How is like 6 out of every 10 girls in this city up here looking better than any Hollywood actress?
I’m done. I’m out. Fuck this. I’m moving up to Montreal. Y’all hold this American thing down. Y’all got that. I’ll freeze my dick off, learn the language, I’ll rock the shitty mustache, I’ll wear the zebra striped shirt, the dumb beret, go wild on the accordion, I’ll be on my PePe Le pew bullshit. Done.
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last commentCan you afford them? Or just window shopping til you have a meltdown that you can't even afford trafficked third world pussy?
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It's been 30 years since I visited Montreal, but I still remember the women walking around on the streets. They dressed stylishly and they cared about looking good in everyday situations. I think it's the French influence.
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I’ve heard Montreal women give great blowjobs
Being bi-lingual is like exercise for the tongue
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If ya move there, you will need to pick up on the local verbiage. Tabarnak is a must.
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If Montreal is supposed be a cosmopolitan, historical city with great food and culture - then explain poutine ?
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Muddy, I have been there in the winter. The women are still beautiful, but the weather really stinks. Maybe you could move for half the year? That way, your body could recover from 6 months of wild sex.
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Many years ago, I made the mistake of going to Montreal for New Year's. It was so cold that after walking two blocks from the hotel, the inside of my nose was frozen. Never made that mistake again.
However, if you go at a better time of year weather-wise, I agree it is a lot of fun. Lots to see, great food, and of course, hot women.
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montreal and hot girls all in the same sentence? maybe at least 20 years ago, and even that's a stretch.
i've been watching a lot of nightlife walk videos lately of cities outside of U.S. and i viewed a few on montreal. to give credit the girls are fit as they do walk a lot.
the only city in canada that belongs in the same sentence as hot women is toronto. maybe vancouver but i'm not sure as i'll check at a later time.
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food is always great in montreal. weather too, depending on the time of the year.
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Pics and Vids or it isn’t so.
;D
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Evidently the escort scene in Montreal is hot and reasonably priced, especially with the US to Canadien dollar exchange rate.
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Vancouver is not a hot girl city. Can confirm.
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I was in Montreal just before the Covid shut down. Had an excellent session with a very pretty, educated (PhD student), French escort (From Paris, not French Canadian). Unfortunately, the session was booked in US dollars, not Canadian. Still, well worth it.
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A lot of French Canadians go to the South Jersey shore in the Summer, especially Wildwood. There were a to of good looking women and their bikinis were much skimpier than the American girl’s.
Unfortunately, the men wore “grape smuggler bikini swimsuits too, which was disgusting.
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Never mongered in Montreal, but the times I've visited I've seen a lot of hot black women. Must be Haitian.
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"Vancouver is not a hot girl city."
i just checked - spot on. some but not many milling around 7-8 range at best. toronto by a landslide.
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Back around 2010, there was an escort service called "Montreal Girlfriends" that sent French Canadien girls on tour across many US cities. The few that I saw were great and I loved their accents.
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I spent a stretch going on business trips to Montreal for about 6 months and the girls made an impression. If you like short sexy fit brunettes this your heaven.
Fun fact - My first strip club visit was in Montreal when I was 17.
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For a lot of Americans any place with less fat people appears attractive
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Sounds great!
If anyone could find the place with the hottest looking women, it would be our Muddy.
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I wish they all could be Montreal girls. I think all the Beach Boys are dead, but maybe you can commission David Lee Roth to do a remake.
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“I think all the Beach Boys are dead”
Au contraire mon frère
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I have been to Montreal several times. When I’m Canada you feel like you’re in Canada, Quebec is a different beast. Compared to the US Escorting and strip clubs are priced less (I wouldn’t call it cheap). The people are Montreal seem snotty but they keep to themselves. This may not make a ton of sense but hanging out in Toronto I felt like I was just in another city and was treated normal. In Montreal I felt like an outsider and was treated as such. I played a lot of poker in Montreal and a lot of the people I was playing with where from Maine and Vermont and spoke fluent French, which was something I never realized before.
Of the two I like Toronto’s club/massage/escort scene better because it’s more straight forward.
Google TERB and MERB to get a better idea.
Oh great another country SJG can talk about for 7 weeks that he’s never going to visit.
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Shailynn posting from his cell phone while riding with his mom in the Pacifica, in route from Beaumont to Amarillo.
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^ SJG no matter if I’m with my mom or not, at least I didn’t go an entire year without the internet because I was fucking homeless like you.
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Never been to Canada and can’t say I’ve met many Canadian chicks.
Back in the early-2000s at the old (pre-2007) Baby Dolls Dallas, I met two different Canadian dancers (IDK if they were from Montreal) – I found both to be very-attractive (both blonds) – one was tall and slim (maybe 5’10 or 5’11 w/o heels), although she was slim (kinda like a volleyball player), she had some big-natural-DDs that were firm and shapely like Bs (she was about 21 or 22) – the other Canadian dancer I met was blond and tanned – she was meaty but not fat (flat stomach) but had meaty but very-firm/toned/athletic legs and nice full/natural/firm/shapely Ds (and she had a very nice tan making her look more like a hot SoCal blond vs a Canadian-chick) – they both gave good dances and had good-attitudes.
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I am up there at least once or twice every year. There is endless fun in both Montreal and Toronto.
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The only complaint I have with Canadian women is that they insist of doggy so that both of you can watch to ice hockey game.:)
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I spent a butt load of time in that city in the early 2000s.At that time if you wanted cheap street sex even from a white girl it wa readily available.
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cheap street sex - yess!!!!!
there used to be a dunkin donuts on st catherine that had a crew of girls that worked from there. pick one and she would to a nearby quicky motel and you'd have about 10 minutes to get off. why 10 minutes? maybe has something to do with an arrangement made with the motel. all i know was that my and i along with our girls were all waiting for the elevator after all was done the same amount of time.
i used google maps to try and locate that dunkin donuts but it's no longer there.
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