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Uber drivers

Uber driver told me I smell like cheap perfume. Not sure how to wash that off before I get home.

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Vegan food and $2 bills

First time coming back to Casa in a couple of years. One of the reasons I decided to come on this day was I saw that on their website on their schedule that there were…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Quick Thursday Visit

I stopped in on a Thursday night before things startd to get really busy, saw a familar dancer on stage and tipped her. After her set she came over and talked for a little while,…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Fun Friday

Had a great night at TT last Friday. Arrived at 7:00ish by Uber so there was no parking fee but it is $5 and we’ll run. For the first time I payed the early cover…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Not Quite Yet

This place was good for a few years, a few years ago. Unfortunately, they completed a bit of an upgrade like 2 years (ish) ago and they added cameras upstairs and increased the lighting. Now,…

Club Detour

Portland, Oregon

Do you want to take the Detour?

Club Detour opened towards the end of the last year. It is across the street from Spyce on Burnside. There’s no place to park there, so you will have to find a paid parking lot…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Potholes and stripper inflation

I haven’t been to Hank’s in months and today was a sloppy thawing Michigan February day. I parked my car in the pothole-laden area they call a parking lot, and beware of at least 1…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Not my scene

Others have explained the layout in detail so I won’t rehash too much. Small club, pretty standard setup with a handful of tables surrounding one stage, video poker area, good sized patio. I felt a…

Pompano Gold Club

Pompano Beach, Florida

Hours

A quick note about the hours on this place. They say they're open 12-2 6 days, but I've stopped by a few times over the last month or so during the week and Saturday afternoon around 5-7 or so…

Politics

Nuclear War > WW3

https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3ngw4/nuclear-war-with-russia-threat I hope the dickless can get rid of their rhetoric when responding to this post. Who am I kidding this is TUSCL.

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Long overdue visits to one of my favorite haunts

After an 17-month hiatus due to the pandemic, I made a few trips to one of my favorite mongering haunts after the U.S.-Canada border opened in August. For those who enjoy the relaxed atmosphere and…

Red Lion

Kyiv, Ukraine

Lineup tonight?

I know, I know the explosions, the bullets, the bombings, intense combat, and I don’t want to be insensitive to all that but is there any chance Anastasia makes it in tonight?

Essex Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Pretty girls, free VIP and lots of room for negotiation

Went on a Saturday around 4 pm and stayed a couple hours. Domestic beer was cheap on happy hour and the place was pretty dead but picking up when I finally left with maybe 10 dancers…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Stopped by Landing Strip on my Feb trip to Detroit

I was in town for business and stopped by LS on a Thursday afternoon. It’s a small-ish club. An airplane shaped stage in the middle of a rectangular room with multiple poles. Tables around the stage.…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Neighborhood Bar With Fully Nude Women Through a Haze of Smoke

This was my first-ever visit to Penns Port, but I was intrigued by prior reviews. Those basically described the club as a neighborhood bar with naked women, no lap dances. Honestly, I don’t think I…

Politics

War on the Media

Take a quick look at RT.com or sputnick.com (if they're still up, and you can get through the DDOS guards...). Ya, Russia's winning. You can bet it's that x10 to any domestic Russian language media in Russia. Anything dissenting is illegal. Because the…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Cheap VIP, DIdn’t Feel Like a VIP Though

Needing a way to allow the smoke to waft away from my clothing after a visit to Penns Port Pub just a few hundred steps away, I decided to visit Show N Tell for the…

Politics

VOLUNTEER TO FIGHT FOR UKRAINE??!!

For all of you with a rush of sudden love for Ukraine and a desire to defeat Putin. You can join the legion of foreign volunteers in Ukraine. Who is going???? Who will just bitch on a strip club forum? https://www.newsweek.com/ukraine-creates-foreign-legion-volunteers-abroad-join-fight-russia-1683024?amp=1 https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2022/feb/27/ukraine-appeals-for-foreign-volunteers-to-join-fight-against-russia

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Satisfied at Hustler

Was in Vegas with my wife and managed to sneak away for 2 hours while she got a spa treatment. Arranged for a limo ride, called ahead as I had limited time window, and…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Top notch Texas Club. Competes with Dallas' and Houston' Best.

Dress code enforced. Tried to get in with some pjs and its a no go. Came back a few days later with dress pants. Girl at the front remembered me and immediately…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I'm a bill printaahh, I'm a grave diggaahh, yeah I am, what I am.

This, place, is, HOT!!! Get your asses here now. I saw the best stage performance across Texas, Atlanta, and Florida. The girl climbed up to the top, did the splits, grabbed both ankles, was…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Pretty slow on a Tuesday afternoon

Stopped at G Spot at 1:30 on a Tuesday afternoon. As has been described repeatedly, this is a true dive bar. Free parking on a lot beside the building, no cover. A…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Don’t go early

I stopped into this club twice today. The first time, around 2pm, there were 2 bartenders, a manager, 3 guys at the bar and me. You’ll notice I didn’t mention dancers - there were none.…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Lust - worth visiting post COVID19

Not been back in a bit, so when work took me to Greenville, thought I would swing by Lust. Good news, no masks, woohoo. Layout - no change. Lots of parking. Outside, there is a truck…

Mettler's Bar & Restaurant

Mankato, Minnesota

Food, drinks, and titties. All together worth the time and money.

