Who would win a TUSCL purge?
rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
I’m counting myself out because I’m a rick and a lion. Obviously, I’d win. But among the rest of you, who’d win and why?
Remember, guns are not allowed. Any asshole can win with a gun but it takes skill to win the purge using lawn darts.
Okay, let’s set some ground rules: the hairless apes posting on this site are all locked in a Home Depot sans clothing. You get to defend yourself using anything you can find and get to work. I let you out after the herd has thinned to a single winner. Who goes first and how? Who wins the overall purge?
Remember, guns are not allowed. Any asshole can win with a gun but it takes skill to win the purge using lawn darts.
Okay, let’s set some ground rules: the hairless apes posting on this site are all locked in a Home Depot sans clothing. You get to defend yourself using anything you can find and get to work. I let you out after the herd has thinned to a single winner. Who goes first and how? Who wins the overall purge?
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While you all negotiated and had pre-marital extras, I practiced the blade.
While you all discussed and used pants with the right material for the sake of LDK'ing, I used the blade.
And now the purge is here, you're all unprepared. Except for me. For I studied THE BLADE
I’ll be doing the crane with a bad case of the squirts.
You can try to get close, but you likely won’t feel like a winner after.
SJG
Jennifer Fischer
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Peter Frampton - Do You Feel Like We Do (Live in Detroit)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVCWaWFm…
Thank You Mr. Churchill / Peter Frampton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUNMmX5w…
Also, a customer at November's Foot Fetish party at Dream Girls paid me to beat his ass in vip with and without shoes on. It was one of my most favorite vip sessions after 10 years of dancing. 10/10 would repeat. 🥰
And I am good with such. Started practicing in jr high school.
SJG
Jazz Messengers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3vpiTgG…
So... you started practicing last week?
She knows how to use a knife - and she doesn’t take shit from anyone!
Suppose I bring one anyway, let's say my Mossberg 590. First five rounds are 00 buckshot, and the last four are slugs to finish you off.
Then all the rules are null and void, right?
Your Mossberg is useless against my SAW I win easily and I get to make a lion skin rug if my girls love me as much as I love them 😁
But bow and arrows would be better if faced with a "TUSCL purge"
SJG
Jazz Messengers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3vpiTgG…
Jennifer Fischer
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Just wait until the others are tired from their infighting - and begin telling us about Oldsmobiles, your organization, your privacy walls, a few tales of mathematics and zzzzz zzzzz zzzzz…..
As to Nina, I think I’d want her to kick my ass.
And yes a 7.62 mm (M14 ammo) mini-gun would be great. But why?
SJG
Jazz Messengers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3vpiTgG…
Jennifer Fischer
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No Guns?
I'm gonna get me a few sledge hammers and then raid the ramset section....
(It's not a gun if it just puts nails in!!).
I'll be your A-gunner so nothing to worry about. But we're gonna need some big young grunt to be the ammo-bearer because I can't carry shit.
SJG
If Tetradon can carry me across a stream, he's in.
Lately though I have observed that he has gotten more mellow and that it is more possible to have a conversation with him.
So maybe we should just let him be.
SJG
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzKT-dFUj…
…and shadowcat would emerge in a blood stained sweater and be the victor over us all