I was in Columbia for a...

I was in Columbia for a week of business and decided to try out this club for some fun on a Thursday night. Overall, it was not a bad experience but the bottom line is that it really depends on connecting with the right girl to make the experience a good one. The club itself is nothing to write home about. It is in a more industrial strip of buildings with parking behind the building (not on the side facing Business Loop 70). It's a typical strip club with a dark decor and a couple of nice stages -- not a big place at all. When I was in, there were about 10 girls working and I would say a couple were cute, a couple not so much and the others in the middle of the pack. The first girl I encountered was a veteran of the place. She said that "most guys tip $5 at the rail" -- as a suggestion for me so I would know that when her stage dances started. She also told me her version of the pricing -- $21 for a mild lap dance in the back room or a 4 for $100 bed dance special (usually 3 for $100). Her perspective is that the lap dances at CV are not really worth it and the songs are short. So I declined the right-off-the-bat hard sell for $100 and decided to enjoy the stage show. Without the hard sell I probably would have tried out a lap with her, but I was not up for the immediate $100.

As others have said, no alcohol in this club, so I had water, and I paid no cover because I arrived before 9p. When I was there the ratio was about 8-10 patrons to 8-10 girls.

So I enjoyed the stage shows, tipped the girls $1 or $2 (not $5) and came across a young, tall cutie that hit my buttons. She joined me at my table after her stage show and her version of the pricing was different -- $22 for a 2 for 1 lap in the back room and she said it would be fun and the songs were not short. She also offered the 4 for $100 in the bed dance room. So I opted for the 2 for 1 and let me tell you that her dances were off the charts. For my $22 I spend about 15 minutes with her in the back room and she gave an incredibly good LD with lots of mutual contact.