How to Start a FIAT

TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
In less than 40some posts!

1. Put ignition key in ignition
2. Pump the gas pedal
3. Turn the ignition key to the right
3.5 If it fails to start, you have a genuine fiat
4. Ok, we're done!

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TheeOSU
2 years ago
Now wasn't that simple!
Cashman1234
2 years ago
You slam dunked that SJG freak right there!

I appreciate you not mentioning to approach the Fiat from the rear slowly - as you would approach an unsuspecting goat.

Feel beneath the fur for a moist opening - I meant reach down and locate the tailpipe…
Tetradon
2 years ago
LOL! This thread is hilarious.

90% of SJG's weird threads are people making fun of him. But this is comedic gold.
Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
How old is your car? 🤡
ATACdawg
2 years ago
Fix It Again Tony!!
rickthelion
2 years ago
Scrub ape may have rage issues, but he has a point here.

OSU ape, we all get that you think you’re satirizing the San Jose Ape. We are left with a question: why? Are you attracted to the San Jose ape? Do his weird threats to superglue your ass shut get your engine running?

Help us out here.
TheeOSU
2 years ago
'those in glass houses should be the last to throw bricks'




Ahhh the words of personal experience from dipshitscrub who lives in a house of shattered glass, shattered to the tune of 150 ignores.
Ok dipshit your gloryhole beckons, the arabs want your mouth and to pump your punk ass full of their special gas that you brazenly crave.
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