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Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Came to this club in the...

Came to this club in the afternoon around 4pm. They had happy hour, and I think I was among the first customers to arrive. As soon as I got there, there were like…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I arrived around 1am or 2am....

I arrived around 1am or 2am. So the place wasn't that busy. If you claim to be local so they don't charge you, they will request to see a drivers license or a…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Went to the TL after a...

Went to the TL after a day at the ballpark. Pretty crowded, I was kind of surprised. The place hasn't changed much in the last ten years and is in need of some upgrades and…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

I have been going to LL...

I have been going to LL in Gastonia for several years and in about the 2008-09 time period there were many girls who were probably 8's or better, the place was comfortably crowded, and the…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Visited the Coliseum a couple of...

Visited the Coliseum a couple of weeks ago; it was a Wednesday afternoon, the club is very well decorated and is not dark at all! On walking into there the stage was in the middle…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went with 3 others for a...

Went with 3 others for a bachelor party. Before I could get a drink in my hand I was grabbed by an ugly flat chested dominican stripper demanding I get a vip dance.…

Flesh

Colton, California

If your in the area this...

If your in the area this may be your best option depending on what your looking for. That's not saying a lot because most of the clubs east of Ontario or so so at best.…

Players Club

Los Angeles, California

NEW CLUB! FIRST REVIEW! It's...

NEW CLUB! FIRST REVIEW! It's always a bit exciting to tread into unexplored territory, even though I have been to at least three other DV clubs in the Los Angeles Area. The club is immediately…

Cannonball Cabaret

Brampton, Ontario

Damn.... is the best word I...

Damn.... is the best word I can use to describe the place. First look at it, all that goes through my mind is 'what a %$#@ing dive.... that is until the girls start walking around…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

SOUTH SIDE JOHNNY'S is the...

SOUTH SIDE JOHNNY'S is the place to be if you want to have a good time, drama free environment, and lots of laughs. This little place nestled on the corner of West Market st…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

So my buddy tells me I...

So my buddy tells me I should visit XTC since it's an all nude club. I'm new to Dallas and have only been to topless clubs in the area. So I decide to check XTC…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

I am going to come at...

I am going to come at this review from three angles ... the club, the girls and the experience I have to say this is one of the nicest clubs ive been in. The stage…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

First visit to Rachael’s Orlando was...

First visit to Rachael’s Orlando was on a Sunday night valet was offered but not pushed plenty of well-lit parking. Professional looking exterior can be seen from the beeline expressway (528) but a little difficult…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

Best place to go if you...

Best place to go if you like a variety of girls. Friday and Saturday are military get in free. I went during there free lunch buffet on friday. The food was good. Able to kick…

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

Rachelle was the best! Go 90...

Rachelle was the best! Go 90 babies! :P I have been to Pure Gold a handful of times and she is for sure my favorite! Hope to see her again! Good service, fun environment, highly…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

Stopped in on a Thursday night...

Stopped in on a Thursday night at 11pm for my first visit in over a month. I was really surprised to find the parking lot full. Inside the place was hopping. There…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club several times. It is a very nice place. I'm going to list pretty much everything about this club. Parking: free parking on the side of the club and valet in the…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

This is a summary of my...

This is a summary of my last two trips to PP-Columbia. Both were on on a Saturday afternoon about two weeks apart. This club has been reviewed a lot and I have done…

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, Indiana

Been to this strip club a...

Been to this strip club a couple time but my most recent visit was 2 weeks ago. It is the only strip club I have been to though so I can't compare to other strip…

Ron's Barbary Coast

Gardena, California

"Tha Coast" is where you go...

"Tha Coast" is where you go when you just turned 18 and have to try a strip club!!! great music (hip hop) booty shaking (big asses) and a lot of fake ballers! the girls are…

Club 24KT

Clearwater, Florida

Night Shift and day shift are...

Night Shift and day shift are quite different. This club is hit or miss. Night shift has a cover. I don't necessarily think it is worth it though. If you have…

Pearl Necklace

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I must say that for a...

I must say that for a strip club the pearl necklace is hard to beat for the value. There are a large variety of women, from thick chocalate sisters to nice latina women, Im a…

Scandals

New York, New York

I am writing a follow up...

I am writing a follow up review ... decided to go back because i decided to visit a club in jersey but that was even worse and this place was close. Got there about 12 and…

Temptations Go Go Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Temps is the place you go...

