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  Diamond Cutter vs. Blue Veiner

  Since I am almost 65 and semi-dependent on my good buddy, Mr. Cialis, the instances when I sport a magnificent diamond cutter are sadly infrequent. Blue veiners are now the norm for me when...
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  Strippers And Lube

  A recent visit to a Toronto SC featured this strange occurrence. I was in the VIP with a medium hot dancer. She had just stripped down and was starting her gyrations with me on...
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  Strippers And Horses

  My new found pastime of texting with my Toronto sweetie is eliciting much info about her that is totally new to me; e.g. her passion for horses. She regularly visits a stable outside of...
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  My First Sexting With A Stripper

  At the moment I am stranded in the back of beyond with two flat tires on the F-150. Nearest town with garage is about 100km away. Not a farm light to be seen anywhere...
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  Where Have All The Adults Gone?

  Au revoir....
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  georgmicrodong
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  Perfume

  Goofy experience for me today over lunch in a small town Alberta cafe. Two bored teen-age girls were sitting across the room from me giggling about the new perfume that one of them had...
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  Real World vs. tuscl World

  The catastrophic Alberta floods this past week got me thinking about this topic. I was so busy with volunteering with the flood clean-up that I didn't even log on to tuscl for about a...
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  "You Guys Who Can Do Things Are So Sexy"

  I can't tell you how many times I have heard those words from bedraggled women this past week as I have been helping with the clean-up after the catastrophic floods of last week in...
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  O.T. My City Is Under Water

  Calgary, where my company's offices are located, is under water. Catastrophic rains and snow melt from the Rockies have caused the two rivers running through Calgary to explode over their banks. The city's central...
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  Superstitions

  I try to let logic and fact rule my actions. No person can ever remove emotions from one's life but I try desperately to limit emotion's effects on my actions. I have no superstitions...
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  'Lap Dance' In A Regular Bar

  Last evening I was in a Hooters-style pub after doing some business in the small Alberta town housing the joint. The young waitresses were of a much higher quality than any Hooters girls that...
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  More Off Topic: High School

  shadowcat just posted a video link to life in the 1950s. Sort of my era; got me thinking of my high school years. I was 13 in grade 10, 15 when I finished grade...
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  Dougster
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  "You Fuck Good But You Can't Kiss Worth Shit"

  That is exactly what my Toronto sweetie told me on our first vacation together in Hawaii. On our recent excursion in Europe I asked her if I was getting any better at this whole...
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  Moose Knuckles?

  Sheesh! Please tell me that I am not the last old phart tuscl regular to learn the meaning of this term as used in the current vernacular. ...
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  Getting Caught Doing The 'Deed'

  I am a hardcore tuscl horndog. I actively seek the highest level of extras available from dancers (either ITC or OTC). Many of the clubs that I have visited feature wide open 'anything goes'...
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  Serious Question - Mile High Club

  Have any of you guys done this on a commercial flight? Sweetie and I are waiting in the departure lounge at Pearson for our overnight flight to Paris for our vacation in Corsica and Liguria....
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  Warning To Toronto SCs - farmerart Is On The Way For A Visit

  The winter drilling season is winding down. Exploration camp is being shuttered for the summer. Urgent business matters need to be dealt with in Toronto. I haven't been in a hardcore Toronto SC for about...
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  The Prime Of Your Life

  I caught an interesting Dougster comment in that unending tattoo thread. He asserted that the years of one's 50s, 60s, and 70s were the prime of one's life. I can't comment about my 70s...
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  What's With All This Food Shit?

  All these food threads are becoming boring. I readily recognize the relationship between food and sexuality. BUT, you guys are talking about food that is pure crap - Mickey D's, Burger King, biscuits and...
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  Why So Much Talk About Whales?

  Is it jealousy? Is it anger? Is it envy? Is it insecurity? Is it class warfare? Whatever the reason, I find all this blather about whales to be more boring than all the OTC or...
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  Advice For Trip With Toronto Sweetie

  The winter drilling season is winding down up here in the sub-Arctic; perhaps 10 days left. I have a whole mess of corporate shit to do this summer but I want to take a...
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  Stripper With A PhD?

  My drilling contractor's latest crew change brought a rookie rig pig into camp. Turns out this guy has a PhD. The poetry of some eighteenth century Prussian was the subject of his PhD thesis....
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  First Signs Of Spring At 61 Degrees North Latitude - Bad For Miami On April 20

  Wandering through the camp today I saw bear footprints all over the snow near the garbage bins - from the size of the footprints, probably one adult grizzly and at least two cubs. This...
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  Cars And Boners

  Yesterday, I attempted to post a link to a video of Ferrari's new hyper hybrid, trying to draw attention to the sexy sound of the motor's roar. My computer illiteracy fucked up the link...
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  O.T. - I Really Really Want This Car

  I recently put up a link to photos of the new so-called 'hyper hybrid' from Ferrari. It is called the LaFerrari, a limited edition of 499 units. Here is another link that I found...
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  Faster Than The Speed Of Light?

