My List Of Clubs Reviewed - PATHETIC!

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farmerart
I have reviewed 36 different strip clubs. 13 of those clubs have fewer than 20 reviews. Only 12 of the clubs that I have reviewed have more than 100 reviews. 4 of the clubs are now closed. For one particular Alberta club my review is the club's sole review. What a record, eh?

Shows how few Canadians are tuscl members. Makes me wonder why I bother (both doing the reviews and visiting the lame clubs in western Canada).

Do you other guys ever get discouraged?

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sharkhunter
12 years ago
Not really, if there were a ton of strip club reviews, it probably would mean there were a ton of people visiting every single club and lots of competition for the dancers and probably high prices too. If I wanted to save money and just watch, it might be good.
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Ermita_Nights
12 years ago
Shows how few people live in Canada. Move to Detroit, you'll be more than welcome here.
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DandyDan
12 years ago
It's not about how many clubs you review, or which ones you review, but whether you enjoyed yourself at each of them.
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rickdugan
12 years ago
Discouraged? On the contrary, I find that reviewing clubs that are not well covered on tuscl to be much more rewarding than posting reviews where my ratings have little influence and that will soon be buried.

I don't travel to places quite as far flung as you do, but I also visit my share of clubs that are lightly covered here on tuscl and always enjoy providing useful intel to the community from which I take so much.
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Club_Goer_Seattle
12 years ago
Art, It's just a function of the geography that you cover. I enjoy your reviews and other posts. Keep 'em coming!
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toysales
12 years ago
I have to agree with you. My area does not get many reviews. And the majority of the reviews are daytime. I never go during the day. So I get very little information from other reviews. The most popular club in town I have not reviewed in 6 months there was only 12 reviews since my last review and 11 were daytime visits. One club I reviewed in mid January has not had a review since mine. And its a busy club.
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Pablo Antonio
12 years ago
Art, I read and enjoy your reviews. Even though I am nowhere near Canada, they are still fun.
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txtittyfan
12 years ago
Sounds like Canadians prefer watching hockey over tits, eh.
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Alucard
12 years ago
At least you contribute reviews, that's more than some members can say.
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crazyjoe
12 years ago
Keep your reviews comming. You go where few men do
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mmdv26
12 years ago
I came to TUSCL to TAKE something away; I paid my $48 ten years ago, and I want my money's worth. I have had important things to say about a couple of clubs in the past, and I have written a review to celebrate that moment.

From TUSCL, I have learned that owning a strip club could be a good investment. It's easy, keep the stupid politicians at bay, and get the lying split-tails to show up on time. You'll be sorry if you let the DJ play hip-hop...prolly be sorry you have a DJ.
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Electronman
12 years ago
Have you ever considered opening or financing a strip club (or escort service) in your area? Would the laws in western Canada make both of these suggestions untenable? If so, it might be time to do some lobbying to liberalize provincial laws or their enforcement. Or, save your money to allow travel to more permissive parts of the world as you have been doing.

Your reviews are helpful. Unfortunately, your reviews have convinced me that I don't want to live in Alberta. Why is western Canada so much more conservative than Ontario, where the escort and strip club scenes are pretty good?

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jackslash
12 years ago
"Do you other guys ever get discouraged?"

I'm not sure what you have to be discouraged about. You review the clubs you visit, and your reviews are well-written and informative. Clubs with few reviews need to be reviewed more than clubs with hundreds of reviews.
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Tiredtraveler
12 years ago
When I am in an area I try to find club and see if they are on Tuscl.
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shadowcat
12 years ago
Well written reviews are always welcomed. Good or bad. Popular or not.
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Estafador
12 years ago
nope. I know there's SOMEONE in the area of that club looking at it on TUSCL and I am glad I am of service. That and free membership (not to say I post anything out of my ass). Planning to make the first post on this unreviewed club when I visit this club tonight.
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windowsidiot
12 years ago
I'm in Nebraska. few decent clubs so few reviews. Art I enjoy all your reviews and comments. Have you noticed fewer reviews of Vegas clubs.
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