New Reality Porn Network Launching
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There is a new reality porn network that will be launching in a few months with the goal of taking down Brazzers, Reality Kings, and Bang Bros. Here is a peek of the websites and porn genres that will be featured. More details to come.
RECREATIONAL REPTILES
Tagline: Putting the hammer down on commercial company.
This site will feature lot lizards soliciting truckers at truck stops and interstate rest stops. The scenes will start out with footage from a dashcam on a truck pulling into a truck stop or rest stop soundtracked with truckers talking on a CB channel about fucking lizards. The sex scenes will be filmed in truck sleepers, trailers, truckstop showers, and roadside ditches.
Pornstars: Stevie Moon, Jillian Janson, Kenzie Reeves, Lexi Luna, Sadie Pop
TWINKIES
Tagline: Yellow cakes filled with cream.
This site will satisfy the Asian, anal, and creampie fetishes. Asian pornstars will get fucked vaginally and then anally. All scenes will finish with the Asian talent getting a creampie in her ass and then snacking on a Twinkie while the cum leaks out of her ass.
Pornstars: Jade Kush, Paisley Paige, Alexia Anders, Gia Dibella, Kimora Quin
MILFS ROCKED AND COCKED
Tagline: Rock out with your cock out.
One of the most popular genres of porn is MILF, so we have to have our own variation. In each episode, four or five MILFS will slut it up and hit a rock or metal concert. After the show, they go back to the tour bus or hotel and have a MILF orgy with the band. A variety of rock and metal music will be piped in as background music to the intense orgy scenes. For an encore, the cumshots will be replayed in slow motion to guitar shredding. If you like seeing aged-to-perfection sluts get pounded like a bass drum, this is your jam.
Pornstars: Bridgette B, Jordan Maxx, Richelle Ryan, Anissa Kate, Katie Morgan
AU NATURALE
Tagline: All natural in nature.
This site will feature outdoor sex with beautiful scenery. The scenes will start with three or four minutes of hiking/backpacking to a remote location in a national park. The female talent will be looking sexy in yoga pants and sports bras. The camera work will be a combination of camera crew, POV, and overhead drone footage. No condoms will be used because birth control doesn’t happen in nature.
Pornstars: Angel Youngs, Percy Sires, Whitney Wright, Jill Kassidy
BLM
Tagline: Black Lovers Manhandled.
This site will feature the hottest black pornstars getting roughfucked by hung male talent. Not only will you see black pussy take a beating, “boss bitches” will get put in their place with slapping, smacking, choking, punching, and destroying furniture. The violence will make cage fighting look like child's play. All money shots will be on the face. When the pornstar complains about her make-up or hair being ruined, she gets a cup of lean and a Jolly Rancher thrown on her face. The background music will be provided by fresh, new independent hip hop artists.
Pornstars: Sarai Minx, Nia Nacci, September Reign, Anya Ivy
SCREAM FOR CREAM
Tagline: What’s your favorite scary movie?
This site is for fans of horror movies, rough sex, and creampies. The first seven to ten minutes is a horror plot. Male talent dresses up in a Scream costume to stalk and eventually attack the female pornstar. Knives, blood, and special effects will be incorporated. There will be rough sex with alot of yelling and screaming until there is a creampie finish.
Pornstars: Nala Brooks, Jewelz Blu, Kagney Linn Karter, Quinn Wilde, Natalia Starr
SNOW BUNNIES
Tagline: Snow-covered slopes.
This site will satisfy the big breast aficionados. All female talent will have at least D cups. All scenes will start out on the slopes or ski lift with foreplay. Then the talent will go back to the ski lodge to fuck. The male performers will jizz on the female pornstars breasts, and the episode will fade out with the cum dribbling down her tits like an avalanche. Episodes will be filmed at top ski resorts: Vail, Telluride, Whistler, Mont Tremblant, Park City, Snowbird, Squaw Valley, Big Sky, Aspen, Steamboat, Sun Valley, etc.
Pornstars: Skylar Vox, Violet Myers, Kendra Sunderland, Payton Preslee, Emily Addison
BOHOES
Tagline: Dicked down for dope.