  Early morning internet browsing turned up a story on the BBC site mentioning that the huge physics lab, CERN, in Switzerland has repeatedly measured muon neutrinos traveling faster than the speed of light. My...
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  My List Of Clubs Reviewed - PATHETIC!

  I have reviewed 36 different strip clubs. 13 of those clubs have fewer than 20 reviews. Only 12 of the clubs that I have reviewed have more than 100 reviews. 4 of the clubs...
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  O.T. - I Have A Hard On For This Car

  Ferrari has just unveiled its new model - LaFerrari, the so-called hyper hybrid. 6.3 litre V12 engine; 963 horsepower; top speed of 350+kph; price 1,000,000 Euro ($1.3Mil); 499 units offered for sale (all sold). I...
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  What An Ass I Am!

  I made my first SC visit in six months on a short trip to civilization earlier this week. I had a grand evening in my favourite oil patch club in central Alberta - many,...
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  Disconnects With Other tusclers

  In my time on tuscl I have noticed the severe disconnects between other tusclers and me. I don't consider myself to be unique or any sort of special being but I am aware of...
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  Soft Skin Hands, Rough Skin Hands

  My Toronto sweetie commented on the rough skin on my hands during our week in Hawaii. No surprise to me. Cold temperatures, dry humidity, messing around with tools and machinery, washing with solvents to...
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  Money...Power...Sex???

  A current discussion thread started me musing about this. One post suggested the guy felt like a 'baller' when he spent Benjis in a club. I know exactly what he meant. Money is a...
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  Strippers In Regular Bars

  Strippers for a couple of nights a week in regular bars? This is a phenomenon that I encounter frequently in the small western Canadian oil patch towns where I spend some of my time. It...
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  Downtown Abbey and Strippers?

  At the Vancouver hotel with my Toronto dancer sweetie waiting for our flight to Hawaii last night. Sweetie talks me into watching this Downtown Abbey episode last night. I had never seen this thing...
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  OT: Musings From The Far North

  1:00AM; December 31, 2013. Waiting for computer to crunch numbers. Lovely clear night, full moon, stars twinkling. Moderate temperature, no wind. Go for walk down cut line to one of the rigs. Hear rig...
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  Bizarre Request From A Former OTC Sweetie

  A former OTC sweetie just sent me an e-mail that absolutely gobsmacked me with a request to be the emcee at her wedding reception next summer. Holy Shit! There is a bit of a...
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  Hilarity At The Club

  A brief excursion to 'civilization' let me spend a couple of hours at the Rig Pig in Nisku, AB. The old joint was packed with crusty crews pounding back the beers and tossing loonies...
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  Another Tale From The Far North

  The drug testers showed up unannounced at my exploration camp earlier today. This is an intrusive invasion into the guys' privacy (and mine too) but I am way cool with the testing. When the...
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  Whatever Happened To Common Sense?

  My Toronto OTC sweetie has been bombarding me with e-mails about a career change she is planning. She is 43, still hot and an exemplary performer in the sack (#2 on my lifetime list)....
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  So.....I Hear You Guys Had An Election Down South

  $6,000,000,000 campaign spending by both parties and NOTHING changed! Do you guys have a death wish? Obama was such a beatable candidate for the Democrats and Romney couldn't close the deal? So much for...
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  Cleanliness In SCs

  A recent food-based bacterial infection struck my exploration camp, striking about half of my guys. Those of us not affected were all guys with oil patch experience all over the world, probably giving our...
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  Weirdest Drink I Have Ever Bought For A Dancer

  Brief trip to civilization from the bush finds me chilling out on my deck with a good rib eye and a sweet bottle of Bordeaux. My mind wanders back to a recent SC visit...
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  You Can't Make This Up

  Trolling the internet I stumbled across this gem. There is a prominent Canadian politician named Adrian Dix. His wife's maiden name is Renee Saklikar. Can't you just picture that wedding announcement: Dix - Saklikar ???...
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  Your Favourite Club - What Makes It Special?

  I don't have one favourite club but there are three different clubs that I especially like for different reasons. Club Pro in Vaughan, ON is a club of guaranteed extras but not really scuzzy...
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  Truck Plates With A Giggle

  Six new F-150s just arrived for my company. I got a real giggle when I picked up the plates for the trucks. All six plates had the alpha prefix - BBJ. I will have...
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  Hottie On The Street

  Warm sunny day in downtown Vancouver.....having fish taco lunch from a food truck.....sitting on bench of office building plaza watching the hotties pouring out of the office buildings for their lunch breaks.......focus on...
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  Off Topic Rant About Airlines

  The past month I have spent entirely too much time on planes. Vacation to Europe - Air Canada cancelled a flight causing me to miss Usain Bolt's 100m gold medal race at London Olympics....
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  Your First Time...'Fess Up

  Just read the thread from the guy talking about giving it up for the first time at age 30+ with a stripper. Got me thinking about my first time. For me, I was such a...
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