Cars And Boners

There are many theories regarding substituting the power of a motor for the power of sex. (I.e. crotch rockets). I love fast cars and speed, but not to the point of sexual excitement. Good luck. Don't get your dick stuck in the petrol filler.

Farmerart, you WERE one of my TUSCL heros. This confusion between fast women and cars is quite unnatural. Like being thrilled by a washing machine or vacuum cleaner. Stick with the soft, curvy, sweet smelling items.

I prefer Porches and Jags. Ferraris to me are like a 10, fun to look at but to finiky to touch.

gawker states, "There are many theories regarding substituting the power of a motor for the power of sex. (I.e. crotch rockets)".

I have to agree. Now, like, me, you ride a BIG, FAT (There is a "Fat Boy", and a "Fat Bob" model for a reason), HEAVY Harley, then what does that say about your manhood and power? Not some quick (PE), fast (PE), small (penis envy), light weight (see small) tool! :)

On the subject of getting a boner from watching powerful machinery... I'm sure you've heard this one before but it's worth repeating.

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis in the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh... she got fired too."

:)

The last time I heard "cars and boners" mentioned in the same sentence was Bill Clinton reminiscing about his 1970 El Camino.

Does road head count?

I have a love for Vettes, but they AREN'T erection producing. To each his own! LMAO

What if your car got a boner when you drove it fast? Would you still drive fast?

Hey Art, I bet those boners disappear rapidly when the RCMP pulls you over. LOL.

@shadowcat'

You are right about that. When I am actually driving a hot car boner-rama is not part of the excitement. The single time that I had a hot car wound up to the point where I felt I was close to losing control I most assuredly did not have anything approaching a boner. I was trying mightily to prevent my sphincter from erupting in a gusher!

In Ontario they might let you marry your car.