The Adventures of Roxxie and Bullwinkle...and some drunk guy too

Saturday night after midnight. South Paterson. Place right across the street from some giant Halal supermarket. Area seemed fine. Parking a long lot, not too many spots available but I found one. Club is like a big red building. Walk in through a courtyard on the side. Walk in, no cover. Bouncer just gives you a fist pound. Maybe he's related to the bouncer that works at Players. Pretty big crowd, I would say mostly younger white guys. Set up. One huge bar that goes around the whole club. Stage inside. Two poles, three dancers go up. Brutal tip parade, it's like non stop. Open lap dance area in back, you can't see it from the bar, but if you walk by it you can peer over the small wall and see everything. It's a community room with couches. $20 lapdance here. VIP also in the back is $100 for 15 minutes. I was sitting next to some drunk eastern european guy with a beard. Great dude, I didn't understand half the shit he was saying but the other half that I did get had me rolling. He made this place this cool, it's always fun drinking good people. He seemed like a regular so I asked him in regards to extras availability at this club and he said "If money talks, shit walks" and then stumbled over onto the bar table. So take that for what you will. I took it as I need to drink more.

Dancers. Except for one or two Latinas. All white girls. Yeah some Russians/Ukrainians but I would say mostly white Americans. That might have been there ethnicity but I heard them talk they were not off the boat, I think most were just white American jersey girls. I saw one busty dark skinned latina there. About 20 something dancers. There were some decent looking girls in there. They weren't to my taste, but those thinner white girls, I think a lot of guys on here would like this lineup more than I would. Quite a few blondes working here too. But unlike the shitty clubs I came from in Paterson, this club/lineup was at least a legitimate Go Go Bar.

I didn't see anything though that made me want to get a dance though. I didn't see a lot of hideous girls either though, a lot of average looking girls. Stuff came close but nothing broke that barrier for me in terms of going on a dance marathon. I saw in prior reviews might have a bird dog bouncer that didn't help either. Overall there's a fuck ton of clubs in Paterson, many of which are awful. But this one seems alright, I expected way worse going in to be honest. I would still take Johnny A's as the best club in the area though over this spot.