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Strippers hanging out in the club in the prone position

Laying on their stomachs on their phone on a couch, waiting until their called on stage. I was recently watching a dancer do this, watching her stripper heels alternate up and down, I was just staring at this ignoring everything else going on, perhaps even some drool. And it got me thinking. I'm as libertarian as they come, anti vax mandate to the core, anti-authoritarian all that fun stuff but I've come to the conclusion that this method of strippers waiting around in this manner needs to be federally mandated, and enforced to the absolute fullest extent of the law. Does it look unprofessional as fuck and like nobody gives a shit? Yes. Do we care? No. Do I also want to jump on that and do naughty things? Yes. That is all. Thank you.

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