No table dances seemed to be available, just couch dances in a semicircle area by the dj booth. Most of the girls were white, with 2 AA and 1 Latino girl working. Most of the…

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Sunday

This started a couple or so years ago. A few here may be familiar with it. Some things just need repeating. I stopped in this club after church. I got a beer and sat down. There were some girls approaching me and…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Dumpy Dive Bar Offering Economical Fun

After an underwhelming visit to G Spot I moved on to OGD about 2:15 on a Tuesday afternoon. Free parking and no cover, but signs on the door stating 2 drink minimum. Despite…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I'm in a Philly Mood

Philadelphia, PA. Friday Night. Christopher Columbus Blvd. Industrial area. Right past a Wawa. NJ/PA people get their panties wet over that place, IT'S A FUCKING GAS STATION. BRO. Anyway. Park down the street in front…

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I love making £1k a night as a stripper – but one touchy feely customer

"But the adult entertainer, from Thurso, also dances in a strip club and reveals that some men struggle to abide by tough ‘no touching’ policies." I can't imagine going to a strip club with a no touching policy--at least not more…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Pool anyone?

I stopped here mid-afternoon on a Saturday between visits to Dancers Royals (see review). I sat at the bar, and the biggest thing I took away is that the guys playing pool had no idea…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Bang for your buck .

So , I arrived around 4pm with some time to kill after an appointment. It was an nice amount of people inside the club . I would say it about 30 dancers while I was…

Politics

Pray for the Russian troops

I'm not a very religious man but I want to do something to help the Russian peacekeepers fighting against the New World Order. Its so disheartening listening to idiot Americans on "both sides" of the political aisle fall for…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

5$ all-nude dances!

This is my new favorite spot in ATL! 5$ butt-naked dances, with liberal touching can't be beat! I paid $15 to park on one of the back rows of the parking lot. $10 cover charge. Light…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

VIP lesson

I went to Wax several weeks ago, but just now getting around to doing a review. I went the night that it snowed in Atlanta. It was actually coming down in flurries as I went…

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Magnum

Seems most of the extra clubs , most dancers provide a condom. I've noticed a trend recently that they are mostly using Magnum. While I'm flattered, I know I'm firmly average. I've watched enough porn…

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Invitation to Reddit private group

This first paragraph will be a bunch of gibberish since anyone can read this anyways. Sodbebeoosuxhwwbwjebejwijxbdwjbweheirobrfjdojehwrhoesiheiehreojdjdozoqjqndrhsoiwbeejwojsdbeonerbdikebeejkwnekekerbkdosnebeowpasndbrbeoowosjdbeekowksnfnrrbozpaksdnodosnsfbixaolwnwjddokwndbroelwnddnsobsnejeksbdbreknebdkddjbejeenejdolwnbrodxkbewknsdboxjssnekdbekosnddojddk https://www.reddit.com/r/StripperChat/ This is a private community that doesn’t allow men in here. Currently the vetting process is posting history from r/stripper, but if you’re already verified…

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Jokes that Strippers don't always get right away.

After 4 decades of hanging out in Strip Clubs all over world, I've become used to the typical conversation starters used by dancers who want to chat with me. Two of the most used questions I get is: "How often…

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Vegas 2 am'er

14 shot at Vegas hookah parlor; 1 dead and 2 critically hurt https://apnews.com/article/shootings-las-vegas-d899bd8680aa43986fe0fb4114fa1ef4 Note: It says "hookah" not "hooker." But no judgement here...

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OT: Ukrainian refugee donation match

Donations for Ukrainian refugees, through the UN Refugee Agency --- matched up to $1 million by Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively https://www.give.unrefugees.org/220224ukr_emer_d_4983/

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Hit or miss delivered a memorable visit

If you haven't seen me on the Discussion board lately, it's because it's a tough read due to Crackhead Slurpee-Boi. Anyway, on to the review... Do I really need to describe the place, there…

Politics

State Of The Nation

To unseat Rep. Mike Honda, Ro Khanna had to run three times. But he was funded by the High Tech Community's movers and shakers, so he could do this. In a debate with Khanna, Mike Honda said, "No…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Something is better than nothing!!

