Warm sunny day in downtown Vancouver.....having fish taco lunch from a food truck.....sitting on bench of office building plaza watching the hotties pouring out of the office buildings for their lunch breaks.......focus on east Indian hottie as she waits at light for a green so she can cross the street.....gust of wind comes up.....blows skirt of east Indian hottie over her head.....east Indian hottie is commando under the skirt.....sweet luscious cameltoe for all the world to see.....hottie screams and gets skirt under control....I spill fish taco all over my shirt.....look sheepishly at guy sitting next to me.....he is wiping pulled pork BBQ sauce off his shirt.....also has sheepish grin on his face.....think of going back to work in exploration camp next week.
I want to shoot myself!!
Cheer up Art. When you get back to camp, put up a teepee. Maybe you can attract a Blackfoot squaw. :)