New Reality Porn Network Launching

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sinclair
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There is a new reality porn network that will be launching in a few months with the goal of taking down Brazzers, Reality Kings, and Bang Bros. Here is a peek of the websites and porn genres that will be featured. More details to come.

RECREATIONAL REPTILES
Tagline: Putting the hammer down on commercial company.
This site will feature lot lizards soliciting truckers at truck stops and interstate rest stops. The scenes will start out with footage from a dashcam on a truck pulling into a truck stop or rest stop soundtracked with truckers talking on a CB channel about fucking lizards. The sex scenes will be filmed in truck sleepers, trailers, truckstop showers, and roadside ditches.
Pornstars: Stevie Moon, Jillian Janson, Kenzie Reeves, Lexi Luna, Sadie Pop

TWINKIES
Tagline: Yellow cakes filled with cream.
This site will satisfy the Asian, anal, and creampie fetishes. Asian pornstars will get fucked vaginally and then anally. All scenes will finish with the Asian talent getting a creampie in her ass and then snacking on a Twinkie while the cum leaks out of her ass.
Pornstars: Jade Kush, Paisley Paige, Alexia Anders, Gia Dibella, Kimora Quin

MILFS ROCKED AND COCKED
Tagline: Rock out with your cock out.
One of the most popular genres of porn is MILF, so we have to have our own variation. In each episode, four or five MILFS will slut it up and hit a rock or metal concert. After the show, they go back to the tour bus or hotel and have a MILF orgy with the band. A variety of rock and metal music will be piped in as background music to the intense orgy scenes. For an encore, the cumshots will be replayed in slow motion to guitar shredding. If you like seeing aged-to-perfection sluts get pounded like a bass drum, this is your jam.
Pornstars: Bridgette B, Jordan Maxx, Richelle Ryan, Anissa Kate, Katie Morgan

AU NATURALE
Tagline: All natural in nature.
This site will feature outdoor sex with beautiful scenery. The scenes will start with three or four minutes of hiking/backpacking to a remote location in a national park. The female talent will be looking sexy in yoga pants and sports bras. The camera work will be a combination of camera crew, POV, and overhead drone footage. No condoms will be used because birth control doesn’t happen in nature.
Pornstars: Angel Youngs, Percy Sires, Whitney Wright, Jill Kassidy

BLM
Tagline: Black Lovers Manhandled.
This site will feature the hottest black pornstars getting roughfucked by hung male talent. Not only will you see black pussy take a beating, “boss bitches” will get put in their place with slapping, smacking, choking, punching, and destroying furniture. The violence will make cage fighting look like child's play. All money shots will be on the face. When the pornstar complains about her make-up or hair being ruined, she gets a cup of lean and a Jolly Rancher thrown on her face. The background music will be provided by fresh, new independent hip hop artists.
Pornstars: Sarai Minx, Nia Nacci, September Reign, Anya Ivy

SCREAM FOR CREAM
Tagline: What’s your favorite scary movie?
This site is for fans of horror movies, rough sex, and creampies. The first seven to ten minutes is a horror plot. Male talent dresses up in a Scream costume to stalk and eventually attack the female pornstar. Knives, blood, and special effects will be incorporated. There will be rough sex with alot of yelling and screaming until there is a creampie finish.
Pornstars: Nala Brooks, Jewelz Blu, Kagney Linn Karter, Quinn Wilde, Natalia Starr

SNOW BUNNIES
Tagline: Snow-covered slopes.
This site will satisfy the big breast aficionados. All female talent will have at least D cups. All scenes will start out on the slopes or ski lift with foreplay. Then the talent will go back to the ski lodge to fuck. The male performers will jizz on the female pornstars breasts, and the episode will fade out with the cum dribbling down her tits like an avalanche. Episodes will be filmed at top ski resorts: Vail, Telluride, Whistler, Mont Tremblant, Park City, Snowbird, Squaw Valley, Big Sky, Aspen, Steamboat, Sun Valley, etc.
Pornstars: Skylar Vox, Violet Myers, Kendra Sunderland, Payton Preslee, Emily Addison

BOHOES
Tagline: Dicked down for dope.
This site will feature bohemian girls and hippie chicks fucking for drugs. A common theme will be tattoos, piercings, free love, LSD, and unshaved muffs. No condom usage because they are not good for the environment. Scenes will be filmed in San Francisco, Berkeley, Boulder, Madison, Ann Arbor, Portland, Seattle, Chico, and Greenwich Village.
Pornstars: Indica Flower, Riley Reid, Kimber Veils, Genevieve Sinn

GOLDEN CATFISHES
Tagline: Catfish on the line. Golden shower time.
The scenes start out with a guy talking to a woman on a hookup dating website. The guy is impressed by the woman’s sexy pictures on her profile and sent via text. She comes over to the guy’s place. She doesn’t look like the pictures, and he is disappointed. To salvage the situation he tries to at least get a blowjob. This escalates to sex. Once the female starts taking off her clothes, the cellulite doesn’t look good outside of the yoga pants, the saggy tits don’t look good outside the push-up bra, and the scars and track marks don’t look good when not hidden by fabric. The male talent is disgusted and loses his erection. All he can muster is a golden shower on the catfish’s face. Any guy that has been on a dating website can relate to Golden Catfishes.
Pornstars: Scamming amateur bitches found on Match and Tinder.

