Farmerart's Secret Life
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I was surfing the Internet last night and discovered that famous male porn star Peter North was born in Canada. Is Art leading a secret life we don't know about?
When he talks about "gushers" are we sure he is talking about oil wells?
When he talks about "gushers" are we sure he is talking about oil wells?
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I'm laughing so hard I rolled out of my couch...down the hall way.....down stairs and into the fuckin garage !.......thanks for the side busting lol !
Who was filming my escapades all these years? Why did they call me Peter North? I swear, guys, that I didn't know that this was happening. Now that this stuff is out there, what the hell do I do?
vincemichaels and trojangreg (who have met me) can verify that I have retained the same goofy hair style and chiseled bod of my younger years when all these videos were surreptitiously filmed without my knowledge. A screaming dancer at Bogarts can attest to the gallons of cum I spurt with each orgasm. She had to go clean up the main stage (and the dancer on the stage at the time) when her vigorous HJ caused me to shoot over the VIP divider all the way to the main stage. She looked at me and said, 'Good thing it wasn't a BJ or FS; you would have killed me!'
I've got to hire a hot shot lawyer to get some payment for all these videos of me that have been sold over the decades.
lol, and to think - he likely thought we wouldn't be able to connect the dots....
That isn't a pretty picture. Maybe you should re-think that statement. :)
Hey, how about a current news topic. Doesn't make any sense, but DAMN, sounds good!
"FRACKING"!
If you ever come up north and are a real good boy I just might arrange for you to fire one of the old fracing guns. As I recall, you are a guy who 'carries', aren't you?
I've seen it spelled both way, so choose the one with the "K" in it. Like fuc just doesn't have the same ring without the "K".
Now that sounds cool, a fucing fracing gun!!! I'd freeze my ass off up there even in the summer time. You're talkin' to a always in S. Florida guy! :)
I've known this for years. :)
I'm NO expert. LOL
Just a odd factoid I know. :)
But Alucard, did you know that Peter North (aka The Load Master) used to do Gay porn before switching to "straight porn" in the early 80s?
I know this because he was my hero for years, then I let a friend borrow a movie and he told me I was into Gay porn for the entire summer. PN is still kind of a hero, I'll admit it.
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