Temps is the place you go to if you live nearby or just happen to be in the area. Located in one of the less commercial areas of Van Houten ave Temptations offers a variety…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Nice place to spend a couple...

Nice place to spend a couple hours. Front desk staff was pleasant. Cover charge was $11, but there was outside talent dancing. I was met immediately by a waitress with great cleavage displayed…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I paid a visit to the...

I paid a visit to the Hugger about 3 weeks ago. For some hard-to-explain reason, the vibe was different this time. The afternoon crowd consisted of mostly older men (myself included) and the…

Club Vogue

Columbia, Missouri

I was in Columbia for a...

I was in Columbia for a week of business and decided to try out this club for some fun on a Thursday night. Overall, it was not a bad experience but the bottom line…

Cloud Nine

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Stopped by C9 on a strip-club...

Stopped by C9 on a strip-club swing last Saturday night. Got there around 10p; there were around 15-20 girls working. The club's physical layout is small and cramped, with one main stage, and then a…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

This club is billed as the...

This club is billed as the largest gentleman's club in the world. It used to be an athletic complex, and was converted into a strip club in 2003. The sky boxes are really nice, many…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, Ohio

Went in about 5:00, ordered my...

Went in about 5:00, ordered my coke from an attractive bartender who was half friendly, looked around and didn't see even one dancer. Sat at a table and after about 10 minutes got visited by…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

I went to VIPs yesterday. ...

I went to VIPs yesterday. It basically is on the lower end of the upscale gentlemen's clubs in Northern NJ. The stage is inside of a large rectangular bar. Drinks during happy…

Strapless Gentlemens Club

Orlando, Florida

On an emergency business trip to...

On an emergency business trip to Orlando recently, I had a couple of hours to kill, and, in the words of Jeff Foxworthy, "wanted to see something nekkid." I walked over to a cluster…

Koi Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

This club used to be Fantasy....

This club used to be Fantasy. Here's the deal: Their cover charge is exactly opposite of its next door neighbor, The Hideaway. At Koi, they charge you $20 cover to get in.…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

I don't know what it is,...

I don't know what it is, but this I've just always liked this club. The lady that runs it is very warm and friendly, I've been in there enough that she always gives me…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

The only reason to go to...

The only reason to go to this club is because you happen to be in the area. Not that the club is bad, more that its small and there are better clubs elsewhere in thr…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Unusual club, this one. Dancing...

Unusual club, this one. Dancing on stage is bikini only. Girls only take the tops off in private. But there are some hot ladies. Private dances can be bikini or topless.…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I hadn't been here in YEARS...

I hadn't been here in YEARS and wandered in after a concert since I read you could get in free with event ticket. Sure enough, I walked upstairs, showed the bouncer my ticket, and was…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Fairly quiet afternoon, there were about...

Fairly quiet afternoon, there were about an equal number of customers to dancers. Dancer quality was fairly good, Autumn, Shy, and several other dancers were on stage with a range of 3 to 7/8.…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Finally got to go to this...

Finally got to go to this place on day shift. Went in around 4pm and let me tell you it is a completely different atmosphere. There were around 8 girls working, most of…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Had a brutal work week, so...

Had a brutal work week, so I decided to stop by CC and blow off some steam. Thursday is usually a good night at CC since they play music from the 80's, and it's…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

5 to park, and 10 to...

5 to park, and 10 to get in. some drunk girl kissed me before i even got in the door, so i guess its friendly. drink prices are high and the girls have…

Champagne Room

Phoenix, Arizona

This place is down in a...

This place is down in a commercial/industrial area south east of downtown Phoenix by the airport. The storefront is very small and easy to miss, sandwiched between a trucking company and an auto upholstery shop…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

First of all this strip club...

First of all this strip club would be better if they get rid of 65% of their entertainers. No one wants to see a 200 lb stripper naked. However, there are some good looking girls…

Bottoms Up

Louisville, Kentucky

Went here after being kicked out...

Went here after being kicked out of a "Classier" establishment because my credit card wouldn't work. The cab driver suggested this place and said that me and my buddy would enjoy it. The…

Club Paradise II Gentlemen's Club & Sports Bar

Newport News, Virginia

Very bad location, extremly hard to...