This site will feature bohemian girls and hippie chicks fucking for drugs. A common theme will be tattoos, piercings, free love, LSD, and unshaved muffs. No condom usage because they are not good for the environment. Scenes will be filmed in San Francisco, Berkeley, Boulder, Madison, Ann Arbor, Portland, Seattle, Chico, and Greenwich Village.
Pornstars: Indica Flower, Riley Reid, Kimber Veils, Genevieve Sinn
GOLDEN CATFISHES
Tagline: Catfish on the line. Golden shower time.
The scenes start out with a guy talking to a woman on a hookup dating website. The guy is impressed by the woman’s sexy pictures on her profile and sent via text. She comes over to the guy’s place. She doesn’t look like the pictures, and he is disappointed. To salvage the situation he tries to at least get a blowjob. This escalates to sex. Once the female starts taking off her clothes, the cellulite doesn’t look good outside of the yoga pants, the saggy tits don’t look good outside the push-up bra, and the scars and track marks don’t look good when not hidden by fabric. The male talent is disgusted and loses his erection. All he can muster is a golden shower on the catfish’s face. Any guy that has been on a dating website can relate to Golden Catfishes.
Pornstars: Scamming amateur bitches found on Match and Tinder.
ARRANGEMENT AMOR
Tagline: No sugar, no sweets.
The scenes start with a phone screen showing a sugar daddy, played by middle-aged or older male pornstars, texting a sugar baby, played by younger female talent. The two agree to meet at a restaurant, bar, or coffee shop where they start flirting and groping each other. The sugar baby tries to get paid just for meeting, but the sugar daddy holds the line and says she doesn’t get paid if she doesn’t fuck. They agree to have sex for money. They depart the meet ‘n’ greet and head to a hotel room where they fuck like rabbits. All female pornstars will be under the age of 24.
Pornstars: Kay Lovely, Blake Blossom, Britt Blair, Jamie Jett, Mia Melano
RIDE THE BLADE
Tagline: Slow ride…I like ‘em sleazy.
Each scene will start out with dashcam footage of the tracks in various cities searching for 304’s. You will get plenty of Chicano U-turns and evasive driving maneuvers avoiding the po-po, culminating in nasty, sweaty sex with street walkers inside 1980’s Cadillac Eldorados, GMC conversion vans, and lowriders. This site will feature trashy amateur talent instead of well known pornstars.
Pornstars: Ratchet amateurs found off of Skip The Games and Escort Alligator.
26TH STREET LATINAS
Tagline: ¡Ay, papi!
Young Latinas get picked up from taquerias, supermercados, discotecas, and street festivals in Chicago’s Little Village. The young sluts get taken back to a sleazy bungalow where they drink micheladas and start hitting a piñata. The piñata breaks and condoms, lubricant, and birth control pills fall out. The talent start fucking bareback like Mexican jackrabbits. The male talent pulls out and cums all over the female pornstar’s pink taco like hot sauce. The scene fades out with cilantro being sprinkled on the jizz-covered pussy.
Pornstars: Aria Valencia, Autumn Falls, Angelica Cruz, Savannah Sixx, Camila Cortez
Subscribe to all twelve sites for a package price of $9.69 per month or $69.69 per year!
RECREATIONAL REPTILES
Tagline: Putting the hammer down on commercial company.
This site will feature lot lizards soliciting truckers at truck stops and interstate rest stops. The scenes will start out with footage from a dashcam on a truck pulling into a truck stop or rest stop soundtracked with truckers talking on a CB channel about fucking lizards. The sex scenes will be filmed in truck sleepers, trailers, truckstop showers, and roadside ditches.
Pornstars: Stevie Moon, Jillian Janson, Kenzie Reeves, Lexi Luna, Sadie Pop
TWINKIES
Tagline: Yellow cakes filled with cream.
This site will satisfy the Asian, anal, and creampie fetishes. Asian pornstars will get fucked vaginally and then anally. All scenes will finish with the Asian talent getting a creampie in her ass and then snacking on a Twinkie while the cum leaks out of her ass.
