Today is national fart day.

Interesting.

Do you know why it’s never a good idea to fart in an Apple store?

They don’t have Windows

I've celebrated multiple times today. Hold on let me do it again.

Fuck you Mackie!

Ok, National Fart Day... but I still don't see how today different than any other day.

I can't help but wonder as to the process for establishing when National Fart Day is. Did Jack Black eat 37 bean burritos, then locked Joe Biden in a room, and told him he wouldn't let him out till he proclaimed it National Fart Day?