Very bad location, extremly hard to park, they were open but the sign was not lit up. Once you walk in the atomoshpere is not that great. Dancers sitting only 1 on the stage(also sitting).…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Let me get right to the...

Let me get right to the point - this is not the place to go if you like supermodel pretty girls. Not the place for comfortable classy leather chairs and an upscale atmosphere. If you…

Samara's Show

Turin, Italy

Samara's has a kind of basic...

Samara's has a kind of basic layout with nice details - private cabins of various sizes, a smokers' lounge, a corner where you can actually talk over the music. Don't be fooled by the first…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

I really like this club, I...

I really like this club, I have been there a few times. Kind of a shaddy part of town but it has free valet parking and the parking lot is secure and I have…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Monday afternoon. I wasn't expecting much as most clubs I have been to are empty during the day, but the parking lot was crowded and when I went inside…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club & Restaurant

New York, New York

I'm following up to my previous...

I'm following up to my previous post just to reiterate that this place, the employees, the bouncer, the management and the owners are SCUM!!!!!! As I told you in previous post I decided to…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

I Just had to stop back...

I Just had to stop back by here again. I had such a great time on my first trip in that I just had to stop back again. I think it will become a a…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Stopped in around 2pm to find...

Stopped in around 2pm to find a decent size crowd enjoying a laid back afternoon. There were a few of the usual girls working and a few I didn't recognize. The usual girls I would…

Double D Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overall it was a good experience. ...

Overall it was a good experience.  The staff is friendly and the place is pretty big.  Drink prices are average.  As for the girls; DD’s does a good job and having a mixture of women. …

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

La Chambre is always the second...

La Chambre is always the second place I go to. The first is usually a high class club that gets me all worked up. La Chambre is where I go for relief.…

Mint Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

I stopped by here on a...

I stopped by here on a Thursday afternoon to see how things were going. It has been a month or so since I've been here so I had a strong desire to come back and…

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, Virginia

I have been to Final Frontier...

I have been to Final Frontier a few times and I would like to say that they have improved a lot since the last time I have been there (3 years). The place has been…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Went by last friday night with...

Went by last friday night with a buddy of mine. We've kinda become regulars here because its so cheap. $5 cover, $10 dances, no drink minimum. Beers are about $6 though. They offer free pizza…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I've always visited this club in...

I've always visited this club in the afternoon for more personal attention. It was pretty dead but the girls working were friendly and gave me personal attention. I picked out a friendly girl and she…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

The club's appearance is very nice...

The club's appearance is very nice and they have plenty of seating with an upstairs area/balcony that over looks the main floor. The have a VIP area as well but very expensive so I…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Made my first visit to Alex's...

Made my first visit to Alex's in 2012 last Saturday night. There had been rumors that the dance price was raised from $20 to $25, but they were still $20 when I was there. The…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

My friends and I showed up...

My friends and I showed up for a small bachelor party after midnight on Saturday night. Cover was $5 Canadian or $6 American. The exchange rate was about $0.99 Canadian for $1 American…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Made my first visit to PG...

Made my first visit to PG in about 8 months last Tues night. Was a little worried they make me purchase a new membership since it was expired but they didn't as my free pass…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

It's the pick of the lot...

It's the pick of the lot because waitresses don't hustle you and you can be left in peace. When you first enter it smells funky. It's very weird and a bit of a turnoff but you…

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ATL strip clubs and extras?

Was just curious if any of the many many atl strip clubs offer any extra's? Last time I visited I didnt get the sense they do that unless I'm mistaken. There are so many strip clubs…

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RIP Levon Helm

I can't come up with any connection to strip clubs - but I did want to comment on the passing today of Levon Helm. Perhaps a bit unknown to our younger members, he was a member of a group simply…

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Reminds me of the stupid pink siters who are going to retrain into...

- Working with children in any capacity - Become a nurse or medical technician A California school board voted unanimously last night to fire a science teacher whose students recently discovered that she has appeared in a variety of hardcore pornographic films. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/porn-star-teacher-fired-7893412 Makes…

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Phoenix mileage

Looking to visit Phoenix AZ. Was curious what club to visit for some good mileage. Any recommendations?

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The Strip Club Road Trip

So I am doing a road trip to coincide with some appointments and I would thought I'd give some guidance to anyone who is following the same routes along my path as which clubs to visit based on reviews. Starting Off…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

I'm not going to get into...

