Failed Plan, but Good Times Anyway

First the disclaimers:

1. This is not too explicit, as everything is legal in Mexico.

2. Not a club ad, as if it were, it would be written differently and I would have my hand out like a drunken mesero looking for compensation. Just posting this to give back.

3. Not including every club detail, because other reviews have described the club in huge detail, so redundancy is not necessary.