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The Morning After

Jan 8, 2022, 6:52 PM

𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘸- 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳...

LOL. It's always great when the good times are rolling. The bill comes due the next morning, when the head is fuzzy, what burned so good going down burns different coming out and a Silkwood shower is necessary to remove the smells of booze, perfume, pussy and smoke.

LMAO. The funny thing is that, as much as one might regret it early the next morning, it's amazing how different one can feel about it later the next day. By lunch one might feel human again and by dinner time he might even be ready to do it all over again. 😉

comments (15)

san_jose_guy3 years ago

Life between hang overs, that is RickDugan.

SJG

gSteph3 years ago

But, if you want to stop (or slow it down), but can't, that might be the sign of a problem.

At least, it was for me.

JamesSD3 years ago

Try clubbing or mongering sober sometime.

ilbbaicnl3 years ago

Maybe Duran Duran should have been named Mullet Mullet.

youtube.com

san_jose_guy3 years ago

"Try clubbing or mongering sober sometime."

Very Sound Words!

The System(tm) but sober!

SJG

ilbbaicnl3 years ago

Rick doing his standup routine: youtube.com

san_jose_guy3 years ago

^^^^ That is hilarious!

ilbbaicnl +10

SJG

rickdugan3 years ago

===> "Try clubbing or mongering sober sometime."

Why would I want to do a thing like that? Shit it's about the only time I CAN have a few anymore.

theeastcoast7573 years ago

One of my favorite Duran Duran songs.

nicespice3 years ago

Ooh nice choice with Duran Duran. And this song would probably be a decent background music choice when fucking. More decent than Christian music Groben anyways 😁

MackTruck3 years ago

shit! I dumped a load in dat hotel. I jope I didnt shit up your otc date, oops

Icee Loco (asshole)3 years ago

I don't get hangovers. Don't know of that's good or bad

rickthelion3 years ago

James ape told the smartest hairless ape on the planet "Try clubbing or mongering sober sometime."

My bud rick appropriately bitch slapped him for that. Alcohol makes just about everything better. Hell, I’ve spent the last month or so in an alcoholic haze and I’m sure I had a frickin’ blast doing all sorts of stuff. I can’t really remember much, but I’m sure there was a road trip to see my cubs. Lots of fun family shit.

Anyhoo, I’ve been experimenting with ways to keep the buzz going longer. I’ve discovered that it is a lot of fun if you soak a tampon in booze and shove it up your ass while you’re two fisted drinking. But straight vodka is a better anal cocktail than something like a gimlet because it turns out that citric acid stings your rectum.

Just wanting to share some rick wisdom. ROAR!!!

rickthelion3 years ago

Also, Icey ape says that he doesn’t get hangovers. That just means you’re not drinking enough. You seriously need to get yourself some tampons and a jug of cheap vodka. ROAR!!!

Cashman12343 years ago

A very entertaining discussion.

When I was drinking - I knew the morning after was simply a few hours of discomfort for an otherwise crazy night of strip club escapades. In my view, the morning after was never miserable enough to stop me from planning another outing (in the very near future).

Duran Duran had some great songs for a 1980’s pop band. The college girls all loved them too.