Pornstars: Jade Kush, Paisley Paige, Alexia Anders, Gia Dibella, Kimora Quin
MILFS ROCKED AND COCKED
Tagline: Rock out with your cock out.
One of the most popular genres of porn is MILF, so we have to have our own variation. In each episode, four or five MILFS will slut it up and hit a rock or metal concert. After the show, they go back to the tour bus or hotel and have a MILF orgy with the band. A variety of rock and metal music will be piped in as background music to the intense orgy scenes. For an encore, the cumshots will be replayed in slow motion to guitar shredding. If you like seeing aged-to-perfection sluts get pounded like a bass drum, this is your jam.
Pornstars: Bridgette B, Jordan Maxx, Richelle Ryan, Anissa Kate, Katie Morgan
AU NATURALE
Tagline: All natural in nature.
This site will feature outdoor sex with beautiful scenery. The scenes will start with three or four minutes of hiking/backpacking to a remote location in a national park. The female talent will be looking sexy in yoga pants and sports bras. The camera work will be a combination of camera crew, POV, and overhead drone footage. No condoms will be used because birth control doesn’t happen in nature.
Pornstars: Angel Youngs, Percy Sires, Whitney Wright, Jill Kassidy
BLM
Tagline: Black Lovers Manhandled.
This site will feature the hottest black pornstars getting roughfucked by hung male talent. Not only will you see black pussy take a beating, “boss bitches” will get put in their place with slapping, smacking, choking, punching, and destroying furniture. The violence will make cage fighting look like child's play. All money shots will be on the face. When the pornstar complains about her make-up or hair being ruined, she gets a cup of lean and a Jolly Rancher thrown on her face. The background music will be provided by fresh, new independent hip hop artists.
Pornstars: Sarai Minx, Nia Nacci, September Reign, Anya Ivy
SCREAM FOR CREAM
Tagline: What’s your favorite scary movie?
This site is for fans of horror movies, rough sex, and creampies. The first seven to ten minutes is a horror plot. Male talent dresses up in a Scream costume to stalk and eventually attack the female pornstar. Knives, blood, and special effects will be incorporated. There will be rough sex with alot of yelling and screaming until there is a creampie finish.
Pornstars: Nala Brooks, Jewelz Blu, Kagney Linn Karter, Quinn Wilde, Natalia Starr
SNOW BUNNIES
Tagline: Snow-covered slopes.
This site will satisfy the big breast aficionados. All female talent will have at least D cups. All scenes will start out on the slopes or ski lift with foreplay. Then the talent will go back to the ski lodge to fuck. The male performers will jizz on the female pornstars breasts, and the episode will fade out with the cum dribbling down her tits like an avalanche. Episodes will be filmed at top ski resorts: Vail, Telluride, Whistler, Mont Tremblant, Park City, Snowbird, Squaw Valley, Big Sky, Aspen, Steamboat, Sun Valley, etc.
Pornstars: Skylar Vox, Violet Myers, Kendra Sunderland, Payton Preslee, Emily Addison
BOHOES
Tagline: Dicked down for dope.
This site will feature bohemian girls and hippie chicks fucking for drugs. A common theme will be tattoos, piercings, free love, LSD, and unshaved muffs. No condom usage because they are not good for the environment. Scenes will be filmed in San Francisco, Berkeley, Boulder, Madison, Ann Arbor, Portland, Seattle, Chico, and Greenwich Village.
Pornstars: Indica Flower, Riley Reid, Kimber Veils, Genevieve Sinn
GOLDEN CATFISHES
Tagline: Catfish on the line. Golden shower time.
The scenes start out with a guy talking to a woman on a hookup dating website. The guy is impressed by the woman’s sexy pictures on her profile and sent via text. She comes over to the guy’s place. She doesn’t look like the pictures, and he is disappointed. To salvage the situation he tries to at least get a blowjob. This escalates to sex. Once the female starts taking off her clothes, the cellulite doesn’t look good outside of the yoga pants, the saggy tits don’t look good outside the push-up bra, and the scars and track marks don’t look good when not hidden by fabric. The male talent is disgusted and loses his erection. All he can muster is a golden shower on the catfish’s face. Any guy that has been on a dating website can relate to Golden Catfishes.
