Getting Caught Doing The 'Deed'
farmerart
I am a hardcore tuscl horndog. I actively seek the highest level of extras available from dancers (either ITC or OTC). Many of the clubs that I have visited feature wide open 'anything goes' VIPs - really just live porno. I am not a shy guy. Excluding the public VIPs I have only ever once been caught in the act in a SC.
I got caught big time on my recent trip to Europe with my Toronto sweetie. Sweetie and I were walking a gorgeous trail on Italy's Ligurian coast. We stop in a natural alcove and enjoy the sea views. No other hikers in sight so sweetie starts messing around. I respond willingly. Soon I am mounted up and banging away. Hear voices and look over sweetie's shoulder to see a group of older Italian speaking ladies gawking at our display. No clue what the old ladies are saying. Sweetie has her back to the old ladies but sweetie speaks Italian and understands what the old ladies are saying. Suddenly sweetie hugs me and bursts out into uproarious laughter in my ear.
When the excitement dies down and the old ladies are gone I ask sweetie why she was laughing so hard. Sweetie tell me that one of the old ladies said this:
"Look at that stallion! He knows what he is doing, Oooh...I haven't had a bone for 30 years. Do you think he would do me after he finishes with that lucky girl?"
I got caught big time on my recent trip to Europe with my Toronto sweetie. Sweetie and I were walking a gorgeous trail on Italy's Ligurian coast. We stop in a natural alcove and enjoy the sea views. No other hikers in sight so sweetie starts messing around. I respond willingly. Soon I am mounted up and banging away. Hear voices and look over sweetie's shoulder to see a group of older Italian speaking ladies gawking at our display. No clue what the old ladies are saying. Sweetie has her back to the old ladies but sweetie speaks Italian and understands what the old ladies are saying. Suddenly sweetie hugs me and bursts out into uproarious laughter in my ear.
When the excitement dies down and the old ladies are gone I ask sweetie why she was laughing so hard. Sweetie tell me that one of the old ladies said this:
"Look at that stallion! He knows what he is doing, Oooh...I haven't had a bone for 30 years. Do you think he would do me after he finishes with that lucky girl?"
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NEVER!
No hanky panky on the plane over to Europe. The configuration of the seating in First Class did not allow for it.
@clubber and shadowcat,
My thoughts exactly. It is entirely possible that sweetie was playing me. Whatever the old mamas did say, it really made sweetie laugh. I should have mentioned that these old girls were really old: 75 to 85 year range.
Whatever the case may be, it was a really funky incident; right up there with my first encounter two years ago with sweetie in Club Pro. The woman is pure wanton sexuality. Good thing for me that I see her only 2-3 times a year. Any more often than that and the damn vixen would kill me.
...yeah....but what a way to go. :)
Have you ever walked the Cinque Terre trail? That is where this happened. It is a lovely area of Italy and not a difficult hike, at all. There are so many neat restaurants in the five villages along the trail.
No way in hell am I posting sweetie's photo here. There would be a flood of you tuscl horndogs to Club Pro.
@SlickSpic,
I am not a connoisseur of Italian cuisine but the fish was excellent; so fresh - caught in the morning, on your plate for lunch or dinner. The food on Corsica and along the Cote d'Azur was much more to my taste. French cuisine is #2 on my food lists. Best meal was in a Michelin-starred restaurant on the Cote on our last night; classic French multi-course meal with divine sauces. Best souffle of my life for dessert.
How about I put a shout in my will for you about my whisky cellar?