This is my first visit post pandemic.I live in the Midwest so there are not much high mileage clubs in this region. I arrived around 9 pm there were around 10-12 girls working . Few…

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LOOKS: A UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE

found some clips of this comedian that had me cackling last night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtNrPU1U08A

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

January and February evening visits

This review covers several visits in January and February 2022. Every visit I arrived around 6 p.m. and they were either on Sundays or week nights. Parking is as good as could be imagined,…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Purple Suit

Philadelphia, PA. You know with a name like this I had to drive up in a purple suit blasting Prince. I was tempted to even break out the cane. Friday night around 11. On…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Not Seduced

So I decided to check out Synn Van nuys on a Friday afternoon after reading Reviews of a certain Dancer named Seduce. I wanted to see if she could float my boat. The place is…

Crazy Horse

Charlotte, North Carolina

A waste of time

This is going to be a short review because my visit was a total waste of time. Club is in a strip mall which is sort of hard to get to at least if your going…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Good place to visit before heading to airport.

I visited SLC and happened to have two hours before heading to airport. I checked Google map and tuscl and found this club is close to airport and have ok review scores. The club has limited…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

First time -Will return

This was the first of two stops in Jacksonville. First time at this place. It was the middle of the afternoon on Friday and the place was pretty crowded. Parking lot is in front of…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Latina Paradise!

Decided to check this place out based on other reviews and I wasn’t disappointed. I pulled up on a Friday afternoon, about 1 and it was much busier than I expected for the time…

Tijuana

Got A Hall Pass

Read @Heckler's recent No FS HK thread with great interest, as I am in a similar position. Relationship status has kept me out of TJ the last few years, but I literally think about it every single day. Recently confessed my…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Many possibilities but often transactional

This place looks fairly clean, but it's also dark, so it's hard to tell. The bathroom is dingy and sometimes without paper towels. They started scanning ID's at the door after the shooting…

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You know what, how many times do we gotta spray and wipe down the pole

How many times do we gotta do this? Go all Howie Mandel before every song? Enough already. We've all sat through this, 50 million fucking times, Stop, spritz, spray, wipe the pole down, which btw not for nothing that rag…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Similar to Follies

I visited Wednesday evening after reading reviews here. Also, it's been a while since went to a strip club so this was nice. The parking and cover as mentioned in various reviews are decent. $10.…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Small crowd, nude VIP

This is the second of two Jacksonville visits. First time at this place. Sinsations is a fairly small place. It wasn’t very crowded when I went inside, although the parking lot in front of the…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

'MEH - Will skip next time...

I visited Puregold after a long hiatus due to covid and not being to able to travel to the area. I would not go into the details of the layout as it is pretty much…

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If dancers wrote a review of you, what would they probably say?

Saw this post, which I thought was interesting . https://www.reddit.com/r/stripper/comments/szt4hu/are_there_any_sites_besides_this_forum_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf I really doubt anything like this would ever take off, ever. But it was an interesting thought on there. More interesting than “OMG what should my stage name be” anyways Feel…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

Afternoon at the dive bar

I have reviewed this place before so won't waste space on the physical details. I arrived about 1pm as I was making my way inside there.were a couple of dancers hanging out in their cars in…

Dancers Royale

Orlando, Florida

Best in Orlando - but that's a low bar

I come here pretty often as it's probably the best choice in Orlando. As has been mentioned many times, the Mouse keeps a tight grip on the action here so don't expect any mileage…

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Meow noises?

I'm familiar with the whole cat identity thing. But every had a girl end every other sentence with a MEOW! at first I thought it was cute. Quickly became annoying

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Club Closing after Feb 27, 2022

Last Days for Sinsaysionals. Checking their IG page, it appears the club will be closing after Sunday February 27th. Had some good times here. RIP. https://www.instagram.com/p/CZkCom4ljCT/

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Meetup in Atlanta

I will be in Atlanta next week and would like to meet with some of the hobbyist at a club. It will be fun to put a face behind the reviews and comments that I have read for the last…

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Sucking on Boobs

How many of you guys like to suck on boobs during lap dances? I noticed a lot of reviews lately where guys are talking about weather or not a dancer will allow this. Do you consider sucking on boobs an…

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If It Tastes Good, It’s Bad For You

After one half of COVID spent stepping up my culinary game, the other half was spent eating sleeves of Oreos. Made me think, is there anything out there that tastes really good that’s actually good for you? I…

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A Florida Lawyer Strips Naked. Do Any of You Claim Her As Your Own?

Florida lawyer arrested for removing her clothes at a bar; it was second arrest in 2 days A Florida lawyer was arrested on a charge of misdemeanor disorderly conduct after she allegedly stripped naked at a bar and refused to leave. Police…

The Red Leopard

Satellite Beach, Florida

Better mileage than first visit!

