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Anyone ever been to Sweet Illusions or Phils in Springfield Or.

Apr 17, 2012, 4:22 PM
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ninetoes

Hey guys, I was wondering if anyone has been to either sweet Illusions or Phils in Springfield Oregon and got some good extra mileage VIP dances. Or has anyone got a dance from Taylor. She is a bleach blonde, very tiny with two skulls on her thigh?

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gatorfan

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motorhead

"Or has anyone got a dance from Taylor. She is a bleach blonde, very tiny with two skulls on her thigh?"

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