No Perfume

Remote strip club, remote even for Maine as the nearest population center is less than 8,000 people. Open thu, fri, sat 8-1, stages start before 8:45 which is when I arrived at a large room, with about 15 people in it. $10. cover, no waitress, very small bar. Beer $5.00. A huge rectangular room with DJ at the opposite end of the bar. Small stage out front with seats around it, a main stage, big enough for more than one dancer, a small stage in front of the dj booth and a large cage with a swing behind the main stage. Behind the cage is the dressing room and a small lap dance room where there is a $10 charge each time it's use. There is a private area near the DJ fee to the house is either 80 or 100, I forgot and negotiate with the dancer. On this night I had no interest despite a claim from a dancer that she gave the best blow job on the planet.

The girls really don't look like dancers. They look like typical Maine girls taking off their clothes. Saw one set of enhanced boobs and zero enhanced asses. About 16 working and in my spinner world at; east 8 were must dance and 4 others would have been acceptable. Most customers just played pool and 30% were women. The stage shows were good, some people made it rain, well this is Maine so it drizzled. Poor clientele. 905Of the customers getting dances stopped at 1 or 2, with just one dancer. The bartender was overjoyed with good tips, dancers did not expect multiple dances or tips. Massages $20 per song were ok. but I switched to dances with the massage girl. Overpaid, thinking she just up charged, but she reminded me dances were only $10 and handed money back. Very strange.

So, with dancers running 5-8 with one 9 I sampled around 30 dances because they are $10.00 topless. No touching pussy, that much, everywhere else is fair game. Dances are done at your table while you sit on a basic hard chair, but once you get the style down the dances are fantastic 2 way contact. Not much stick shifting, but a lot of rubbing tits and face on your boner. Once you got past 2 dances the thong was pushed aside for view and face rubbing, unless you don't like pussy rubbed on your face, you would like this. After 3 dances with 4 women the bottoms came off and the dances were nude. Having been here before this was a welcome surprise and might have been more to the fact that there were fewer customers than dancers. Every pussy was clean and sweet. 100% sweet smelling experience. I have been strip clubbing for over 45 years and don't think I ever had $10 nude, full-contact dance. It might be the best value experience in my entire life. Best part is that there are 2 ski areas for which I have a pass about an hour away from the Hotel so I skied Saturday, went here, skied Sunday. A few drinks and you appreciate a 7 minute drive to the hotel.