I arrived at the Red Leopard at 6:30pm Thursday on February 24th 2022. Club Description: Small strip joint located in a strip mall on Highway A1A. Inside the only stage is directly in front.…

Booby Trap On The River

Miami, Florida

Stay away

I arrived at around 11 PM via Lyft. There about 6 bouncers gathered our front. No one seemed interested and, in spite of being the only customer trying to enter, no one acknowledged me.…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Sunday funday

I’ve stayed away from Bandaids because of so many mediocre to bad reviews. But I’m glad I gave it a shot. I was there on a Sunday at 12:30 pm. I got my ID scanned…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Another Epic 1-day Visit

I think it is time for me to make another contribution to this site. I just returned from my 3rd visit to Cascades Hotel and Hong Kong bar. The hotel has its own…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Be Cautious of Some of the Talent

This was my third or fourth trip to the club. I went on a Thursday night around 8:30 and there were a ton of girls. I believe cover was $20. Nobody pushed…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Ok Visit Not Really Special

First time to PTs. Easy parking in front. Paid $15 covert to get in. I arrived around 7 which is probably not a great time to go. Only a handful of…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

First Experience in Vegas and I’ll be back!

Visited my first Vegas club while on a business trip. Was really interested to see how the scene was. Arrived after 9, paid my cover and doorman set me up with a dancer as soon as…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Has anyone seen Jade (from 2019)?

Has anyone seen Jade worked here in 2019? A little darker skinned, thin eyes, super bubbly personality. I read through the reviews and it seems like from 2021 or so another “Jade” is working there since the description is totally different.…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Day shift, meh, great potential but waaaay to spendy….

PT centerfolds day shift is average to below average., $15 daytime cover. No ID scan which is odd cause they have scanned before. 1 drink min. Cost $4.75 Dances $30 or 3/100 full nude in side area.…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Three Bads and More

Well should have stayed at Buck's Cab Dallas since it was their 7th year anniversary party and it was Lit! Numerous dancers there, but they were all interested in the make it rain in…

Politics

Why Is The Ukraine Not In NATO?

https://www.nationalworld.com/news/world/why-is-ukraine-not-in-nato-countrys-position-on-alliance-explained-and-why-russia-doesnt-want-it-to-join-3568406 Interesting article explaining why Ukraine is not in NATO. To me it sounds like everyone was vague, everyone was pussyfooting around, and now this has caused a conflict which may lead to a war.

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Ultra Gentlemans Club WPB - I love it

Visited 3 different Sat. nights in Nov./Dec. 2021 - I LOVE THIS PLACE - definitely going back each and every time I am in WPB. I like black and latin girls - there are lots…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Favorite club in Providence

Foxy is my favorite club in Providence and has been for years. It is clean and there isn't a thug factor that you can feel at Fantasies or Caddy, not that I won't visit…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

You can sometimes find a rose amongst the thorns

Caddy is right off the highway 146, not too far from Rt 95, relatively close to the State House in Providence, near a Home Depot - industrial section of the city. You enter the club and…

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Strip Clubs in Austin, TX

Me and my baby headed to Austin this weekend. Looking for a couple-friendly club with private or semi-private lap dances. Recommendations, suggestions, ideas welcomed.

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

A Bar with Titties, rather than a Strip Club.

I went into the Candy Store for the first time a while ago. I live nearby, so it was high on my to-do list. It ended up being more of a "Bar with Tits" than…

Politics

Gabbard: Ukraine conflict avoidable if U.S. had recognized Russia NATO concerns

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/gabbard-ukraine-conflict-avoidable-russia-concerns-ukraine-nato-entry She's right. The US would never have tolerated any North or Central American countries joining the Warsaw Pact. We almost went nuclear WW III when the Soviets put missiles in Cuba in 1962. Why should we expect…

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FDA authorizes first condom specifically marketed for anal sex

https://nypost.com/2022/02/24/fda-authorizes-first-condom-marketed-for-anal-sex/

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What is the best color for nail polish 💅 😜😘🥳

What color should I go with???😛😚😻 Need help 🥺

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Not the worse decision I made

I went on a Thursday afternoon around 3 or 4pm. Parking lot is no longer gravel as it is fully paved. Parking was free. Got to the door and security gave a pretty thorough pat…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Rumor?

Heard there was new talent. Truth or no?

Politics

Will you fight in Bidens war???

How many of you will join the military or ask your kids grand kids nieces ne0hews etc to join the armed forces if Biden invades Russia? Or will you just bitch about it on a strip club forum pretending to be

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Back again

I was there this past Tuesday at about 11:50 pm. There’s no cover, no checking on vaccination status (those are coming to an end in Ontario as of March 1. First thing I noticed a…

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Would you bother asking for the manager

As i have said in another discussion I am planning a first trip to the sc as a couple. I have pretty much decided on Oz in clearwater. I messaged them asking a few questions about some pricing as a…

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Best SC in NYC (Manhattan, Brooklyn) worth visiting?

Hey everyone, I’m visiting the east coast for a couple weeks and am currently in NYC. In Manhattan until tmw and will be in Brooklyn for six days. From what I’ve read on TUSCL a lot of the clubs in Manhattan…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Not quite an oasis

Stopped in on Friday afternoon while passing thru. First time here since COVID. This is a nice place with a very large main room (runway in the middle), a set of small rooms for private…

Politics

Russia Meme

https://i.imgur.com/sXVmZho.jpg

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

No lap dances on weekends. Girls were highly attractive.