ARRANGEMENT AMOR
Tagline: No sugar, no sweets.
The scenes start with a phone screen showing a sugar daddy, played by middle-aged or older male pornstars, texting a sugar baby, played by younger female talent. The two agree to meet at a restaurant, bar, or coffee shop where they start flirting and groping each other. The sugar baby tries to get paid just for meeting, but the sugar daddy holds the line and says she doesn’t get paid if she doesn’t fuck. They agree to have sex for money. They depart the meet ‘n’ greet and head to a hotel room where they fuck like rabbits. All female pornstars will be under the age of 24.
Pornstars: Kay Lovely, Blake Blossom, Britt Blair, Jamie Jett, Mia Melano

RIDE THE BLADE
Tagline: Slow ride…I like ‘em sleazy.
Each scene will start out with dashcam footage of the tracks in various cities searching for 304’s. You will get plenty of Chicano U-turns and evasive driving maneuvers avoiding the po-po, culminating in nasty, sweaty sex with street walkers inside 1980’s Cadillac Eldorados, GMC conversion vans, and lowriders. This site will feature trashy amateur talent instead of well known pornstars.
Pornstars: Ratchet amateurs found off of Skip The Games and Escort Alligator.

26TH STREET LATINAS
Tagline: ¡Ay, papi!
Young Latinas get picked up from taquerias, supermercados, discotecas, and street festivals in Chicago’s Little Village. The young sluts get taken back to a sleazy bungalow where they drink micheladas and start hitting a piñata. The piñata breaks and condoms, lubricant, and birth control pills fall out. The talent start fucking bareback like Mexican jackrabbits. The male talent pulls out and cums all over the female pornstar’s pink taco like hot sauce. The scene fades out with cilantro being sprinkled on the jizz-covered pussy.
Pornstars: Aria Valencia, Autumn Falls, Angelica Cruz, Savannah Sixx, Camila Cortez

Subscribe to all twelve sites for a package price of $9.69 per month or $69.69 per year!

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Lockjaw
3 years ago
This was the most entertaining post I have read in months. 😎👍
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
Most of what you are posting here does not sound very interesting, except 26th Street Latinas

SJG

newshour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVMa1jBj…
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psycho_trick
3 years ago
Nice job.

I'll wait for Gusher Girls lez action and all squirting orgasms.
Maybe next season.
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shailynn
3 years ago
What no goat series for SJG???


The lot lizard would be a big hit.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
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sinclair
3 years ago
Daily_Grind, I will relay to the creative department that they need to put together another site to satisfy the lesbian and squirting niches.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
Let me be in charge of the Lot Lizards channel.

SJG
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
Or you can just search porn sites...
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
Naw, f2f!

SJG
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Warrior15
3 years ago
I think all of this is great. Just as long as it all ends up on XVideos and PornHub for free eventually.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
I can make the Lot Lizard episodes!

SJG
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TheeOSU
3 years ago
^


From the library parking lot?
Do you have a sleeper setup on your Huffy or are you going to take them to your box under the bridge?
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
Traveling around the country with a small motor home:

Maybe like these:
https://www.thormotorcoach.com/motorhome…

But I like the ProMaster cause it is FWD, so lower floor, lower ceiling, less fuel. BUt it smaller cause it just has 4 tires instead of 6.

https://roadtrek.com/models/zion-srt/

I would prefer diesel though, and best to build my own body.

SJG

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TheeOSU
3 years ago
You've been talking about traveling since 2014, wouldn't that detract from your organization which you've also talked about since 2014?
Considering that you can only get online when the library is open no doubt it will always be all talk and no action.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
Dumb fuck, I am not a recreational consumer. But I am someone who maintains strict privacy in my f2f life. And there is nothing that the CIA would do that I would not also do.

SJG

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=6093
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TheeOSU
3 years ago
^

нейродивергентный Сан-Хосе ползучести

neyrodivergentnyy San-Khose polzuchesti
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
^ asshole sewn shut!

SJG

Sasha Allen, Gimme Shelter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clGX_J19…
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TheeOSU
3 years ago
Lol, thereyou go again with your ass to mouth obsession. Next you'll want to worship my feet like you did for Cesar Chavez. Speaking of, Do you think Cesar Chavez might give up his holiday so that you would have an extra day a year to post from the library like the CIA does?
What's your thoughts on the nutritional value of lettuce?
What's your thoughts on the nutritional value of grapes?
Did you ever have any wine made from grapes squished by Cesar's feet?
Did his feet remind you of younger hat dancing boys? *after all they're Mexican too*
Did you need a bathhouse towel boy to dry you off after your excitement of pondering Cesar's feet?
Do you know Cesar was Catholic?
Are you secretly converting from creepy fuckhead to Catholic in honor of Cesar?
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
^ happens just like this every day, when he has to regurgitate his food, because his asshole is sewn shut!

SJG

Sasha Allen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clGX_J19…
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TheeOSU
3 years ago
^

Hey creepo, my F2F life is private. You know nothing about it.
What you have demonstrated in times past is that you like giving yourself a concussion by running into my privacy wall.
I maintain a 2000' dead zone in front of my privacy wall.
Nothing alive is in there. Siege scaffolds get burnt down. Corpses and Zombies get incinerated.
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TheeOSU
3 years ago
And the CIA posts from the library LOLOLOL
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shailynn
3 years ago
^ do you have any clue what a pathetic loser you are? I mean cmon you didn’t even have internet access for a year. You brag you have a highly guarded identity when everyone here knows your real name. Way to be sneaky Pink Panther.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
^ Try to keep it so your regurgitant makes it into a bucket.

SJG
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TheeOSU
3 years ago
And you try to keep it up so your goats will despise you even more than they already do.
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gammanu95
3 years ago
Those are famous porn stars. All of the scenes they do are "reality", in the sense that they are cast, contracted, scripted, shot, reshot when needed, fluffed as necessary, paid, and sent be professionally digitally edited and reproduced. Not so real, just new gonzo concepts. I prefer large, well-lit sets that mimic the appearance of homes, offices, gyms, etc. and offer multiple camera angle and positions.
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