I am sure this is too long a response but my current favorite club meets the following needs that I think would qualify for most:
1) Not too far from home... it might be great to visit the legendary clubs in City of Industry but do I really want to drive that damn far? It should be far enough you aren't likely to run into one of the girls on the street, but not so far you have to dread getting in the car.
2) A sense of privacy. The club quickly knows you, not because of how much you spend but because they pay attention. Girls know who you come for but treat you well anyways. You repay the favor periodically by asking for an unexpected private with one of them. Management leaves you completely alone when you get a dance - even dim the lights without asking despite you not being a "big fish."
3) Variety - This is easy in Southern California - what the hell is the point of living in SoCal if you can't run into a strip club and experience the same quality and variety you see on the street.
4) Lack of jealousy - Girls don't seem to get jealous when you switch around who you see.
5) Lack of pressure - see note 2 & 4 - they just let you do your thing.
6) Budget - At my favorite club I can have a good time for $80 and a heck of a time for $200. Doesn't go above that. For me this works. Whatever club becomes your favorite should fit in whatever your budget is as this allows you to have a good time on a regular basis.
7) Ability to surprise you - the girls know you are a regular, your girl or girls aren't there that day, one of the girls recognizes you and randomly approaches you and says "I know ...isn't here today, can I fill in?" Said dance BLOWS you away even though you never showed this girl the time of day. Next time in the club she doesn't even bother you, simply smiles because she see's you with someone else.
8) It's easy - My current favorite club fit like a club by the third time I visited it only because I was trying to figure out the best time to go to meet my needs. No club should make you work any harder than that.
As always it pays to treat everyone with respect, at a good club they notice it and quickly the kindness is repaid.
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