Champagne Room
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3826 E Illini St Phoenix, AZ 85040

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vpoetz
Apr 20, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

This place is down in a commercial/industrial area south east of downtown Phoenix by the airport. The storefront is very small and easy to miss, sandwiched between a trucking company and an auto upholstery shop or some such place. A weathered paper note on the steel front door says, “ring bell once and wait.” It took maybe two minutes...seemed like 7-8...to answer the door, which was opened only partway and I squeezed inside. The front room was small and dark backlit in red with one small couch. Two girls in lingerie were standing in the background and an older lady in a bikini asked if I minded being searched and began to pat me down with the other two girls joining the search. After showing the contents of my pockets I was asked to sit down on the couch. Then another 3-5 girls came in and formed a semi-circle in front of me and each one stated their name and welcomed me. Old bikini lady said it was time for me to choose one of the girls. I was a little nervous having never been in this situation before and quickly chose the hottest girl there....she was a solid 6 in the dark but prolly a 5.

She led me into the back hallway and into one of the “studio's.”Two glass walls, a futon, an end table with oils and lubes and a stack of clean hand towels, a boombox on the floor, a tiny stage with a pole in the opposite corner. I sat down and she sat down very close to me and asked what I wanted to do. I thought it was obvious but I asked what she meant anyway. And this is when I get screwed...or not. She said for a basic show it was $40 and went up from there....not including tips. For $100 it was a better show and for $200 I would get the mind blowing Nasty show. So I gave her $200 of course. As she left the room she said I should make myself comfortable...which I did. She came back with very loud music playing and danced in a bikini on the stage using the pole and the glass walls to her advantage. The bikini was off before the end of the song and I had begun to.....make myself....comfortable using the lube to my advantage. When the first song ended she crawled over to me and sat between my legs and whispered, “that for only $200 I was not allowed to please myself and would I please stop.” she said maybe I wanted the $400 package....not including tips of course! I had the money but I was so embarrassed I just wanted to leave so I declined the offer to upgrade. I got two more songs with her doing her thing and I just sat there feeling real small and used. I get the feeling that a good time....if in fact there was a good time to be had at all....would cost somewhere above $500. Bottom line it's my advice to stay away from this place!

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