I'm not going to get into the physical layout of this club again. It provides well enough for those who want to throw out a dollar for an in your face dance, which in…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

I went in on a Wed...

I went in on a Wed afternoon and the place was a lot busier than I thought it would be. There were a lot of dancers, but the quality was extremely poor. There…

Les Gal's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

While visiting Philly, I decided to...

While visiting Philly, I decided to try out the scene,on my walk down Market street I saw a few adult movie theaters. When a "Live Girls" sign caught my eye. So I entered, a…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Hadn't been to this club in...

Hadn't been to this club in a while so I decided to stop by on my way home around 5:00. Pretty much what I expected. A bunch of skinny chicks who ranged from…

Passions Men's club

Kittanning, Pennsylvania

I was working in the Pittsburgh...

I was working in the Pittsburgh area today and headed for Clarion so I decided to head across 422 to check this place out. From the reviews it said it could be hit or miss…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Went to Synn because a buddy...

Went to Synn because a buddy had been talking up the place. The place looked great, a bit pushy on the drinks though. The price of admission is $6 a person if you have a…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

I went in late on a...

I went in late on a Thursday night a few weeks back, pretty late after a concert. Their web site says free admission with any ticket stub, so I showed them my concert ticket. The…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

The club is pretty big with...

The club is pretty big with 2 main stages with 2 poles situated in a figure-8 configuration. There are fairly comfortable seats located around the stages. On this night there were about 8-10 girls rotating…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I went at 8:30 on a...

I went at 8:30 on a Wednesday night. $20 at the door included a soft drink (no alcohol at all) and one lap dance. Both tickets were actually redeemed for a drink and…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Rolled in here around 1am during...

Rolled in here around 1am during the week. I don't know if there is normally a cover, but they ushered me without paying one, possibly because it was late. Pretty good layout with girls dancing…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

It's been years since I stepped...

It's been years since I stepped into Sugars, but since I was in the neighborhood, I decided to stop in to check it out. The interior changes quit a bit from what I remembered, and…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I've been here in prior years...

I've been here in prior years and I have to say I was very disappointed with this visit. Unlike prior years I remember, the girls were not nearly as cute and not nearly as…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

Been coming here for a long...

Been coming here for a long time. Business got slow because of all the older dancers. It's been picking up a lot though. Day time shift is all dancers over 40. I deffinitly recommend going…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

I was in the area for...

I was in the area for work and decided to visit after being in the area for 4 months. This is a small club by Dallas standards. There is a full bar and one stage…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

After coming to this club about...

After coming to this club about once a year since I was 18, I figured it was time to give a review. I stumbled in one random weekday and was suprised of the quality…

Kokai

El Paso, Texas

This shouldn't be listed as a...

This shouldn't be listed as a strip club on the ultimate strip club list website. its a tiny little massage parlor that looks very ran down. They had two different girls to pick from which…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Lots of hotties at Mons...

Lots of hotties at Mons Venus. Went with my girlfriend & our lesbian friend. Our friend got an outstanding lap dance where he hands roamed freely & the dancer was really into it. My…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Came here for another visit and...

Came here for another visit and although the club has one of the best setups in town it continues to be dead and unlively. The talent level here is rather low and the…

Goldfingers Infinity Gentlemen's Club

New York, New York

I provided details about the layout...

I provided details about the layout in my April 14th, 2011 review, so I am not going to rehash it again. But I did want to talk about what I see as real improvements…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

2nd visit to Follies, arrived around...

2nd visit to Follies, arrived around 10pm. Had to pay for valet parking, which was $5. Cover at the door was $5 as well. There was quite a crowd, took some searching to find a…

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

It was my buddy's bachelor party...

It was my buddy's bachelor party so we piled 15 guys in the van to go on a tittiy bar tour between Levittown pa and Atlantic city hitting 4 lovely bars along the way. We…

Filly's Gentlemens Club

Lafayette, Indiana

We were looking for a change...

We were looking for a change of scenery from the normal clubs we visit in Indy. Decided to give Lafayette a try and stopped into Fillys. There were maybe 6 dancers on shift,…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

I normally prefer the clubs in...

I normally prefer the clubs in Queens to those in Manhattan, but I made one of my rare trips to a Manhattan strip club last night and I liked it. First, let me be clear that…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

I went on a Tuesday night....

