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GrayFox
Here we go again
Wednesday, January 12, 2022 3:15 PM
I know this has been discussed before but why are there reviews that are a couple of lined saying nothing getting approved?
some are nothing but where the club is and that's it.
some are nothing but where the club is and that's it.
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Note that this thread will be quickly followed by another complaining that the "review Nazis" make it impossible to get a review approved.
No one has a right to read reviews for free. Either pay Founder or contribute worthwhile content to keep the site going. This is not a charity.
First - I only approve or decline reviews for clubs I've been to and know fairly well. I don't feel qualified to assess the specifics of a review if I don't have actual experience.
Next - For those I will evaluate, I judge on two criteria:
1. Quality (and accuracy) of the information: Does the review contain useful info that will help others?
2. Clarity/Format: Is the review written well enough that it is easy to understand and allows/helps the reader to make a decision about the club?
Of course, there are certain auto-rejects like naming a dancer that provides ITC or OTC extras.
But that's me. Since I rarely write club reviews (here) I'm not concerned much by what the rest of you do.
But yeah, there's people who bitch both ways. Which I guess is an indication that the current system is working as well as can be expected.
By services I mean level of contact. Connecting girls by name to extras is never acceptable. Use a euphemism of your choice (and Billy Joel and Frank Sinatra don't count).
"The girls were a little rude but eh. I had a few hundred that I wanted to spend on one specific dancer but she consistently passed me because I was a female I’m assuming. I even smiled at her with the money in hand and she kept walking. Her loss."
Not too impressive
No beers on tap but the women were beautiful. Went in on Saturday night and was hardly approached by any of women working. Drinks were Al title overpriced and as stated previously nothing on tap. Will try it again to see if assessement was fair. Also why do I have to type such a detailed message?
Someone wants a free month of VIP. Write a real fucking review, pay Founder, or shut the fuck up.
This is not a charity.
Come here!
amazing time!!!! love it. And it's by the water! Only outside seating. Cash and credit accepted!And it's by the water! Only outside seating. Cash and credit accepted!And it's by the water! Only outside seating. Cash and credit accepted!
And it's by the water! Only outside seating. Cash and credit accepted!And it's by the water! Only outside seating. Cash and credit accepted!And it's by the water! Only outside seating. Cash and credit accepted!And it's by the water! Only outside seating. Cash and credit accepted!And it's by the water! Only outside seating. Cash and credit accepted!And it's by the water! Only outside seating. Cash and credit accepted!And it's by the water! Only outside seating. Cash and credit accepted!And it's by the water! Only outside seating. Cash and credit accepted!
It would be great to have a clearer standard on how to talk about the quality of the dancers. They move around from club to club so much, but each club seems to attract a type. It’s a mystery.
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Best clubs in NJ [title]
Best clubs in NJ
Go Go is the best by far followed by XXX21
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This was the entirety of what was submitted. Think I should approve it?
Friday evening visit
I went there on Friday night with my friend. There was no cover fee before 7pm. We had to buy a water bottle for $7.00. Only two girls working that evening. One girl was on the stage and one girl was sitting. The girl on the stage was below average and chubby. I have to go back on Saturday to see more talent.
Whoa! You should visit!
Very dope place, great atmosphere and quality dancers. If you’re looking for a good place this is it! Had a great time and great conversation.Price was right and the ladies were lovely. Would definitely go back! Jenny from the block was the best!
People were chill and the drinks flowing. The DJ was on point and the mood was care free. Pool tables, tv’s, and titties who could be mad. Bartender was nice and energetic.
Good for the money
Went here to kill time before I picked up a friend at the airport. Drinks were good. Bartender was friendly. Girls were hot. Spent time with Destiny bought her a couple of drinks had a couple of dances it was chill. Didn't really feel pressured, she was good at her job felt more like hanging out with someone than paying for their time. I'd go back again when I'm in the area.
There are some reviews that are very poorly written or don't offer much value, but worth the time to give some constructive criticism and maybe they resubmit a better version. The one you mentioned was clearly just some fuckin jerk screwing around.
Was there right before Covid, early on a Saturday evening. Nice setup, looks like an old vaudeville / movie house. Large bar and seating area with TVs to watch sports along with the featured entertainment. Girls were attractive and enjoyed talking / flirting with them as it was still early. Got a couple dances, which were pretty standard. Overall, enjoyable place to stop in if you happen to be rolling through that neck of the woods.
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hello! i’m a dancer working at multiple locations in New England & will be heading to the west coast at the end of December for 4-6 months. my handle on insta is the same as here! this is the first article i made as i just got on this site today but i will be posting articles regularly discussing topics relating to the dancer world.
this time i’m just saying hiiii ♥️♥️
Great Times
I never been here yet . But I hear it's a good strip club to get dances n enjoy ya self . Relaxing Atomopshere . Fun time. Drink Specials. Check out. Ladies are absolutely gorgeous . Bartenders are nice and friendly . I'm going tomorrow for job hopefully I like it . Something different away from home.
Earlier today, rejected the article from the alleged New England dancer heading to CA ten months from now. Hard to find a stripper who knows what she’s doing 10 minutes from now, but this one had December already planned.
A little sketchy
The club hasn’t changed that much overall. Parking is a little sketchy and the people outside can make you nervous carrying big bills in. Take an Uber is advisable. Inside the club is dark and the women are mostly 5’s at best. The lap dance couches are not too comfortable and this place sort of had an eerie vibe. Probably won’t go back.
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After a long stint of not going to clubs I finally decided to give it another go. I ended up going in later in the evening. The place was busy but not overly busy. The women were mostly average and slightly above average with an occasional hottie. Had a few dances which were good and enjoyed watching the stage. Overall a good expierience and will attend again.
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So after a "long stint of not clubbing" this is the only crap he can write - what a freeloading douche
Got me well
Thsi was a great place. The girls were so attentive and even let me kiss and suck on their tits. All for $50!!
Ghar ka maalik/ruler-
- aapko ruler pasand hay/walid naheen hai idhar, toh jehsa bhi chaahthi hein woheen karti hein, aur aapko kabhi pasnad naheen atha itna
- matlab kay har chees pay condition (jehse tab ghar ka renovation) (aabhi tak bathroom naheen khola hai aur hum patience seh intoxaar khar rahein hai maheeno say; aapko garage done chehye tha pechlay hafta final tab Abu kho aaramse karna tha)
I guess I can partially understand some peoples confusion, google/yelp/amazon all take pretty weak reviews and publish them. I don't know of anyplace else that has this sort of review process for reviews.
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For most of TUSCL's existence there was no approval process and everything meeting the auto-minimum-length would get published - many of the TUSCL regulars were fed up with it and asked Founder to do something about it and thus the approval process came about.
I assumed people adding gibberish to make a shitty review long enough did it bc one could get away with it in the past but it's been a few years since that so most likely not the reason for the current gibberish-added reviews.