Farmerart's Secret Life

Mo'head you have out dune yourself on this one my man !

I'm laughing so hard I rolled out of my couch...down the hall way.....down stairs and into the fuckin garage !.......thanks for the side busting lol !

I think you might be on to something motorhead. lol.

Sssshhhhh, motorhead !! You'll wake Art, he was up late last night filming !! LOL

Might be on to something. As motor said, "gushers. And then other items, "drilling", "pumping", "piping"...

I noticed that he has not refuted this possibility. :)

HOLY SHIT !!

Who was filming my escapades all these years? Why did they call me Peter North? I swear, guys, that I didn't know that this was happening. Now that this stuff is out there, what the hell do I do?

vincemichaels and trojangreg (who have met me) can verify that I have retained the same goofy hair style and chiseled bod of my younger years when all these videos were surreptitiously filmed without my knowledge. A screaming dancer at Bogarts can attest to the gallons of cum I spurt with each orgasm. She had to go clean up the main stage (and the dancer on the stage at the time) when her vigorous HJ caused me to shoot over the VIP divider all the way to the main stage. She looked at me and said, 'Good thing it wasn't a BJ or FS; you would have killed me!'

I've got to hire a hot shot lawyer to get some payment for all these videos of me that have been sold over the decades.

Yes, Art speaks da truth. It's a damn good thing I can swim as I was carried out into the parking lot on the wave as someone opened the door that afternoon. :)

Next thing ya know, he will be touring strip clubs like Ron Jeremy. :)

lmao guys, and adding to the Mo'Head and Clubba's lists - more clues exist within this "front" industry terminology, i.e. "Tank Dipping"; "Extreme Oil"; "Horizontal Drilling"; "Tubing Head"; "Fluid"; "Emultion"; "Thrusters"; "Bell Nipple"; "Pipe Rack"; "Fingering"; "Borehole"; "Pulling Out"; "Hole Opener"; "Blow Down"; "Exploration"; "Spinner"; "Stripping"; and we all know "Oil is not clean"

lol, and to think - he likely thought we wouldn't be able to connect the dots....

vm,

That isn't a pretty picture. Maybe you should re-think that statement. :)

Hey, how about a current news topic. Doesn't make any sense, but DAMN, sounds good!

"FRACKING"!

Jeez, clubber, we have been doing that for decades in the oil patch and we have always spelled the word - 'FRACING'.

If you ever come up north and are a real good boy I just might arrange for you to fire one of the old fracing guns. As I recall, you are a guy who 'carries', aren't you?

art,

I've seen it spelled both way, so choose the one with the "K" in it. Like fuc just doesn't have the same ring without the "K".

Now that sounds cool, a fucing fracing gun!!! I'd freeze my ass off up there even in the summer time. You're talkin' to a always in S. Florida guy! :)

Fuck her in the ass farmboy !

Art you go bro!!

"I was surfing the Internet last night and discovered that famous male porn star Peter North was born in Canada"

I've known this for years. :)

Alucard, and expert on MALE porn stars! Don't think I would announce that. :)

"Alucard, and expert on MALE porn stars! Don't think I would announce that. :)"

I'm NO expert. LOL

Just a odd factoid I know. :)

Suddenly after reading this thread $100 for West Texas light sweet doesn't sound like a bad price.

I know this because he was my hero for years, then I let a friend borrow a movie and he told me I was into Gay porn for the entire summer. PN is still kind of a hero, I'll admit it.