I went on a Tuesday night. They have a happy hour until 8 so there was no cover. The club is really nice - great lighting, sound, nice bar, everything. Every one of the dancers…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Montclair, California

This club is ok if it's...

This club is ok if it's your dirt time going.the club itself is a descent setup the have a couch area which is pretty cool they even have bed dances that run about 1 bill…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I visited this fine establishment back...

I visited this fine establishment back in September of 2011 and for those who were devoted fans of the old Ricks and Honeys, you will not be disappointed. In fact, many of the dancers…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Let me start by saying watch...

Let me start by saying watch out for the bouncers on hand if you are a minority. One is a fakeass Tank Abbot who will hassle you for no reason at all. The…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

There was no cover and the...

There was no cover and the tater tots were on special. The atmosphere is very dark, and there are a complete lack of lights on the stage. The dancers seem to go through…

Scandals

New York, New York

I have to say i was...

I have to say i was very disappointed with this place. On arrival there is a valet but i found my own spot around the corner 15 dollar door charge Metal detector and a bouncer pat down The stage…

Sugar Daddys

Sauk Rapids, Minnesota

It has been a year since...

It has been a year since I last visited Sugar Daddy's. The club is, if anything, better. It opens at 5 o'clock, and promptly you see the local beauties (many from St.Cloud…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Always stop at this club on...

Always stop at this club on my way through town. Lived in Lexington for year and got to know all of the clubs. Knew cowboys in the days of Precious, Justice, Cody, BJ, Brooke,…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

It has been about 2 years...

It has been about 2 years since I was last here. A couple of buddies and myself thought it was a good idea to do something stupid, and we choose to go here.…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

The first time I was here...

The first time I was here over 10 years ago when I hooked up with the then legendary Heidi. She was quite wild, and I don't think I'd ever had someone bite my knees before…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

First time going to Bare Assets...

First time going to Bare Assets and had heard good things so I had high expectations. Not to say that I was let down but I did think that there could have been alot more…

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, Florida

The only thing good about this...

The only thing good about this place was they have some great looking girls and very young to but pasties and very high prices I won't be back. They try to sell you everything from…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Austin clubs are a puzzle. ...

Austin clubs are a puzzle. They are all inconsistent with the dancer quality and the dance quality. I have had a favorite at the Yellow Rose for the past few years and she…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

Came to bmore to visit my...

Came to bmore to visit my family,and couple of friends and i decided to hit up the infamous "block".now me honestly when i hit up a strip club in the block im lookin to get…

Building the Perfect Strip Club Part 6, Business Practices

Review: I am discussing my ideas about strip club design and management and designing a sample club as an illustration. The parameters are: 4000sf storefront with 10 ft ceilings, lap dances and VIP allowed but no alcohol. Club can run with as few as 3 non-dancers at slow times. The primary design goal is to maximize opportunities for interaction between dancers and customers and thus sell dances. A great physical club will be terrible if not run well. And running a club well can be blocked by bad or inefficient design. One cannot be far separated from the other. One of the first big questions is whether the dancers are employees or independent contractors. In…

Hong Kong Tijuana Tips

Quick little reference guide on how to get the most bang for your buck at Hong Kong Club in Tijuana. 1. Go during the day. The night is always a sausage fest and crowded. During the daytime you have minimal people, a ton of chicks and a better vibe. Plus...when you are there during the day, the chicks are "fresh" if you know what I mean. If they just started their shift, they should be showered and ready to go. I know they are hookers, but do you really want to be guy number 10 to fuck that chick that night? See what Im saying? 2. If you see a girl you are interested…

A Year Being a Regular: Part VI

"Wait a minute, THIS ISN'T THE KARAOKE PLACE!" Wesley, an old friend from California, slurred as he stumbled out of the car. "Whaaa? You already said you didn't want to go to one. What kind of a friend would I be if I did something you said not to do?!" I'm a horrible friend. We were totally outside a of strip club. There were twelve of us standing in the parking lot, some drunk, some not, and some incredibly drunk. We had just migrated from our annual Christmas party, where all the old high school friends got back together to celebrate with copious amounts of food and alcohol. We had already killed a bottle of whiskey, scotch, multiple bottles of…

