I'm not talking about open air sex here; I mean just fucking dirty. I just came out of a club last night built of tin, you could see the insulation in the rafters, concrete floors, some ols ass PA, hand me down, ripped up chairs from strip clubs of yore, lights that didn't work half the time, and electrical tape pasties (I actually like these! kind of punk). This was in the wastlands of my home state of Texas, God Bless 'em!
Anyhow, share the dirt! Someone out there has had to seen worse...
I'd say the nastiest in recent memory is XTC Cabaret on North Fwy in Houston. Ripped cafeteria style chairs, torn/stained carpet, plywood walls/dividers in the VIP. Along with less than appealing dancers make this place a once and done for me - never to return.
A couple of "low end" clubs that I've been to are noteworthy:
1. Diamonds, in Fontana, CA. Its former name was Jerry's Stable. A stable is a barn where horses are kept. If this club had bales of hay for seating instead of chairs, it would still look like just like a stable!
2. Here in Seattle, Dancing Bare is the most primative strip club I've ever seen. It's mostly an adult book/novelty store with a strip club squeezed in, in some left over space. I've only been twice. Only got a dance once, and I won't be back.
Half the strip clubs in Fayetteville, NC. Absolute dives, concrete floor in one, graffiti all over the walls in another, a permanent turd in the permanently broken toilet in another.
Lady Godiva's I in Greenville is just about the worst. The dancers are bad and the place is falling down. XTC in Houston is bad and the dancers all stink like rotten crotch meat. CT Adult Stuperstore in Gary is a true hole. The place is stocked with a small amount of old porn, The "Theater" is very small and is used for group sex between stangers. They have no stage and the girls wait on stools to go to the lapper area curtained off with blue tarp. The private porn viewing area is behind the lap dance area and is a table and chair with a tv. But the girls are beautiful and clean compared to Godiva's and XTC. The best dive is a BYOB nude club called Pardners Tavern in PA. The place is a rundown dump but parties like crazy and the girls ain't bad.
Probably the place in the worst physical condition I've visited is Sasnak in Topeka, Kansas. The floor is uneven, the tables and chairs are old restaurant relics (I believe it was a restaurant of some kind before being a strip club) and the bathroom is permanently infested with bugs. Not much there for the general strip club fanatic except $10 dances, except they are more than likely with old and/or fat strippers.
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1. Diamonds, in Fontana, CA. Its former name was Jerry's Stable. A stable is a barn where horses are kept. If this club had bales of hay for seating instead of chairs, it would still look like just like a stable!
2. Here in Seattle, Dancing Bare is the most primative strip club I've ever seen. It's mostly an adult book/novelty store with a strip club squeezed in, in some left over space. I've only been twice. Only got a dance once, and I won't be back.