I have been to a non-alcoholic nude strip club in NY. This was my 2nd strip club visit. Alcohol was served + fully nude. We were 4 guys who reached around 1 AM on a sunday…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Friday past Midnight. Crowded but worth it

After 2 totally worthless club trips (looking at you, Divas and Foxy's) and almost giving up, I decided to drive out to XTC as I'd never been. I'd read plenty of mixed reviews, and after…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Not for me

Many here love this club but for me it’s been just so so at best. I need to start off and say I have barely been there before 5 PM I normally get there around…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

Some Skills on the Pole

I arrived at Dirty’s on a Wednesday evening at 9:00 p.m. I paid the $7 cover and got my license checked. After a pat-down, I entered the club. It is dark at first.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First Visit to HK - Learned Some Things for Next Time

At this point, does Hong Kong even need another review? Probably not, but hopefully within I can share some useful advice that could have helped me my first time visiting HK last night (2/22/22). I made…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

Nothing Special but Nothing Awful

Arrived after a bust of a visit to Thorobred down the street where none of the dancers were interested in anything but vaping at the end of the bar with a group of apparent regulars.…

Club Fred

Montoursville, Pennsylvania

Club Fred not too bad at all

I went to check out Club Fred on a Tuesday night. You have to call to get in when you get to the door, which is totally fine since the girl who lets you in…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Recently reopened

Haven’t been to Stage Dolls since early November and they were also closed for the past 2 months. I believe they just reopened a week and a half ago. Visited at 7pm on a Wednesday night.…

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Baseball Lockout

These two sides are further apart than Gammu and 25s political views. I think Subraman and SJG may get their organization up and running before MLB can come to agreement.

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Woman Refusing To Let Husband Visit Strip Club Divides Internet

Some people just look for problems. https://www.newsweek.com/internet-divided-woman-refuses-husband-visiting-strip-club-cheating-1681642

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Day shift regular - buy drinks, tip dancers, see nekkid wimmins

In previous reviews I've pointed out that I'm a regular at Desires, member of Club Lust, and so on. Nothing about that has changed, except I took a side-trip to Fantasies (my old hangout until I found Club…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Club closed due to customers death.

Story and video: https://6abc.com/irving-mayren-guzman-death-centerfolds-cabaret-fight-pleasantville-nj-delilah-road-strip-club/11594247/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Therapy wise, are we onto something here with these strip clubs...

Is anybody depressed at all? Sadness? Anything at all? I tend to notice any depression I have whatsoever, immediately start to peel away the very second I stick my dick in a beautiful stripper. And after a few hip thrusts, I…

Scarlett O'Hara's

Sioux Falls, South Dakota

Fun place to party - zero mileage.

In Sioux for a sporting event - always curious about the SC in lesterville as the good folks at tuscl seem to indicate high mileage. Decided just not worth the drive so took a short…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Nice post workout visit

I was working out nearby at 24hr Fitness and decided to duck in to check out the scenery. Bored on a Wed after work. I’m a digital nomad and work around the country.…

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Just curious (:

Why is it that when a certain dancer responds to comments/reviews, some people get bothered by it? Kinda feels like 8th grade in here sometimes lol, as funny as it is here. Wouldn't we want dancers to be more active…

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Bullshit stripper advice to other strippers

I'm bored and do not feel like posting this somewhere that a bunch of strippers will disagree with me cuz I guess I'm a weirdo. I think the #1 bullshit piece of advice is to go for the more heavyset or…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Nice club with hot but pushy dancers and expensive, tame dances.

Thee Dollhouse is embedded in a neighborhood full of hotels, with places adjacent and across the street. I was in a hotel a couple of blocks away so I just walked over, arriving a bit…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Same old girls, but weird vibes this time

I'll start by saying this is not my first time here and have had better times here, however this is my first time post covid. For those who have not been here, the place is…

Hush Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Laid-back place, but only three so-so dancers

Hush is set up at the end of a strip mall, next to a bakery. When I arrived mid-afternoon on a Friday there was parking in the spots in front. There didn't seem like a…

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Mr. Mark, I want an ELEPHANT!!!

Since you’ve welched on your obligation to send me a trophy for kicking your ass in the debatey-debates game I’ve decided that you owe me an ELEPHANT. I wants me a NEL-ER-PHANT! NEL-ER-PHANT! NEL-ER-PHANT! NEL-ER-PHANT! Gimme a NEL-ER-PHANT!

Politics

WW3

When I got home from work today my better half asked me “is this the start of World War 3?” I was like “damn I don’t know, maybe?” My thought was if Russia mows down the Ukraine, who’s to say…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

One girl saved the day

Was in indy the other day so I swung through Dancers show club. I got there about 5 pm and place was pretty empty probably around 6 girls and 5 customers. Most of the girls…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Low cost, high mileage dances from attractive dancers in acceptable if mediocre venue

Vivide was an easy ten-minute drive from my downtown hotel. The parking lot was large, with plenty of open spaces when I arrived about 2:30pm on a Wednesday. There was no fee for parking, cover…

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It's like a junior high dance in here

Seven strippers all looking bored or talking to each other by the bar where the strippers sit. Ten dudes at the stage or seats around the club. No girls approaching anyone. Pretty funny.

