A: Sandy Johnson
ROAR!!!
Lol
Does rickthebarnacle approve of this?
Not sure but ricktheturtle does.
Quit hanging out at the beach. Wildebeest don't drink that water cause it's salty. Hang out by the watering whole to ambush a wildebeest. Don't be rickthestupidlion.
That is a funny joke. Regardless of whether the lion used real life experience to create it.
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good one!