "The Bad Batch" herein.

My CF really has a thing for Johnny Depp. When she was like 9, she saw Pirates of the Caribbean, and decided she was marrying him. Her mom told her he was way too old for her, but this did not deter her. We had both seen the movie "The Bad Batch". So once, when I went up to tip her on stage, I asked her, if Johnny Depp cooked her leg and ate it, would she still be into him. She said she'd have to think about it, and get back to me. So yeah, really hard core crush.