The Record for a Run-On Sentence?

I guess the grammatically correct need not submit! LOL

We should grade reviewers on their grammar and spelling. That's how I grade dancers.

If grammar and spelling are required, we'd have to disqualify the Juice, and we can't have that.

Having a way to edit our posts afterward would HELP!!! LOL

Night thank you ma'an !................look I know sum of you men are from the Ivy leages and have huge iq's.......me I wouldn't mind having something to correct these thangs for us (me included) less forchanit ! But we do just fine and this fella gave a nice and entertaining review according to the juiceman !........to each is own...............club on mr. Yale !

Let's cut Exile some slack here. It appears he is new to the review process and may not have known you lose points for grammar. I got the jist of what he was saying. In fact I'd like to fuck that hot Latino in the mini skirt myself ! I wonder what her name was ?

Not exactly so much a run on sentence as lacking punctuation.

Twitter will be the death of the English language yet.

"Not exactly so much a run on sentence as lacking punctuation."

I will add it.

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With the scanty punctuation and the multiple uses of the word "yes", it reads like a male-narrated final chapter of James Joyce's Ulysses.

From the beginning of the review up until the comma, it reads like the opening of a novel by Dashiell Hammett, James M. Cain, or perhaps Raymond Chandler.

Clearly, the author of the review had no desire to hide his literary influences.

Mo head shit that was fucking halarouse or how ever you spell that

Brain. I'm in the floor on that one lol

Well, the way the young ones don't learn much in school these days, it truely is no surprise. :)

brainiac: welcome!

You've been a member for a longtime time. But you don't post much. You can be our new book_guy.

book_guy used to be a frequent poster but seems to have disappeared. Maybe a little "competition" will bring him back. :)

Thank you, motorhead.

I remember Book Guy well. (How can one easily forget his avatar, having seen it as a .gif?) He covered a wider range of topics than I'm capable of but if Serious Literature ever appears on the discussion boards again, I'll be there.

And shekitout has been my ass for years. Telling me to use spell check.

Ran out of breath half way thru it.

The poster in his review mentions about speaking Spanish ... - seems like a chicano whom has not quite mastered the English language yet - and living in LA he may never will!