Anyone ever been to Sweet Illusions or Phils in Springfield Or.

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• gatorfan

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  13 years ago

  No
• motorhead

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  13 years ago

  "Or has anyone got a dance from Taylor. She is a bleach blonde, very tiny with two skulls on her thigh?"
  
  
  10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
  
  9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
  
  8. Come on up and see me urchins.
  
  7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
  
  6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
  
  5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
  
  4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
  
  3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
  
  2. Well blow me down?
  
  And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
  
  1. Prepare to be boarded.
  
• sinclair

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  13 years ago

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