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

Walked away satisfied

Went again to the best club in NYC--the last true strip club in NYC IMHO. The cover was $26 total including two drinks. They are non alcoholic so be sure to drink up before hand…

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i am a true humanitarian, after all

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Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Cubans everywhere!

Had been looking forward to my work trip to SoFla to see if the club lives up to the hype on here. Arrived around 8:30 on a Monday night and happily paid the $2 parking fee…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Just OK

I have found myself driving thru Providence once every other month and have been stopping in. I stopped in on a Wed at about 2, had a fair amount of cars in the lot. They…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Some Changes at McDoogals: higher lap dance prices, more staff but still usually a good time

Been back to McDoogals a few more times since my last review and wanted to highlight a few things that have changed, including costs. This review is based on a few visits, two Wednesdays and…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

A quiet night not in the hotel room.

Was staying at the hotel across the street. My coworkers decided they did not want to go out, so I got $100 cash from the hotel lobby, and left my wallet in the room. I…

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Anyone Else Worn out Today?

Yesterday was all Deuces 2/22/22. I made a long day of it, but I managed to destroy my 22,222 McDonald's shitter by midnight last night. I still have a few thousand to go... so... back to work again!

Showcase Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

sinclair's Review

I went to the Showcase Gentlemen's Club at 21:30 on a Friday night. There is no parking lot, so you have to find street parking. The neighborhood and the strip club are both black if…

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Fully nude and grope all you want.

Place was decently nice but nothing special, you give the security a $20 cover up front and he checks you for weapons and lets you go in. The place was fairly dark and a little…

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Oh, the Joy of being with a Lesbian Couple

This is going to come across as a not so humble brag, but I don't care. I wanna tell this story and I don't have any other place to tell it. I've been fortunate to have been able to participate…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Mother and daughter duo.

Landing Strip is one of my favorite clubs in metro Detroit. Located just west of the Detroit airport in a small community, the building appears to be an old, three story hotel that has…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

First (and second) timer in Paterson

Have visited twice in the past week, once on a Tuesday and once on a Monday, on the advice of a new “friend” that I met at another club where she was working. This bar…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Felt Dirty, but Worth the Shower

The Place Further up Aurora, near 105th, Sugars is an obvious red building. The parking isn’t great, you’re pulling off a major fare way to park. I thought there was an entrance in the back, but…

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FUCK MARRY KILL- GOSSIP GIRL EDITION

yes folks - time for another one of these as i haven't posted one for quite a while. in this edition featured today will be 3 starlets from the show gossip girl. the 3 choices below are: blake lively https://www.google.com/search?q=Blake+Lively+body&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjtjLGJgZb2AhV_rHIEHRobDvEQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=Blake+Lively+body&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQ6BwgAELEDEEM6CAgAEIAEELEDOgQIABBDOgsIABCABBCxAxCDAToKCAAQsQMQgwEQQ1DgBFjuDWCKEGgAcAB4AIABNIgBggKSAQE2mAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=_UAWYq2aH__YytMPmra4iA8&bih=825&biw=1453&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS948US948 leighton meester https://www.google.com/search?q=Leighton+Meester+body&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwic8bGegZb2AhWrrHIEHWO7CwIQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=Leighton+Meester+body&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzoKCAAQsQMQgwEQQzoECAAQAzoLCAAQgAQQsQMQgwE6BAgAEEM6BQgAEIAEOggIABCABBCxAzoHCAAQsQMQQzoGCAAQCBAeOgQIABAeUM8JWPQYYOkbaABwAHgAgAExiAGTApIBATaYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ8ABAQ&sclient=img&ei=KUEWYty4IqvZytMP4_auEA&bih=825&biw=1453&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS948US948 kristen bell https://www.google.com/search?q=Kristen+Bell+weight+gain&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwikkIm6gZb2AhVkqnIEHVfWAVgQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=Kristen+Bell+weight+gain&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzoICAAQgAQQsQM6CwgAEIAEELEDEIMBOgUIABCABDoECAAQGFDrEViuKGDLKmgAcAB4AIABL4gBiQSSAQIxM5gBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1nwAEB&sclient=img&ei=Y0EWYuTSJeTUytMP16yHwAU&bih=825&biw=1453&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS948US948

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Strip Club Question on Family Feud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4exn4WEILNM

Peppermint Hippo

Toledo, Ohio

Oh Toledo, not sure why exist!

Well I was making my way down from Detroit and had a decent weekend visiting a few of the clubs. Stuck around on Monday hoping to catch a favorite and it had no luck and…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Quick Stop

The Landing Strip is a upper tier club in Romulus Michigan. Located off of Goddard, this multi story club gets you away from the lower tier clubs on Michigan Avenue and rightfully competes with the…

Politics

Israeli talent agency recruiting conservative politicians?

