Delilah is Dead

Been to alot of Delilah's recently. Philly, Mansville, Hazlet, here in Tom's River. Still no dancer named Delilah in any of them. If your into girls named that, beware of false advertising. Wednesday just after midnight. Tom's River, NJ. I was just at Centerfolds up the shore in Neptune and it wasn't too too far from here, so I said fuck it I'll check it out. 25 minutes away. To the best of my knowledge this is the only strip club in Tom's River. South until you hit Atlantic City. North until you hit Centerfolds. Then from centerfold's it's a good bit away until you hit the Delilah's Den in Hazlet. So along the Jersey shore here not a ton of options. All while there are like seemingly 50 clubs up in Paterson alone

On Lakewood road. Big parking lot. Place looks alright on the outside, but inside is pretty dumpy. This is not an upscale spot at all. One big stage in center, seating all around. VIP dance area in the back right corner. Bathrooms on left. I walk in, black dude comes up to me, $20 cover and a $5 water. He asked me if I wanted to do it because they will be closing in about 45 minutes. I said fuck it, let me do it. I'm not in Tom's River that often. I probably shouldn't have. I only saw three dancers. Two black dancers, one small girl, one really rake thin girl, and one spinner latina just chillen on here phone. About 6 customers. This place was really dead. It pisses my off, because I like to see what the lineups of certain spots look like. For the record I didn't think any of the dancers were ugly, nothing that made me want to drop $$$ though.

I talked to one dancer, who's breath was fucking awful. Eclipse is your friend. But I was able to extract enough info for the review. $25 single dances. $135 for 15 minutes and $225 for 30 minutes. Talking to her it was clear to see this is a place where dancers look out for the customers in VIP. So if you are here and find something you like, you might be able to have a pretty good time. But on this night it was just toast. I'm not like super late, I mean 12:15am on a Wednesday night is not supposed to be Zombie time. It was really depressing. Apparently they don't stay open till 2am anymore so be aware of that. This is the kind of place that could use an episode of extreme home makeover. I should have kept going to AC and gambled the cover money at the Hard Rock.