My First Sexting With A Stripper

18 comments

• smokeshopjoe

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  11 years ago

  cheer up, you have cell phone signal, and it isnt winter.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Cheer up Art, it could always be worse-no cell service & 4 flats. If it makes you any happier, I'm working and it's 2:25 am.
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  Farmerart...tell the truth dude. You've sexted before, haven't you? You're actually Carlos Danger...aren't you?
• dallas702

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  11 years ago

  Not to put a damper on your fun, but you do realize that the NSA now has the entire transcript of your convo with Joy? And, although the NSA won't even admit they spy on us in the US, they DO share all that data with authorities in Canada! (something about NAFTA, the DEW line or blackmail = not sure what.)
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  Dallasdude... No worries. Art is Carlos' brother... Pablo Danger!!! And you know what he lives for... DANGER!!! Fuck yeah!!!
• 3LeggedMan

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  11 years ago

  Great to read you again, Art! Proof that not every posting here needs to be by trolls or about them. So, how did your broken down Ford situation end up?
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  I believe this is what my daughter calls "first world problems." :)
  
  What the fuck is stopping *you* from rubbing one out? :)
• Otto22

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  11 years ago

  Always good to hear from you, Art. Hope you're back on the road soon and will soon find solace for your "rampant boner."
  All the best, my friend!
• SuperDude

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  11 years ago

  Careful. Text messages can wind up in places--like court proceedings--that can get very uncomfortable.
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  As gmd said; you should have slapped the monkey yourself while on the ph w/ your sweetie – you probably would have felt a lot more relaxed.
  
  
• mjx01

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  11 years ago

  glad you're back art!
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  You're behind the times Art. ;)
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  I'll echo the others, glad to see you here again even if this is what it took to get you back. I highly suggest face timing sweety so you can see her rub it out. Awesome experience when you can't touch.
  
  This also reminds me of a saying I first heard today. There was a conference call in the office and the guy on the other side says "I'm in a real shit sandwich over here." I have no idea what his problem was but it made my day a hell of a lot better.
• samsung1

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  11 years ago

  Also you can try niteflirt.com if you want more phone sex.
• smokeshopjoe

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  11 years ago

  did you get a tow art? are you still on the side of the canadian highway?
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  I hope he had his cell charger with him...
• farmerart

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  11 years ago

  Addendum:
  
  I gave up on the tow truck and called one of my boys to come and get me with one of our flat decks. We winched the F-150 onboard, chained it down, drove to our yard in Calgary and changed the tires ourselves.
  
  Boner had disappeared by the time my guy showed up with the flat deck.
• 3LeggedMan

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  11 years ago

  Glad you got home safely. Sorry for the passing of the rampant boner without an appropriate resolution. Take care in the Great White North.