Kentucky Derby 2012 Strip Club Round Up

Updated for 2012, and taking the new laws into account. Virtually all Louisville clubs have the "wanna buy the lady a drink" hustle. The only exception that I know of to this practice is PT's, downtown. You can still buy a girl a drink, but you're going to pay the same price for hers that you would for yours. Of course, many of the girls want the expensive drinks. The clubs on or near 7th Street Road, Berry Blvd and Taylor Blvd are nearest to Churchill Downs. In approximate order of distance, though not all in the same direction, they are: Bottoms Up, Diamond's Cabaret, Deja Vu, Win, Place & Show, Dollhouse, Thorobred I, and Foxy Lady. <a href="https://www.tuscl.net/stripclub.php?DID=1477">Body…

The dancer & the client

I am a dancer. I go state to state in hopes of fun, adventure, and lastly, but never the least, money. I started out working the normal corporate 8 to 5. It wasn't enough, I've always wanted the finer things. So the 2 bedroom apartment on a middle class side of town, an old beat up Ford that enjoyed overheating 3 miles or less down the road, and a knock off bag depressed me. In addition, friends who couldn't afford a spontaneous road trip let alone a gin and tonic repulsed me. I wanted better but wasn't sure where to start at age 21, without a degree, traditional family, or friends. I met a girl with fabulous hair extensions at…

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Quick trip to the restroom

My usual MO is to make a beeline to the restroom right after my last lapper. Mainly to get my belt back on right and get zipped up and shirt tucked in and to look presentable. But it…

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Hottest Stripper You've Ever Seen

Living in Portland, there's a lot of strip clubs, but most of them are shitty, and most of the strippers are just ok, although there are definitely some 10's. One night strip clubbing, I noticed the hottest stripper I had…

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Hottie v. Hottie #5

It's been a while since our last Hottie v. Hottie Survey . . . Frankly, I was short of ideas, and what I came up with is kinda lame (but, after all, these surveys are really mostly about looking at…

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Do you talk about TUSCL at the clubs?

I am always tempted to mention to dancers that I rate clubs online...thinking maybe I get a little extra somethin for being "special". But I never do for a handful of reasons: 1) I try to pretend that I'm sort…

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Stripper Gifts?

So what have you gone out of your way to give to your ATF? I've given candy canes & specialty baker cupcakes. Anyone ever though of giving one of these books? http://www.lulu.com/shop/fotie-photenhauer/natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/paperback/product-20052760.html

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Do we have a review of this club?

Hustler's Mobile Strip Club Sparks National Controversy http://sfist.com/2012/04/17/hustlers_mobile_strip_club_sparks_n.php Like any good brick-and-mortar spot these days, North Beach bare-breasted joint Larry Flynt's Hustler Club has its own mobile version making the rounds in San Francisco. On Friday and Saturday nights, ladies can be…

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Even the old timers fall for it occasionally...

I was at a club over the weekend and had a GREAT time with this dancer. She didn't seem too "honest"...but she gave me a lot of attention and I repaid her by tipping her on stage and getting…

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Somehow they missed juice. :)

North Carolina Alcohol Law Enforcement agents arrested 11 people at a Hickory adult entertainment club recently on alcohol, sex and drug charges. A search warrant was executed last week at Thee Playhouse, 1520 U.S. 64-70, Southwest. During a…

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Are robot stripper next?

The future of sex tourism lies in robot prostitutes, two Victoria University researchers have theorised. Management professor Ian Yeoman, a futurist with an interest in tourism, and sexologist Michelle Mars have looked to how red light districts might operate in…

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Anyone out there good with Graphics?

Hi All... I need some help with tuscl. I need a logo, something that identifies tuscl.net. Let me know if you can help, or email me your ideas at [email protected] thanks! F

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Choosing a club.

Many times an out of town visitor asks about their visit to a city and local club information. I travel (not as much as I used to) and use TUSCL for information. I was wondering how others use TUSCL? What I…

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Another dumb ass.

