Hilarity At The Club

A brief excursion to 'civilization' let me spend a couple of hours at the Rig Pig in Nisku, AB. The old joint was packed with crusty crews pounding back the beers and tossing loonies and toonies at the dancers' gaping vaginas. One Asian dancer was spectacular and did an excellent stage show. As she circulated through the crowd after her stage show, she approached a group of four rowdy guys to autograph the posters she had handed them in appreciation for showering her with loonies. These characters, in unison. dropped their pants baring their hairy arses and asked the dancer to autograph these ugly butts instead of the girl's posters.

The dancer did not bat an eye. Out came her Sharpie and shortly thereafter - four autographed buck naked rig pig asses!

I did not request an autograph on that particular portion of my own anatomy.

How would bouncers have dealt with this in your favourite club?