5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave Paterson, NJ 07524

Unexpected Fun at 5th Ave

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Youngatheart2
Jun 16, 2022, 8:07 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Been here a couple of times since my last review in April so I thought I'd give an update. Easy street parking on a quite side street. Stopped in around 10:30 pm Saturday night to a light crowd of about 6-8 girls and 4-5 customers. Place hasn't changed - As you walk in the bar is along the right side of the long but narrow setup with bar seating a a couple highboy tables to the left. As you walk down the bar, restrooms on the left then further down on the left are the much discussed lap dance rooms with clear curtains. To the right there is a small stage for dancing where said dancing seems to happen randomly. While the bar goes further down, you really can't go down there unless a girl brings you since that's where the lap dance room are. In other words, no one can walk past the booths unless you're going in one so you now get some privacy.

Beers are reasonable at $6 for a corona I think, also believe a girls beer is a couple dollars more but nothing crazy.

General vibe is very casual, no high pressure for dances and very light dollar parade for when they actually do dance lol. But girls are friendly and willing to come and and talk. Girls continue to be 5-7's no knockouts but no fugly's either, most speak little to no english. I walked to about mid-way down the bar, sat down and ordered a beer. Was there for less than a minute and a girl on the other side of the bar and says Baby, I miss you! She's about mid-30's ok face and a nice chest which she didn't mind showing me. I don't really recognize her but what the hell. She immediately comes around to my side of the bar and sits with me. Well, not really sits, just starts grinding on me. She then starts some serious stick shifting and continues alternating between grind and shifting while I drink my beer. No conversation. I order my 2nd beer and she asks if I'd get her one, sure, why not, I'm not paying for all the work she's doing... Finish my second beer and I'm actually starting to feel guilty about all the attention she's been giving junior for the last 15 minutes. She even guides me to FIV at the bar and then is licking my fingers. Eventually she makes motions towards the lap dance area. I figure why not, again, for all the attention she'd been giving me it would have been a couple hundred on lapdances and another club. We walk to the end of the bar and she says $40 which she then gives to the bartender, I figure out later I guess that's the house fee. We go into a room and she is immediately dfk me and grabing everywhere while putting my hands everywhere. She proceeds to drop my jeans, puts on a cover and starts singing, that proceeds to the main attraction. I'm thinking this is a mistake, we didn't even discus prices or anything, she just goes for it. Afterwards, I pull out some cash and all she says is one hundred. Felling very relieved physically and mentally, I oblige and go back to the bar to finish my beer. Doesn't seem to be any time constraints although as I think about it I was probably only in there for a couple of songs. No idea for pricing if you just go for a dance, guessing $20 but not sure. It's a little tough given the communication barrier but that shouldn't stop you from having fun.

So for about an hour and a half there I spent $30 on beer, $140 for dances. In general, I'd say most of the girls there are very friendly, no stuck up attitudes like you get at some other places. they are drinking even if no one is buying for them and there is usually some crazy dancers there just basically having fun. There is one that look like she's straight out of a crack den, definitely stay away from her, she's scary. The whole time I was there I spent around $6 on the non-existent dollar parade but then again there really weren't girls actually dancing much. Otherwise everyone is pretty friendly. I'll definitely be going back, good vibe and good service at a good price!

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