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4 years ago

I’m worried about my buds

I can’t tell you damn dirty apes how long it has been since the lion, the dugan, and I have gangbanged a hairless ape whore. I’m worried about my buds. Have any of you apes reached out to them? Sometimes even ricks need help. Squawk!

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Cashman1234

This is news to this hairless ape. I thought Ricks were a self sufficient group of living legends. I hope the Ricks are staying strong.

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motorhead

In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight

Modern lions hibernate. Zoomer lions lost their survival skills

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ilbbaicnl

rickdugan went to Minnesota and did crimes. He loves tough guy cops so much he wants to be sure he gets a chance to be Derek Chauvin's prison bitch.

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shadowcat

Anyone notice that Wallanon is missing?

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san_jose_guy

The Four Golems, Lion, Vulture, Turtle, and Crab are preparing the way for the Prince Of This World, and they will escort his thrown.

For now, their job is just to make fun of Das Last Man, and that is Rick Dugan.

SJG

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theeastcoast757

“ this is not reddit you twat.. fuck off if you think these old men understand ape talk from reddit”

This guy went to r/wallstreetbets twice and just can’t help himself now.

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BBBC

The Ricks have been at my house playing fun games like, bouncer and greaser, and peg the donkey

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BBBC

😉

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