Pornstars: Scamming amateur bitches found on Match and Tinder.
ARRANGEMENT AMOR
Tagline: No sugar, no sweets.
The scenes start with a phone screen showing a sugar daddy, played by middle-aged or older male pornstars, texting a sugar baby, played by younger female talent. The two agree to meet at a restaurant, bar, or coffee shop where they start flirting and groping each other. The sugar baby tries to get paid just for meeting, but the sugar daddy holds the line and says she doesn’t get paid if she doesn’t fuck. They agree to have sex for money. They depart the meet ‘n’ greet and head to a hotel room where they fuck like rabbits. All female pornstars will be under the age of 24.
Pornstars: Kay Lovely, Blake Blossom, Britt Blair, Jamie Jett, Mia Melano
RIDE THE BLADE
Tagline: Slow ride…I like ‘em sleazy.
Each scene will start out with dashcam footage of the tracks in various cities searching for 304’s. You will get plenty of Chicano U-turns and evasive driving maneuvers avoiding the po-po, culminating in nasty, sweaty sex with street walkers inside 1980’s Cadillac Eldorados, GMC conversion vans, and lowriders. This site will feature trashy amateur talent instead of well known pornstars.
Pornstars: Ratchet amateurs found off of Skip The Games and Escort Alligator.
26TH STREET LATINAS
Tagline: ¡Ay, papi!
Young Latinas get picked up from taquerias, supermercados, discotecas, and street festivals in Chicago’s Little Village. The young sluts get taken back to a sleazy bungalow where they drink micheladas and start hitting a piñata. The piñata breaks and condoms, lubricant, and birth control pills fall out. The talent start fucking bareback like Mexican jackrabbits. The male talent pulls out and cums all over the female pornstar’s pink taco like hot sauce. The scene fades out with cilantro being sprinkled on the jizz-covered pussy.
Pornstars: Aria Valencia, Autumn Falls, Angelica Cruz, Savannah Sixx, Camila Cortez
Subscribe to all twelve sites for a package price of $9.69 per month or $69.69 per year!
25 comments
SJG
newshour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVMa1jBj…
I'll wait for Gusher Girls lez action and all squirting orgasms.
Maybe next season.
The lot lizard would be a big hit.
Trailer
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt16384960/
SJG
Newshour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVMa1jBj…
SJG
SJG
SJG
From the library parking lot?
Do you have a sleeper setup on your Huffy or are you going to take them to your box under the bridge?
Maybe like these:
https://www.thormotorcoach.com/motorhome…
But I like the ProMaster cause it is FWD, so lower floor, lower ceiling, less fuel. BUt it smaller cause it just has 4 tires instead of 6.
https://roadtrek.com/models/zion-srt/
I would prefer diesel though, and best to build my own body.
SJG
Considering that you can only get online when the library is open no doubt it will always be all talk and no action.
SJG
https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=6093
нейродивергентный Сан-Хосе ползучести
neyrodivergentnyy San-Khose polzuchesti
SJG
Sasha Allen, Gimme Shelter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clGX_J19…
What's your thoughts on the nutritional value of lettuce?
What's your thoughts on the nutritional value of grapes?
Did you ever have any wine made from grapes squished by Cesar's feet?
Did his feet remind you of younger hat dancing boys? *after all they're Mexican too*
Did you need a bathhouse towel boy to dry you off after your excitement of pondering Cesar's feet?
Do you know Cesar was Catholic?
Are you secretly converting from creepy fuckhead to Catholic in honor of Cesar?
SJG
Sasha Allen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clGX_J19…
Hey creepo, my F2F life is private. You know nothing about it.
What you have demonstrated in times past is that you like giving yourself a concussion by running into my privacy wall.
I maintain a 2000' dead zone in front of my privacy wall.
Nothing alive is in there. Siege scaffolds get burnt down. Corpses and Zombies get incinerated.
SJG