While Epstein Island, Hollywood pedo rings, Satanic rituals among pop culture figures, suspicious ties to the global elite of most movers and shakers promoted by the media all raise more questions then they answer about what is really going on…

Tijuana

U.S. ID (drivers license) good for Tijuana and back to US?

Hey guys quick question. I've been to Hong Kong a dozen times. My buddy wants to come with me in two weeks. His passport is expired. He has US drivers license. We're walking across the…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Back!

1st time back since they reopened. Bouncer at door but does not check id or get entrance fee. Soon as you walk in, rectangular bar with 2 poles. Bartender is cute but doesn't dance. Blonde. Ordered a beer…

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How "Romantic" lets put it, do you guys make your OTC's?

Breaking out the wine? Candles. The right lighting. Getting that right ambience. Conducting some serious sensual foreplay? Are you putting on some Bryan Adams music? Taking it real slow. Even doing the ice thing from Do the right thing. So…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Trip to Moskva...

You all know how the place looks like. I'm too lazy to keep 'plaining it. :P Soon as I go in and throw down the $10 "fee", dollar train pulls into the station with the usual…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The city of brotherly love once again

I came the Friday of Super Bowl weekend. I flew in, checked into my hotel, Then went to live casino first to earn some stripper money. I actually was successful which is very rare for…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Nice Little Find

I was in the area for a visit and flying out the next morning. I struck out on finding an escort in the area so I found The Filly. Doesn't look like much from the outside…

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Latest contender for Worst Review Submitted for Publication

Arizona Turd Blossom will undoubtedly upvote it without reading it. Just in case you're wondering, the first "a" is the title of the review. Visited: Evening Dancers: 6-10 $ Spent: $100-$300 a a aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Latina Sunday

In town on a Sunday night and I had not been to the Trap since the remodel. To be fair it's probably been more like 20 years. Anyways the parking lot is PACKED at 730p…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Summer-time at Lust warms up the Winter

While this is certainly a review of this club, In the interest of full disclosure, I really lucked out and scored an appointment with Summer, who is quite well known to many of the TUSCL…

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OnlyFans accused of conspiring to blacklist rivals.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-60029508 Legal documents, previously unreported, claim OnlyFans directed an unidentified social media company to disable accounts of performers by placing their content on a terrorism database. It is alleged that OnlyFans representatives paid bribes to the firm's employees to facilitate the practice.…

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Things You Learned in Movies That Changed Your Life

All of the Political and Inflation related threads are getting old guys. We need to lighten things up a bit and talk about something else. What have you seen in a movie that gave you a great idea, a new…

Politics

I Don’t Need No Stinking Mask or Vaccination!

The MAGA-cappers get an awful lot of things wrong, but when they’re right, they’re right and I’m man enough to admit it! “It’s my body and I get to decide what to do with it!” (The pro-abortion folks minted…

Politics

Catastrophe

Are you guys watching/listening to this fool? The President of the United States is a doddering, senile, old idiot on par with the worst toothless, impotent old fools of TUSCL. This is the most important press conference of his career,…

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Are we next to get mass incarcerated?

I've seen several talks and interviews with cops about human trafficking. They start out talking about minors being held prisoner and forced to be prostitutes under threat of violence. But by the end they are saying that anyone…

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An SC first -- The Cloakroom stripclub in DC

MoCo Resident-Owned Gentleman’s Club in DC Will Be First of Its Kind in the U.S. to Include Sportsbook Inside https://mocoshow.com/blog/moco-resident-owned-gentlemans-club-in-dc-will-be-first-of-its-kind-in-the-u-s-to-include-sportsbook-inside/

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

The club is called Pink but I didn't see much.

I haven't been to any clubs for a couple of months but I needed a little mammary therapy so I headed to Pompano to try a place that I've never been. Pink is one of…

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according to TUSCL, how many SCs are outchea?

About 3,000? What's the exact number? Over 3,000 = 60 per U.S. state, roughly Admin, do we have or can we create an SC Trivia section. One section that has all true SC facts? Oldest SC in the US, etc, famous celebs who…

Illusion's Gentlemens Club

Palma, Spain

sinclair's Review

I was traveling down Highway 61, the Blues Highway, on a Saturday night around 20:00, so I decided to check out Illusion’s Gentlemen’s Club in Woodville. This strip club has not been reviewed in over…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

sinclair's Review

I went to the Penthouse Club at 23:15 on a Thursday night. There was a $12 cover charge assessed at Penthouse’s anteroom bar that faces Iberville Street. In addition, I had to show my photo…

Scuttlebutt Gentlemen's Club

Slidell, Louisiana

sinclair's Review

I went to Scuttlebutt Gentlemen’s Club at 20:00 on a Friday night. There was a $5 cover charge at the door. A Sincweiser was $6, and Jager Bombs were $12.50. There is no food served,…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Saturday Night Very Live