INDIANAPOLIS — Police say officers shot and critically wounded a man who fired several shots at them after he was thrown out of an Indianapolis strip club. Officer Kendale Adams says no officers were wounded when the man shot at them…

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Strippers and their significant relationships

I'm a little new to the strip club scene but loving it. I was at a club yesterday afternoon and talked with a hot dancer before getting dances. During the conversation she mentioned that she had a boyfriend. The comment…

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Starting From Boston Heading Down to Philly

I have an decent budget and would like to visit a few places? (at least 3 to 4) within the span of my 2 day Trip. Any recommendations on which clubs I have to go to in the following states/locations. Boston…

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I need your help. Weird discussion for this site Serious replies only please

This may become one of the most strange posts ever on tuscl ever. I literally have no one else to turn to. I need you guys to put aside the club persona and give some real world advice. I am…

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Free Extras and Drinks in Houston

I'm in Houston next week on business and may try to sneak away for some fun. Iniquitous has said that you can get free dances, HJ, BJ, and FS ("the works") at Centerfolds there. He's also said some dancers there…

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Anyone ever been to Sweet Illusions or Phils in Springfield Or.

Hey guys, I was wondering if anyone has been to either sweet Illusions or Phils in Springfield Oregon and got some good extra mileage VIP dances. Or has anyone got a dance from Taylor. She is a bleach blonde,…

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Stage tipping and finding value

So I've been playing around with $1 tipps on stage and backing away from making it drizzle.....I have found out that a lot of girls that made a lot happneed when it drizzeled stoped lovin on me at stage.....but what…

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Ocean City, Maryland - Anyone know of any clubs in the area? or maybe a short dr

Taking a trip this weekend (4/20) to do some golfing and wanted to know if there were any clubs in the area? Any suggestions? Coming from NJ so if any are along the way - that's good too.

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We LOVE Vegas Dancers!!!

Las Vegas' Cover Girls Gentlemen's Club & Steakhouse opens this Thursday night! This Tuesday night the 17th we are hosting a party for ALL Las Vegas dancers. If you dance you're invited to checkout Vegas' HOTTEST new club, while you…

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Jersey girls mt ephraim nj

Any good info on this place. I have been a few times it's a good time but not much info on here about it???

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Fashion Consultant to Dancers who Can't Dress

Has this ever happened to you? You sit down to survey all of the dancers, and eliminate some from your list because they look bad in their stripperwear? On a recent two day binge, I took 4 girls off they…

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Cuckold?

An Egyptian man who went online to watch a porno film for the first time got the shock of his life when he found that the woman in the film was his own wife. The man, identified as Ramadan, instantly collapsed…

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There were no reports of 2AMers in the other 49 states.

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa (AP) — Authorities say a man has been fatally shot at a club on the southern edge of Cedar Rapids. Police say officers were dispatched around 12:45 a.m. Monday to Woody's Show Club. They found the wounded man,…

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Seedy Columbian Strip Joint Where Secret Service Agents Picked Up Prostitutes

This story calls the Columbian strip club "seedy" and "dingy" and "cheesy." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2130422/Inside-seedy-Colombian-strip-club-Obamas-Secret-Service-agents-picked-prostitutes.html Looking at the pictures, I have to say I've visited worse clubs than this.

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pole dance and floor dance

not a big fan of dancers doing their acrobatic act on the pole. most seem to think that hanging upside down is a turn on for the guys. prefer the rolling around on the floor and split leg…

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After Hours Club?

I've been invited to an "after-hours club" that opens at 2 AM Tue-Sat (actaully, Wed-Sun would be more accurate). By invited, I mean a dancer told me about the club and got me a pass (it's members only with…

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Show some humility in this thread!

What's the most embarrassing shit you guys have done in a strip club? Let's be totally honest. I'll start: 1) This past weekend, I accidentally fell asleep at the bar with my head bobbing back and forth and I'm trying to…

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People just don't forget a face, is that it?

For those TUSCLers who are constant travelers, and therefore don't visit the same clubs that often, have you ever had a dancer remember you from a previous visit although it had been several months (or longer) since you saw her? Maybe…

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Unusual or strange dancer ethnic backgrounds.

I have recently found a Russian-Mongolian and a Puerto Rican-Japanese. Oddly both spoke English without an accent. Anybody heard of any others?

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fellow tusclers question ?

So from time 2 time I will get random pm from members that don't post in the disscusions but will ask me for detail info about the clubs and girls I go 2 and so forth......my general rule is to…

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Disappointments in life

Lingerie Football League Goes on Extended Hiatus by Robert Littal | Posted on Thursday,…

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Farmerart's Secret Life

I was surfing the Internet last night and discovered that famous male porn star Peter North was born in Canada. Is Art leading a secret life we don't know about? When he talks about "gushers" are we sure he is talking…

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Dancers mingling with customers naked

Most clubs I've been to dancers get nude or semi nude on stage but than put on at least some clothing while mingling with customers to ask for tips or offer dances. One club I know, the dancers…

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North vs. South ?

