Was I at this sports bar? I plead the 5th

Came here on a Saturday night in North Paterson. Industrial/commercial area. I found a spot right out front. Walk in no cover. Long bar that goes way back. Bar on right, bathrooms, curtained dance booths on left in the back. Stage behind bar. Multiple bartenders. I think even the DJ walks around with a tip bucket. He had a mic. Tip Parade. Mostly hispanic staff. Customers mostly hispanic with some white and black. Cost for LD is $20 a song in the booths. The advertise as the all new 5th avenue sports bar so I guess redid recently or something. It doesn't look to new save for the actual bar itself which is like a blue lit bar. They had WWE playing on the TV's which was easily the most interesting thing going on.

Dancers. I don't know maybe one of the worst crews I've ever seen in my life. You got to be kidding me with this lineup. Everybody over 40 some over 50. All Latina it appeared. About 7 or 8 dancers. This is just not a high end club at all, infact the opposite end. Maybe there are extras. I'm sure there are, but who in their fucked mind would even want them. Am I on crack? Do I look like Cashman1234? Could somebody possibly be this desperate and gross? There are people that I respect have gone here, as stated Cashmen, Misterorange, NJballa. I now know just how dirty these fucks really are and are willing to get, and goes above and beyond anything I've ever been capable of can possibly imagine. I had to get the fuck out of here, I didn't even finish my beer. I ran. No, just no.