I've reviewed this place a lot in the past, both good and bad. This is mostly a good review because a few things have changed. Here are some things that haven't. They still have…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Risque Bristol

Was in the area, so I wanted to See how Samantha was at Risque Bristol. Plenty of parking at 100 pm in a empty lot. Walk through a unoperative metal detector and no cover.…

Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

North Little Rock, Arkansas

Only game in town

I was in Arkansas on business and looking to do something other than spending the night in the hotel. I did my obligatory research and this appeared to be the best of several bad…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

2 nights 2 different experiences

Went to the club 2 nights in a row., Friday and Saturday. The first night I was checking it out looking for the right girl. Having been to the club before, I was…

Players Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

An hour to kill…

Parking lot: Since I had an hour to kill I decided to pull into the parking lot of players. Shockingly there was actually cars in the parking lot about eight or nine more…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

if you sit at the bar do not expect any attention

i stopped in Indi for a night on a biz trip so i thought that since i was there and had not hit this place in a while i would check it out. i…

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5 Strippers Reveal The Craziest Things They've Seen At The Club

Regulars are weird? "It’s the customers who stop by the club for a drink after work daily, the ones who have their favorite dancers and memorize their performance schedules, and especially those who like to pay a bit extra for that…

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Fat girls give better BJ

while I usually stick to the younger thinner types, sometimes you gotta love the one you're with. When there's limited options and there's an itch that needs scratched. So the question is: do fat girls give better head?…

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Random thought of the day: Airlines

I’ve flown on more airlines that are out of business than ones that are still operating today Eastern TWA Northwest Ozark ATA AirTran USAir ComAir and I’ve probably forgot some I guess I’m bad luck

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Preserve the circle jerk

When talking to my fav (in her late 20s) recently, I used the term "circle jerk". She had no idea what I was talking about. Is this because she doesn't have any brothers, or is the concept disappearing?…

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Insert Here

I think a dancer tried to rob on a VIP dance and I don't know what what to do. I need your help! I was talking to this really really hot blonde in a club last weekend. She kept mentioning we…

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Yellowstone

Any of you so called Americans watching 1883? Tell us your bad ass American family history!

Secrets Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Now-defunct San Antonio strip club suffers heavy damage from weekend fire

https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/overnight-fire-Secrets-gentlemens-club-16932290.php?IPID=MySA-HP-CP-Spotlight Was formerly a strip club, then shut down and occasionally homeless people would occupy the building, and then recently caught on fire. Nothing much about it, but this is posted for posterity. Didn’t realize this place had even shut down…

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Body Count (Sexual Partners Exercise)

Now that football season is over I have a fun or maybe eye opening exercise for guys who like to frequent extras bars. Write down every girl you have "seen". Boy was it eye opening and a trip that memory…

Politics

Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. Religion is what ke

Title couldn’t say it all. Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. ~ Napoleone di Buonaparte aka Napoleon Bonaparte ~ Born 15 August 1769 Ajaccio, Corsica, Kingdom of France ~ Died 5 May…

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Dancers with long memories

Ever have a dancer remember you from like 20-25 years ago? I was at a club and the female bartender was talking to a dancer across the bar. The dancer laughed and looked over at me. A few minutes later…

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Tetraplop/Trolladon/Tetradon is really Cacaplop

Notice how they're on at the same time Sound alike Their posts piggy back off each other They play the good bigot bad bigot routine Some of the best trolling here

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Free legal advice...

☆☆☆ The response to questions submitted by anonymous persons on TUSCL are in no way intended to establish any form of attorney-client relationship with either the anonymous TUSCL question posters nor any other social media medium nor should they rely…

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Rate this YouTube/insta thot...

https://youtu.be/MxeY7vlN8qo https://instagram.com/esamanavarrete?utm_medium=copy_link I think she's adorable af

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Inflation at the strip club

Have you noticed any inflation at the strip club? For entry fees and drink prices I have. A lot of clubs that did not charge them in the past charge them now and ones that did charge them have raised the…

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Definition of "wealthy"

You have enough money so you never need to wank.

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OT: Jeffrey Epstein’s Alleged Modelling Agent Accomplice Found Dead In Paris Pri

Title couldn’t say it all. Jeffrey Epstein’s Alleged Modelling Agent Accomplice Found Dead In Paris Prison… https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/jean-luc-brunel-found-dead-in-prison-jeffrey-epstein/amp/

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The coronation of King Charles III

The Queen has covid and although I’m sure she will get the best of care she is not in the best demographic for covid survival. That may mean that her son will soon be King. This is your reminder that Charles…

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Old School Strip Clubs

I hit a couple of throwback strip clubs in Philly recently. Lou Turks I believe was a bar going back to at least the 60's then became a strip club later on. And Penn's Port Pub since I believe '78.…

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Stripper shoe tip from an MMA fighter drag queen

If your shoe is too tight, put a wet rag in it, and put it in the freezer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQIMNE8E2yk