I was visiting Atlanta last November and made a trip to the infamous Follies. Early in the evening, so not to busy. Set up a VIP with a nice looking blonde. After about five minutes of the private dance, I noticed it smelled like someone farted. I looked around and we were the only two in the room at the time. I know I didn't do it. Poor girl must have been embarrassed as she couldnt look at me for a couple of minutes. I never said anything, and we finished the dance. I was not going for extras that night, so no problems there. Did ruin the fantasy though. I think it is funny now. Has this happened to anyone else? How do you handle it.
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The only thing I have ever smelled in the VIP rooms at Follies was weed. I gotta ask why your were paying for a VIP trip if you were not going for extras?
Yes in the Harem House in INdy but it was the girl across from us or her client that cranked one. I got up and left it was bad. Later someone found a used tampon on the floor next between the couch and table. I did not get any more lap dances there.
Flatulence is a natural thing. It is hard to hold it in and dance on someone's lap at the same time. Something had to give.
Simple. Just breathe through your mouth, not your nose. It happens all the time I am sure. When ya gotta fart, ya gotta fart.
And vm knows FARTS!!!
Never fart in an elevator
Best time to fart is in an elevator. With a grin.
ShadowCat. That was my first time to Follies and was not sure what to expect. The girl did not offer extras and I did not push. Thanks for the input everyone. I am new on this site and was not sure how the story would go over. I am looking forward to spending more time here and learning from the pros.
ShadowCat. That was my first time to Follies and was not sure what to expect. The girl did not offer extras and I did not push. Thanks for the input everyone. I am new on this site and was not sure how the story would go over. I am looking forward to spending more time here and learning from the pros.
Chandler? That's why he is too embarrassed to post here anymore?
I just farted
I love stripper farts...especially the kind you can taste.
I had one fart and then stood up and wafted it right up to my face needless to say when she asked if I wanted another one at the end of the song. I just shot a "Are you that fucking stupid" look she then had an embarrassed expression on her face took my money and left. I Will not front on someone for letting one go. But use your head that is a major mood killer.
Since farts can contain airborne particulate fecal matter, breathing through my mouth holds little appeal. I'd just hold my breath for a minute until the worst of it passes.
Interesting question - why do we hate others' farts, but seem to enjoy our own?
I totally agree, Rod8432, but sometimes that isn't an option. LOL And yes, Clubber, I know farts !! That cheap Happy Hour free food and beer will do it to just about anyone !!
I would have no problem asking the girl if she farted and making a joke out of it. Why let it just "hang there?" But that's the kind of guy I am I guess. Got a booger on your nose, I'll walk right up and hand you a tissue. Fly down? I'll let you know right away...
Once got a lap dance from a girl whose feet I could smell from two feet away. Warned her about it (guys during her stage set MUST have been able to smell it) and it became a bonding moment. Now she asks me to smell her feet whenever I enter the club and we get a laugh out of it.
vm,
Yes, that is true. :)
Fart lol......pooooop ! Plop ! Lol.....fart ! Hu hu hu hu
had this happen at follies with one girl. wonder if it is the same one
she either farted or she can't wipe
i have never been able to get a dance from her since that day.
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