Just read this today, coincidentally - http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/01/03/antarctic_ice_shelf_melt_lowest_ever_recorded_just_not_much_affected_by_global_warming/
Not a drunk dancer, a drunk female customer with her mate cheering her on. Certainly high fantasy material for some. It sounds like bullshit, but I'm going to pretend it's true. Glad I read it.
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