Discussions by IronFox22 (page 11)

I may have mentioned this before, but I have a raging fetish for women who are a bit older than what the typical TUSCL guy is after. While women in their 20s and early...

Is there anyone out there who, given the chance to have sex with either Kim or Kourtney Kardashian, would actually choose Kourtney? Here's one of Kim and then a few of Kourtney: http://www.glamour.com/images/beauty/2014/08/kim-kardashian-makeup-tricks-ulta-event-main.jpg (Kim) https://michellerivera5.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/kourtneykardashians.jpg (Kourtney) http://dailydimmick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Kourtney-Kardashian1.jpg...

A friend and I were recently discussing an interesting hypothetical way of picking up women in a bar. Let's assume that you are at least moderately good-looking and decently well-groomed (showered, clean clothes, etc)....

I live in the Pittsburgh area. I'm lacking a vehicle at the moment (sold mine), and have decided to go without one for the time being because I'm located only a block from work...

Let's assume, for a second, that you wish to get high mileage VIP dances (and perhaps more) for prices that are as low as possible. Let's also assume that you don't mind getting dances...

This is likely to have been asked before, but here we go. There's something about a completely hairless vaginal area that doesn't sit well with me. I find a well-manicured landing strip (French wax)...

I wonder if any of you guys are familiar with "tributes." Basically, there are women out there who provide pictures of themselves to random (or not-so-random) guys (often on amateur porn sites). Said guys...

Wonder if this has ever happened to anyone. I was at the local club a few nights ago and noticed a stripper that looked a bit like a hot girl I used to know in...

A friend and I got into a discussion about which female celebrities over 60 we would still absolutely have sex with if given the chance. I put forth these women as absolutely sure things...

If a girl gives you brief pseudo-BJS through your shorts, is this considered an extra? One of the strippers at my club will do the usual lap dance moves--cowgirl ginding, reverse grinding, etc.--but will...

Hypothetical: You have a chance to spend a fun evening getting dances (and likely more) from one of two girls.. They have equally attractive asses, personalities, intelligence, hair, facial features, possibilities for extras, etc....

Of all the middle-aged actresses who have been at some point prominent over the last 15-20 years, there's something about Patricia Heaton that gives me an immediate stiffy. A lot of it, I think,...

Thought Experiment: Think of the strip clubs you frequent most often. If you were granted a wish by a genie and could choose three strippers to have sex with (one per day for the...

Feeling a bit philosophical after a particularly good experience the other night. As a man who's left his youth behind and who is not particularly good looking, I've had the experience (like we've all probably...

I may take a lot of shit for this, but who cares. I've had plenty of hard grinds and extras in my day, but every now and then I find myself in the mood...

I was out for a little spin on the bike today and went down near the local park. Lo and behold, right as I'm passing a young mom putting her toddler in a stroller,...

Here's the deal, my friends. Handjobs, whenever they are given, should not make the man feel as if he's being jack-hammered to death. Having experienced this twice over the course of a few weeks,...

This happens to me every once in a rare while when I am out clubbing. I'll be getting a dance from a beautiful girl and for some reason (maybe I've had an extra beer),...

For those of you who are married or in a serious relationship, and who also have traditional 9-to-5 jobs, how different would your strip club/mongering activities be if you were single and self-employed? Let's...

As someone who has left youth mostly behind, I find myself looking into the mirror sometimes and beginning to think that I look, well, "old." I won't bore you with the details, but it...

This isn't really a Strip club story, so my apologies for that. My little story: Every once in awhile, perhaps because I'm both bored and horny and have no plans to hit the clubs on a...

I consider myself a strip club veteran, and have been to clubs hundreds of times, but it's still a strange feeling to walk into a club that you've never been to before. Almost like...

Anyone ever tried watching cam girls? There are a few sites I go to sometimes when I'm bored, where you can watch women do stuff by tipping them with "tokens." I've always just watched...

