Getting Caught Doing The 'Deed'

5/30/2013 1:59:12 AM

I am a hardcore tuscl horndog. I actively seek the highest level of extras available from dancers (either ITC or OTC). Many of the clubs that I have visited feature wide open 'anything goes' VIPs - really just live porno. I am not a shy guy. Excluding the public VIPs I have only ever once been caught in the act in a SC.

I got caught big time on my recent trip to Europe with my Toronto sweetie. Sweetie and I were walking a gorgeous trail on Italy's Ligurian coast. We stop in a natural alcove and enjoy the sea views. No other hikers in sight so sweetie starts messing around. I respond willingly. Soon I am mounted up and banging away. Hear voices and look over sweetie's shoulder to see a group of older Italian speaking ladies gawking at our display. No clue what the old ladies are saying. Sweetie has her back to the old ladies but sweetie speaks Italian and understands what the old ladies are saying. Suddenly sweetie hugs me and bursts out into uproarious laughter in my ear.

When the excitement dies down and the old ladies are gone I ask sweetie why she was laughing so hard. Sweetie tell me that one of the old ladies said this:

"Look at that stallion! He knows what he is doing, Oooh...I haven't had a bone for 30 years. Do you think he would do me after he finishes with that lucky girl?"

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londonguy

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11 years ago

Fair play to you farmerart, must have made you feel very proud of yourself?

zipman68

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11 years ago

Did you go after the Italian women for a group thing. I bet those old Italian women did some DIRTY shit back in the day. Well, it would have been an experience... And who knows?

pabloantonio

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11 years ago

Art, you are a lucky son-of-a-bitch. And a little hard work doesn't hurt either.

Alucard

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11 years ago

"Getting Caught Doing The 'Deed' "

NEVER!

Electronman

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11 years ago

Sounds like the plot of a porn movie: Farmerart: American Stallion Does Italy. Granted, its not a very sophisticated plot but more than enough for porn movie. Hope you have enough viagra/levitra/cialis to play the leading man role.

Corvus

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11 years ago

Art, your back! So, after reading your story above should we infer that you did not get caught in the act in First Class during your flight? Hope you had a great trip, although with Sweetie along for the ride I'm sure you did!

JuiceBox69

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11 years ago

I would have fucked them all...making them taste each others juices off of my thick and throbing dick

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

Awesome story Art

Clubber

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11 years ago

Great story, but I wonder, since you don't speak Italian, maybe "Sweetie" did say what the ladies really said. "Look at that old fool and the hot chick. He must have money!" :)

Clubber

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11 years ago

"Sweetie" didn't!

Otto22

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11 years ago

Well played, sir!

shadowcat

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11 years ago

By Golly. I think that Clubber has got it. :)

farmerart

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11 years ago

@Corvus,

No hanky panky on the plane over to Europe. The configuration of the seating in First Class did not allow for it.

@clubber and shadowcat,

My thoughts exactly. It is entirely possible that sweetie was playing me. Whatever the old mamas did say, it really made sweetie laugh. I should have mentioned that these old girls were really old: 75 to 85 year range.

Whatever the case may be, it was a really funky incident; right up there with my first encounter two years ago with sweetie in Club Pro. The woman is pure wanton sexuality. Good thing for me that I see her only 2-3 times a year. Any more often than that and the damn vixen would kill me.

Prim0

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11 years ago

Good thing for me that I see her only 2-3 times a year. Any more often than that and the damn vixen would kill me.

...yeah....but what a way to go. :)

Estafador

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11 years ago

LOL, that is fucking hysterical. I wish I was that fucking good. What are the fucking lucky odds of that happening. Think you'll want to experience that again art?

TommyMoney

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11 years ago

Art is my HERO....

rickdugan

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11 years ago

The other night I had a girls riding me very discreetly CG in the LD area when another girl came up to talk to her. I'm not sure if the other girl could see the state we were in or not, but boy that was awkward. ;)

farmerart

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11 years ago

@londonguy,

Have you ever walked the Cinque Terre trail? That is where this happened. It is a lovely area of Italy and not a difficult hike, at all. There are so many neat restaurants in the five villages along the trail.

3LeggedMan

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11 years ago

Art, the group would certainly be in your debt if there were visual aids so we could appreciate the beauty of "Sweetie".

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

Art, how was the food?

farmerart

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11 years ago

@3LeggedMan,

No way in hell am I posting sweetie's photo here. There would be a flood of you tuscl horndogs to Club Pro.

@SlickSpic,

I am not a connoisseur of Italian cuisine but the fish was excellent; so fresh - caught in the morning, on your plate for lunch or dinner. The food on Corsica and along the Cote d'Azur was much more to my taste. French cuisine is #2 on my food lists. Best meal was in a Michelin-starred restaurant on the Cote on our last night; classic French multi-course meal with divine sauces. Best souffle of my life for dessert.

GoVikings

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11 years ago

Good read. You always have well written stuff, farmerart

georgmicrodong

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11 years ago

Um, art, I don't suppose you'd care to adopt an ugly old man, would you? I mean, you're gonna need an heir at some point, aren't you? :)

farmerart

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11 years ago

Nah, georg, I've got that heir business all covered. 3 brothers and 1 sister. Pots of nieces and god daughters. One of the nieces just announced last week that she is pregnant and one of the god daughters has been pumping out babies for 10 years.

How about I put a shout in my will for you about my whisky cellar?

georgmicrodong

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11 years ago

@art: Oh, *fuck* yeah! :)

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