So my buddy tells me I...

So my buddy tells me I should visit XTC since it's an all nude club. I'm new to Dallas and have only been to topless clubs in the area. So I decide to check XTC out and boy was that a big mistake. First parking was rediculus. You start off lining up on the service road of I-35 as they wave you in and then request 10 bucks (more if you valet park yourself). I was mildly annoyed because of the wait but overall cool because I was expecting to see some top notch dancers in the club. After waiting in line to park, and finally doing so, I walk up to the front of the club only to notice that there is a line beginning to wrap around the building. I was becoming more annoyed, but I figured if this many people are willing to go through all this, then the entertainment must be top notch.

As I waited in line I witnessed a guy get tased by security because he repeatedly tried to skip the line. Another guy got chased into the parking lot by security because he got pissed that he was kicked out of the club. He tried to fight security and they tased him as well. Now at this point I'm thinking 1 incedent....cool....2 incedents.....should I try somewhere else. But No....I had already paid for parking and had been standing in line for nearly 15 minutes. I pressed on, sure that I would be rewarded soon. I get to the front of the line and get frisked and then go in and pay the cover. It was 25 dollars...no biggy....then I enter.....

....WTF....