Jiggly-Poof!

And I was gone. Saturday night, in Hawthorne, just came from 5th avenue sports bar. Around midnight. When I was in the neighborhood, Hawthorne Police pulled me over and told me I crossed the yellow line. Watch out there, they might be a little aggressive but they let me off. Anyway it's a suburban areas, just a bunch of houses around, which to be honest is kind of an odd spot usually people don't want strip club RIGHT in the neighborhood. But honestly this is more like a neighborhood bar with a couple strippers in it. Bikini Bar technically I guess.

I found parking just down the street, you should be able to get some. I thought the place was closed because I couldn't hear any music emanating but you go inside two doors and your in. No cover. Just a bar on the right, pool tables on the left. Stage in the bar near the back. And dances in the back. I was told $20. Light tip parade. Crowd seemed like mostly neighborhood people mostly older white guys.

Dancers only about 3 girls, all over 35. One probably 55. I mean it's a Saturday night you'd expect more than 3 dancers. And there was nothing I was interested in at all. One Latina, and sounded almost eastern euro from the other two. Maybe it was a Portuguese accent from the older one, at first I thought greek you know I couldn't fucking tell, I just know I didn't wanna fuck it. I wasn't spending an hour here to figure this ain't the spot. I finished my no alcohol Heineken zero, you know cops and all that and took off.