Titillations far exceeded my Expectations

I have been to Titillations on and off throughout the years. I have to finally admit that it is one of the better strip clubs in NJ. The place is large with both street parking as well as a big parking lot across the street from the side entrance. The place has two floors. Upstairs is a cigar bar with strippers, downstairs is a large bar, surrounding an L shaped stage with 2 poles and a swing, (yes they have a swing) the entrance is at the side and I saw something I haven’t seen in years. They have a cigarette vending machine on the right when you walk in. I didn’t think those were even allowed anymore. I don’t smoke cigarettes but seeing that machine was quite nostalgic. Finally there are booths for lap dances all around the stage perimeter I counted at least 9.

Here is the better part, it turns out that there is a happy hour every day until 7:00 pm all beer and food is half price. I figured I would look at the menu and again was surprised. I make it a practice never to eat at a strip club but I saw another guy get some pretty good looking food so I ordered some sliders and they were very good.

The music was typical and there are a few TV’s as well but let’s be honest, we don’t go to these places to watch TV, we go for the girls. The girls here are among the hottest I’ve seen. Every single girl in the place was an 8 on a scale from 1-10.

I have explained my grading system before but it bears explaining again. I issue 10 points based on dividing the points up into 5 body parts each of which will receive up to 2 points. The body parts are the face, the bust, the abdomen, the buttocks, and the legs. Each body part can receive 0, 1, or 2 points. For example for face a young pretty girl gets two points, if she is old and pretty or young and average she gets 1 point, if she is old and ugly she gets 0 points. The same goes for the rest of the body. I deduct points for noticiable surgeries or enhancements as well as for unsightly tattoos. Each body part is either attractive, neutral or repulsive. With that said the vast majority of Miss Universe contestants are 9’s with the final five being 10’s.

Getting back to Titillations pretty much every girl was an 8. There were no dancers over 30 years old they were all relatively pretty. They all had flat stomachs with no noticeable stretch marks, the breasts were mostly proportionate to the bodies and there were no obviously offensive surgery. The only place these girls almost all lost 1 point was in the legs. These girls are all skinny model type bodies so they tend to have skinny legs not unattractive just not a thick thigh that would get them the 2 points.