I wonder if others get mood swings where they suddenly need to go to the club. I'll be planning on having a quiet evening at home, and then I'll suddenly be overcome by "the...

Just curious-- Many of the Asian massage parlors in my area offer an hour massage for around $40, which ain't bad. 1) Can I assume that the traditional massage segment will generally be pretty bad? 2) $40...

Bored tonight so was considering this hypothetical: Let's say you're in Detroit and would like to go to a club and leave happy for as cheap as humanly possible. You're willing to go to either...

What do you guys think of someone here with just one review in two years? One of the clubs in my area that I've been wanting information about just received a decently thorough review...

If you had happened to be lucky enough to win a $580 million Powerball jackpot, how would this affect your clubbing? Several hundred million dollars would be essentially inexhaustible, so you could do whatever...

Here's something: Have you ever stayed later than you wanted to at a club in a bad area? Or put yourself in a similarly dangerous situation that you regretted? Years ago, I used to...

I may have an opportunity to meet up with a fellow TUSCL user later in the year (nothing imminent). While I think it would be fun to meet at a club and hang out...

To me, perhaps one of the most underrated dancer moves is when she pulls your shirt up to reveal your bare chest, and then presses her bare boobs against your chest. Feels fulfilling for...

So the new year is upon us, and I thought, maybe I should try to eat a little better going forward. It seems that trying to go from a diet filled with salty snacks...

I met a stripper a few months back at one of my usual clubs. She was hot and also had a very pretty face. During our conservation, she dropped a line on me that...

Ok. So we'd probably all (or most of us) like to do Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox, or Kate Upton given the chance. But are there any celebrity chicks you've somehow developed the hots for...

I may very well be in DC in a few months and, from what I had understood before, this is a terrible city for high mileage dances and fun. It appears now, however, that...

Let's say you were inside an Asian massage parlor either waiting to be shown into a room, or already in a room but in the middle of getting a normal massage (having not advanced,...

I don't know what it is about mature women (but not overly mature) that does it for me. Take this picture of Kris Jenner: http://www.undefinablevision.com/wp-content/uploads/Kris-Jenner.jpg There's something about an older woman with a decent body...

I think--at many of the clubs in Phoenix--that the dancers have to wear pasties during the last hour of the night (1am to 2am). Does anyone know why this is? Or what the legal...

I mentioned a few months back that I moved from Arizona (where the Phoenix clubs are both cheap and high mileage) to Pittsburgh, which offers neither cheap dances nor high mileage. Needless to say,...

I'm wondering if anyone can recommend any decent options in the Pittsburgh area. I'm looking for high-mileage dances. By scouring the reviews here, it appears that Stiletto's (New Brighton, PA) or perhaps Fantasy's (across...

I'm often up late doing work, and I tend to have King of Queens or Raymond repeats on in the background. I think Leah and Patty are both quite hot, but I'm not sure...

So, I don't travel for work and have always gone to clubs only in my local area. For a long time, I lived in Phoenix and so went to the Phoenix clubs. I'm now...

Here's something. It's not strictly a strip club question, but instead a general scoring-with-women question. Say you've been going through a dry spell (for whatever reason--maybe you're hurting a bit financially, you've been too...

Here's a dumb question. I've been to plenty of strip clubs in my day and have gotten plenty of dances. I've also gotten plenty of VIP dances by song (for example, $20 or $25...

I've got a chance to fly into Detroit on some minor business in a few weeks. I'll have a ton of spare time and am thinking of checking out several clubs. From everything I've...

This post does not strictly have to do with strippers. I'm really attracted to women who are middle aged-- late 30s through around late 40s/early 50s or so. I'm not sure why that is--just...

Anyone got any information on some high-mileage clubs in the Pittsburgh area? Stiletto's in New Brighton and Fantasy's in New Cumberland, WV both look promising. I'm not familiar with any of these clubs, though,...

Here's a hypothetical. Assuming money was no object, let's say you want to procure a back-page escort for a normal date. Say you go to a movie, dinner, or a ball game (and you...