OK, Kind of an open-ended question. Which are better (better looking/hotter) – northern girls, or southern girls? I've only lived in Dallas, TX and Miami, FL. So my definite preference is for southern girls – I think they are super-hot.…

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Porn Star Extras?

I know people have gotten extras at strip clubs but has one got a story about getting some for a porn star at a Club if so would like to hear it.

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Online Strip Clubs

www.2001live.com offers live feed of the stage for $20 a month, and offers credits for private chats with dancers. Are there any other clubs that have similar online access?

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Secret Service agents not allowed to drink and visit hookers

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2012/0414/Secret-Service-Colombia-scandal-Agents-working-too-hard-or-not-hard-enough What's this country coming to when Secret Service agents aren't allowed to blow of a little steam? They didn't even do anything illegal, since prostitution is legal in Colombia.

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The Record for a Run-On Sentence?

I just finished reading this review - https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=144292 While informative, it consists of nothing more than one long run-on sentence - 221 words nearly all lower case, with only one comma near the beginning. That must be some kind of record,…

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electric blue

best colombians, brazilians, dominicans, venezuelans around- love em all

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Just another 2AMer. This one in Fort Worth TX.

FORT WORTH — Two men are hospitalized after a shooting at a strip club parking lot in Fort Worth early Saturday morning. It happened at Cabaret East at 12325 Calloway Cemetery Drive near Highway 157. A fight began inside the…

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OK, Motorhead, where ere you?

If you're a dude with a red Mohawk who recently got lucky at a Motörhead/Megadeth concert in the bathroom at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago — or if you know a dude who matches such a description — you totally…

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WTF. Former club stripper does review on a now closed club.

PurePleasure Joined: Apr 2012 Clubs Reviewed: 1 Total Reviews: 1 Legz VIP Gentlemen's Club 1110 Hedgesville Road Martinsburg, West Virginia 25403-2201 Reviewed on: April 13, 2012 Visited on: Saturday Evening Dancers on Shift: 11-25 Dancers 10 Value 10 Atmosphere 10 Overall…

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what makes a good ATF ?

Now I know this will range from person to person....this is juices ideas of one and I would love to read your ideas of one #1 great peronality #2 able to hold a good conversation #3 natural red hair #4 white ass fuck skin #5…

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Who did that

I was visiting Atlanta last November and made a trip to the infamous Follies. Early in the evening, so not to busy. Set up a VIP with a nice looking blonde. After about five minutes of the…

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Washington DC and other places follies

Guilty plea in trafficking of high school girls in hotels By Barbara De Lollis, USA TODAY Just miles away from the nation's capitol, two Crips gang associates pleaded guilty to charges of running a prostitution ring that pimped out local…

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Are you a sex addict?

So what are some of the symptoms? Are you a sex addict? Is your partner a sex addict? Read on to learn more about the signs of a true sex addiction. 1) Compulsively cheating on a partner or spouse. 2)…

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The Nastiest Strip Club

I'm not talking about open air sex here; I mean just fucking dirty. I just came out of a club last night built of tin, you could see the insulation in the rafters, concrete floors, some ols ass PA, hand…

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Too much of a good thing?

BERLIN — A desperate man in Munich fled onto a balcony and called police for protection after his insatiable companion for a one-night stand refused to let him leave her flat, police said Thursday. The 43-year-old man had met a…

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Pole Dancing for Fitness

Woman who pole dances for fitness wants the sport "to shed it's [sic] stripper image." http://www.wdbj7.com/news/wdbj7-roanoke-woman-trains-for-a-statewide-pole-dance-fitness-competition-20120412,0,6611271.story I feel that the rules for pole dancing competition should specify that the competitor must remove her top at the minimum. This will keep…

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Dumb Strip Club Robber

Dumber than Hill Country dirt: http://austin.ynn.com/content/top_stories/284130/more-details-emerge-in-strip-club-shooting

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More About Body Hair

shadowcat has a live topic on the board about male pubic grooming/shaving. What about other male body hair and a woman's reaction to it? Apart from male pattern baldness that started 40 years ago I am a gorilla with body…