Big Booty Buffet

This is just a few minute drive from Sins where we went first. So you have two clubs to hit right next to each other [practically] which is fun. Both clubs let you come and go after you pay initially. Sins and apparently the other nude clubs in Jacksonville do not allow alcohol, whereas wackos is a bikini bar and does. So this is not the case down in South Florida where nudity and alcohol can go together- may be helpful for other tourists. So the nude club had much finer looking girls, if you like the petite well-toned type. All of them had a nice mid section, and like athletically more hardbodies. more like the type you see in Victoria secrets runways. Wackos, this review, has way more dancers like 5 to 1 (50 dancers versus 10 )but definitely step down in quality if you like that Victoria’s Secret type I describe. I definitely appreciated alcohol because it’s hard for me to hang very long in the club without drinking, but I could only find one damn dancer that I found hot enough to dance with. the majority are very big booty -heavy Latin American influence which I didn’t expect this far north in Florida, but as another patron told me, it’s everywhere in Florida now. Lol – Well not over at Sins. lol. Ok- the rest of this review will concentrate on wackos but I thought since they’re both close I would at least offer comparison between them.

I’m actually traveling Florida with a sugar baby of mine from the club back home and she left her ID at our Airbnb SMH. It is 21 and up and she just turned 21. My point being you cannot look at her and know she’s over 21 for sure. LOL but when we explained she left her ID, the doorman just said that’ll be another $20 lol and we were in. But that right there tells you a lot as far as far as rules and laws might be optional. Lol which seems to jive with other things I saw and heard this night.

Parking is a nightmare. There are no spots available in the shopping strip lot on a Saturday night. Perhaps others might comment where locals find extra parking. Everyone was just driving in circles looking for a spot. I asked one of the staff outside if he had a suggestion and he said he could park me behind this cone that was blocking a spot -it was just one spot- so I thought perhaps maintenance or something. I had to pay them $20 for that spot, but he also walked me to the front of the line which was only about 15 minutes wait it look like. All together I paid $60 just to get in the door with my girl. Since the girl I brought with me was super hot and dressed all sexy that might’ve had something to do with my luck and special treatment? My hunch however is that the Almighty dollar lets you get things not advertised everywhere here. Lol