Damn the Torpedoes

Bound Brook, NJ. I had just come from nearby Delilah's Den 5 minutes away. I found parking on the street. Doesn't look like there's a lot but at night you should be good, there were plenty of spots. I walk in, no cover. Big bar on the right, stage in center of it. Pool tables and lap dance area on the left. Dances are $20 and VIP is $100 for 15 minutes. Crowd was mostly Hispanic dudes and a few black dudes. It was decent crowd too, about 25-30 people. Two girls dance on stage at once then walk around for a tip parade, sometimes twice. Bud Light or Coors draft was $4. Also there was a smell mentioned in prior reviews, maybe my sense of smell sucks but whatever it was didn't really bother me. It certainly didn't smell like a spring meadow, but I wouldn't call it offensive.

Dancers. Looking at other reviews, I expected way worse. About 10-11 dancers. Some chunky but not fat latinas. And a three white girls, two slim and one heftier. It was not a bad lineup, nothing great though, I though one of the white girls there that was slimmer might have been the hottest girl. But I would say nothing ugly, everyone had a right to strip in my mind. Looked like all under 35.

I just tipped the girls and watched the show. I chose not to do dances here, nothing really jumped out at me for that. LD options seem pretty affordable though so if you see something here might not be to punishing on your wallet to take to the back. The two clubs I hit in this area, Delilah's and Torpedoes I expected way worse to be totally honest. Not great spots but I think it was better than reviews would indicate from my view.