sinclair's Review

I went to Saturday Night Live on a Saturday afternoon around 14:30. The small parking lot was almost completely full, and neighboring businesses had signs warning about towing cars that were not patronizing their businesses. There was no cover charge. The right half of the floor plan is a bar area with televisions. Sincweisers were $6. The left half of the building is darker and has three stages. The first and third stages have four poles on their perimeter, while the second stage has three poles on its perimeter. There are three purple couches on the north wall for lap dances. The DJ was one of the better ones I’ve come across lately; he was playing an eclectic mix of music, and you could actually understand what he was saying. Most of the guys at Saturday Night Live were just sitting at the bar watching sports. Only three of us were tipping the dancers.

There were three dancers working on the Saturday day shift. All three were white and seemed like your typical bohemian Colorado girls: too many tattoos and piercings, smoke weed, etc. Dancers strip down to topless on stage. Contact at the stage included boobs to the face and dancers putting their legs on your shoulders. The best looking of the bunch, Stephanie Joy, had a good sense of humor and told me that typically they have more than three dancers on a Saturday afternoon. In all honesty, I thought the bartender and the waitress were both hotter than any of the dancers. As for lap dances, there is not much privacy. They take place on couches backed up to the far left wall of the club. You can touch the dancers, but you are in full view of everyone else in the building, so you are not going to get anything close to extras. Lap dances are $20 per song.

–Sinclair Dancer Sheet–