Weirdest Drink I Have Ever Bought For A Dancer

Brief trip to civilization from the bush finds me chilling out on my deck with a good rib eye and a sweet bottle of Bordeaux. My mind wanders back to a recent SC visit and a drink that I bought for a dancer as I was sizing her up for lap dances. She ordered a Red Rocket. Never heard of this cocktail before; turns out to be equal parts of red wine and Pepsi....on the rocks! I almost barfed. I am not a snob about booze. Usually a beer and shots get it done for me but I do have an appreciation for fine wine.

What other weird and wonderful concoctions have you bought for strippers?