Contact but Low Mileage Gown Club

Had low expectations for Orlando clubs. Almost went to Rachel’s, but reviews weren’t great. Almost went to Dancers Royale because it had a day shift, but DH seemed slightly more promising even without one. Also helped that it was closer to my hotel.

$14 Uber from the Universal Studios area. No security outside. Just a valet person in the parking lot. Saturday, 9:30P. $25 to get in. Steep for what it was. Cute door girl with a wavy pink ombre. The drink girls and bartenders all wore hot pink bras, black corsets, thongs, and fishnets. Cute Asian spinner drink girl. Redhead drink girl smoke show with big tits and ass. Very attentive blonde spinner bartender with a pretty face/smile. The kind of girl who’ll put a napkin over your $7 Miller Lite while you use the restroom in the back right corner. Long haired thick brunette bartender with D cups whose ass was swallowing her G string all night. Back of the thigh tattoos.

Extremely small club. One raised rectangular stage in the middle. 3 poles. White plastic with digital words scrolling across them (“$$$$$” on left and right, “Doll House” in middle). This is a gown club. No matter how much you tip, the girls start fully gowned their 1st song on the left pole. Then they remove the gown on their 2nd song on the right pole. Most of the “pasties” were clear tape, if any. They have to remain gowned while making their rounds on the floor.